Brainteaser time right here

[WaTaGuMp]

Ok guys and girls get your thinking caps on.




A man leaves home makes three lefts and comes home again, what does he do for a living?

 

[Modeps]

Unemployed... he's going outside to get the newspaper.😀

 

[Killbat]

He makes lefts, the lucky bastage. Who pays him to do that? 🙂

 

[WaTaGuMp]

nope

 

[Beau]

He's a shoemaker?

 

[WaTaGuMp]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 😛

 

[cwjefferys]

hes a baseball player.

 

[Halogen]

ill have to go with shoemaker too

 

[Jzero]

He's a fat lazy baseball player.

Actually, the way I always heard it was this:
A man leaves home and makes 3 left turns and starts to come home.
On his way home, he sees two masked men!
Who are they?

 

[Levi]

He mows his lawn...?

 

[Halogen]

what is tasteless but tastes good and people have it every day?

 

[cwjefferys]

<< what is tasteless but tastes good and people have it every day? >>



my penis

 

[WaTaGuMp]

Baseball player is correct he hit a home run. GJ Now here is another one.



You have a house, all four walls of the house are facing south if a bear walked by what color would it be and why?

 

[Halogen]

<< You have a house, all four walls of the house are facing south if a bear walked by what color would it be and why? >>


your house is right on the north pole so all walls face south, the bear would be a polar bear so it would appear white even though its skin is black

 

[killface]

You have a house, all four walls of the house are facing south if a bear walked by what color would it be and why?

White. You're at the north pole. it's a polar bear

 

[kranky]

cwjefferys, you are so funny! Please post in many more threads! It would be a shame if the other 80,000 members missed out on your hilarious biting humor! I bet no one else would have thought of that incredibly witty comment!

 

[thEnEuRoMancER]

Polar bear because a man leaves home makes TWO lefts and comes home again on the poles.

 

[bellycows]

<< A man leaves home makes three lefts and comes home again, what does he do for a living? >>



Whatever it is that a man living on the North Pole does.

Probably an Eskimo hunter.

 

[Beau]

<< You have a house, all four walls of the house are facing south if a bear walked by what color would it be and why? White. You're at the north pole. it's a polar bear >>

w3rd

 

[WaTaGuMp]

Corrct we have another winner ding ding ding.





If a plane crashes right on the border of the USA and canada where do you bury the survivors?

 

[notfred]

It'd be white cause it's a polar bear.

The "3 lefts" one was lame. What if he lived on a triangualar block, or on the corner of a rectangular block?

 

[Beau]

<< what is tasteless but tastes good and people have it every day? >>

Air

 

[Halogen]

why the hell would anybody hunt eskimos?

 

[zer0calories]

White, polar bear, your house sites on the North Pole.






Oops, late.

 

[bellycows]

<< If a plane crashes right on the border of the USA and canada where do you bury the survivors? >>



This one works better when asked in person.

Once you write it down, you can reread the bury the survivors part, and it becomes obvious.