Boy Killed analy when chair explodes

[OCGuy]

I heard he was actually listening to the Butthole Surfers on his iTunes when it happened 🙁

 

[IceBergSLiM]

Boy Killed analy when chair assplodes

 

[geno]

I think that kid was lying, I'm gonna tear him a new assho....oh wait...too late.

 

[OCGuy]

Priests everywhere will be very worried when they read that you can kill a boy analy.

 

[OCGuy]

They do strict quality control on those chairs at the factory. That one must have just fallen through the cracks...

 

[Tea Bag]

FTA: "The Quality Control team then crossed off the 'Proctology-Chair 3000' from their list of production ready products."

 

[Shawn]

Reminds me of this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZWy_fASSiQ

 

[vi edit]

Didn't know China was in the Weapons of Ass Destruction business.

I thought we left that job to Mexico.

 

[OCGuy]

Originally posted by: vi edit
Didn't know China was in the Weapons of Ass Destruction business.

:laugh:

 

[MrWizzard]

HAHA, all you have to do is understand how a chair like that really works to know it's shens.

 

[Atheus]

*inspects chair*

 

[Tea Bag]

Originally posted by: Atheus
*inspects chair*

I'll say what we're all thinking right now. Everyone at work or at their computer desk at home is a bit more clenched up down there prior to entering this thread.

 

[Pepsei]

i saw this in the new 2-3 days ago... they also mentioned that this happened to an older guy who managed to crawl to a phone to get help... they were able to surgically remove the rod from his anus. oh yeah.. also in china.

 

[JulesMaximus]

Originally posted by: NaOH
That blows ass.

fixed

 

[BW86]

what a way to go....

 

[lokiju]

What a shitty way to go 🙁

 

[metalmania]

fake news.

 

[zoiks]

<Robin_Williams>Do you know what chairs talk about all day. Whoa, here comes another asshole</Robin_Williams>

 

[dennilfloss]

Originally posted by: darkxshade

Originally posted by: dennilfloss
Another crap product from China.

I'm pretty certain your office chair is made in China too. 😛

You had me checked for sure but I tend to buy furniture mad in Canada so I was not too worried.

http://www.imagebam.com/image/d6912f27352291
http://www.imagebam.com/image/9b8fd627352292

That plus I normally have another extra cushion on it to raise my butt ~4" because the arm rests are a little to high for prolonged gaming and computing.

 

[darkxshade]

Originally posted by: dennilfloss

Originally posted by: darkxshade

Originally posted by: dennilfloss
Another crap product from China.

I'm pretty certain your office chair is made in China too. 😛

You had me checked for sure but I tend to buy furniture mad in Canada so I was not too worried.

http://www.imagebam.com/image/d6912f27352291
http://www.imagebam.com/image/9b8fd627352292

That plus I normally have another extra cushion on it to raise my butt ~4" because the arm rests are a little to high for prolonged gaming and computing.

The chair may be made in Canada but the compression unit may not. 😉

 

[InflatableBuddha]

Hope the manufacturer doesn't get behind in paying arrears to his ass-state!

 

[dennilfloss]

What compression unit? There are no moving parts in my chair. 😕

 

[rh71]

no wonder I couldn't understand the title... it should be spelled anally.

 

[Goosemaster]

IANAL but I think the pressure is really on for the manufactuer as the prosecution is sitting on a goldmine.

 

[rh71]

Originally posted by: dennilfloss
What compression unit? There are no moving parts in my chair. 😕

that loveseat thingy you posted is your computer chair?!