Boy Killed analy when chair explodes

[darkxshade]

Originally posted by: dennilfloss
What compression unit? There are no moving parts in my chair.

"The alleged explosion came from the gas cylinder that was in the base of the chair, the part that allowed the user to adjust the seat up and down. "

I was talking about that part

 

[shabby]

Thats it. im making myself a steel padded insert to protect my ass...

 

[Perknose]

Gives new meaning to the phrase, "We all die in the end."

 

[Goosemaster]

Sh!tty way to die.

 

[Goosemaster]

Originally posted by: vi edit

Originally posted by: IcebergSlim
Rectum? Hell, it Killed em'

He shoots, he scores!

I missed that one...:laugh:

*slow clap*

 

[dennilfloss]

Originally posted by: rh71

Originally posted by: dennilfloss
What compression unit? There are no moving parts in my chair.

that loveseat thingy you posted is your computer chair?!

Yes.

 

[nonameo]

Oh wow, um... thank you atot.... I think I'm going to uh... stand up now

 

[rh71]

Originally posted by: dennilfloss

Originally posted by: rh71

Originally posted by: dennilfloss
What compression unit? There are no moving parts in my chair.

that loveseat thingy you posted is your computer chair?!

Yes.

Do you sit all the way back while surfing? That can't be very comfy unless you have a wireless keyboard / mouse you've got on your lap. What about sinking down? How low is your desk? Just a few reasons why I'm surprised you don't have a proper desk chair.

 

[WaTaGuMp]

Chairs are known to randomly explode for no reason, story = fake, jokes = teh win.

 

[Kelvrick]

Any links from a more reputable site before I spam coworkers?

 

[dennilfloss]

Originally posted by: rh71
Do you sit all the way back while surfing? That can't be very comfy unless you have a wireless keyboard / mouse you've got on your lap. What about sinking down? How low is your desk? Just a few reasons why I'm surprised you don't have a proper desk chair.

My desk is a metal university prof desk. My chair is at an angle so my face is about 2 feet away from my 24" monitor. I still have a little leeway with my wired keyboard (stiing on a thin board on my lap) and my trackball (on the right arm rest). I was a bit too low which is why I put 4" of carpet under my cushion (I removed this in the pic shown).

http://www.imagebam.com/image/07a73f27358022

 

[rivan]

Originally posted by: NaOH
That sucks ass.

It blows chunks.

 

[StinkyPinky]

That's one hell of a fart. Compression unit failure my ass.

 

[dennilfloss]

Quite the shocker to see someone named StinkyPinky post in this thread!

 

[OCGuy]

Originally posted by: StinkyPinky
Compression unit failure my ass.

Yours too?

 

[SSSnail]

Right, compression from that tube will go through the metal plate it sits on... Anybody wanna buy a bridge?

 

[classy]

Umm...sounds kind of fake to me

 

[91TTZ]

This is old news.

The courts ruled that the manufacturer was only partly guilty since this guy's ass already had a crack in it.

 

[TheVrolok]

As all the ass jokes have been covered, I'm just going to say wow. Bummer.

 

[ed21x]

that chair blows.

 

[AdamK47]

I can see MythBusters testing this one out.

 

[Dulanic]

Originally posted by: Ocguy31
They do strict quality control on those chairs at the factory. That one must have just fallen through the cracks...

:thumbsup:

 

[Red Squirrel]

*Checks chair*
MADE IN CANADA

I'm safe.

 

[QueBert]

so a child dies and ATOTers come with a barrage of incredibly unfunny one liners, awesome.

 

[ConstipatedVigilante]

Originally posted by: QueBert
so a child dies and ATOTers come with a barrage of incredibly unfunny one liners, awesome.

What's up your ass?