Boy Killed analy when chair explodes

[darkxshade]

Originally posted by: dennilfloss
What compression unit? There are no moving parts in my chair. 😕

"The alleged explosion came from the gas cylinder that was in the base of the chair, the part that allowed the user to adjust the seat up and down. "

I was talking about that part

 

[shabby]

Thats it. im making myself a steel padded insert to protect my ass...

 

[Perknose]

Gives new meaning to the phrase, "We all die in the end."

 

[Goosemaster]

Sh!tty way to die.

 

[Goosemaster]

Originally posted by: vi edit

Originally posted by: IcebergSlim
Rectum? Hell, it Killed em'

He shoots, he scores!

I missed that one...:laugh:

*slow clap*

 

[dennilfloss]

Originally posted by: rh71

Originally posted by: dennilfloss
What compression unit? There are no moving parts in my chair. 😕

that loveseat thingy you posted is your computer chair?!

Yes. 😕

 

[nonameo]

Oh wow, um... thank you atot.... I think I'm going to uh... stand up now 🙁

 

[rh71]

Originally posted by: dennilfloss

Originally posted by: rh71

Originally posted by: dennilfloss
What compression unit? There are no moving parts in my chair. 😕

that loveseat thingy you posted is your computer chair?!

Yes. 😕

Do you sit all the way back while surfing? That can't be very comfy unless you have a wireless keyboard / mouse you've got on your lap. What about sinking down? How low is your desk? Just a few reasons why I'm surprised you don't have a proper desk chair.

 

[WaTaGuMp]

Chairs are known to randomly explode for no reason, story = fake, jokes = teh win.

 

[Kelvrick]

Any links from a more reputable site before I spam coworkers?

 

[dennilfloss]

Originally posted by: rh71
Do you sit all the way back while surfing? That can't be very comfy unless you have a wireless keyboard / mouse you've got on your lap. What about sinking down? How low is your desk? Just a few reasons why I'm surprised you don't have a proper desk chair.

My desk is a metal university prof desk. My chair is at an angle so my face is about 2 feet away from my 24" monitor. I still have a little leeway with my wired keyboard (stiing on a thin board on my lap) and my trackball (on the right arm rest). I was a bit too low which is why I put 4" of carpet under my cushion (I removed this in the pic shown).

http://www.imagebam.com/image/07a73f27358022

 

[rivan]

Originally posted by: NaOH
That sucks ass.

It blows chunks.

 

[StinkyPinky]

That's one hell of a fart. Compression unit failure my ass.

 

[dennilfloss]

Quite the shocker to see someone named StinkyPinky post in this thread! 😛

 

[OCGuy]

Originally posted by: StinkyPinky
Compression unit failure my ass.

Yours too?

 

[SSSnail]

Right, compression from that tube will go through the metal plate it sits on... Anybody wanna buy a bridge?

 

[classy]

Umm...sounds kind of fake to me

 

[91TTZ]

This is old news.

The courts ruled that the manufacturer was only partly guilty since this guy's ass already had a crack in it.

 

[TheVrolok]

As all the ass jokes have been covered, I'm just going to say wow. Bummer.

 

[ed21x]

that chair blows.

 

[AdamK47]

I can see MythBusters testing this one out.

 

[Dulanic]

Originally posted by: Ocguy31
They do strict quality control on those chairs at the factory. That one must have just fallen through the cracks...

:thumbsup:

 

[Red Squirrel]

*Checks chair*
MADE IN CANADA

I'm safe.

 

[QueBert]

so a child dies and ATOTers come with a barrage of incredibly unfunny one liners, awesome.

 

[ConstipatedVigilante]

Originally posted by: QueBert
so a child dies and ATOTers come with a barrage of incredibly unfunny one liners, awesome.

What's up your ass?