Boston trip, the 1st 6 hours....

highland145

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So this my unfortunately/fortunately story of the day. Get up at 5AM on Saturday to get ready for our flight out of Augusta. Wife comes down and says we've been bumped up 2 hrs. Cool, go back to bed. 10 min later, wife says our Atlanta flight has been bumped to Sunday. Crap, we have tours already paid for. Command decision was made to drive to Atlanta and see if we could catch something else. I call Delta customer service when they open at 7..."Due to high call volume, your wait time could be 3hrs." You just freaking opened.... But I was only on hold for an hour. "Your 10:20 flight out of ATL is still booked." Sweet.

We get there at 9, print the boarding passes...and they have the Sunday flight on them. Get in the non-moving "you dun goofed, A-aron" line. Delta lady comes from the back of the line asking why we're there, takes the passes and says she'll be back. In the mean time, the kid says that he doesn't have his ID. It wasn't an earthquake you felt, it was just my wife blowing a gasket. Made him haul ass to the parking to look for it. I was pretty sure it was still on the kitchen counter but tough crap. A friend was gracious enough to go to the house and look for the ID and send me pics. Obviously, the kid comes back without it.;) The lady comes back with new passes for an 11:30AM flight. :wub; Tells us to just stay in the non moving line and they'll check the bag....waiting, waiting.....crap, we're going to miss the next flight so I ask if we can go to the regular check in....sure. :rolleyes;

Check the bag and the TSA line is a mile long. At this point, the flight is leaving in 25 min or so. A lady lets us cut in, thankfully. The TSA agent didn't even ask the kid (he's 18) for his ID. Guess that's a good thing. I set the scanner off, they swab my hands for C4 or jiz or something but no cavity search. Both carry on bags get pulled for a search. The wife is just about frantic. So we run to the tram, +1 for terminal A, get to the gate in time for the flight that's been delayed another 20min.

And I've only been up 6 hrs at this point. WTH are the next 4 days going to look like?

Note to self: The next time the wife says slow down because I'm walking too fast, I know she's full of crap. OJ would have been shamed.

Bonus pic of our VRBO. Renovated basement. It really was good. Clean, 2 beds and a bathroom. $100/night was $250 cheaper than the cheapest hotel option. The kid is 6'3".:p


pics after I catch up at work.

#exterousismyhero
 

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Mayne

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geez! I was gonna make a thread asking what is your favourite place to vacation.
 

nakedfrog

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The basement at my old house has a hallway with an entry just slightly taller than that... I hit myself on it a few times. Wouldn't recommend it.
 

Ajay

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Hey, at least you missed the heatwave - subways are really rank on hot muggy days. The kid's 6’3” - damn, too bad I didn’t grow up with the steroid/hgh pumped beef and chicken.
 

highland145

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Hey, at least you missed the heatwave - subways are really rank on hot muggy days. The kid's 6’3” - damn, too bad I didn’t grow up with the steroid/hgh pumped beef and chicken.
Uh, no. Got off the red line,97, just like S.C. Told the wife it was only 9 blocks to the rental. S.C. blocks /= Boston blocks. 45 min later, she was too tired to cuss me any more. Win?

The kid...he ain't mine. She must have been stepping out. He's smart, stays out of trouble and is 150lbs. I'm 6'1" on a good day, built like a fat lineman and hang out with peeps like Boomer and Perk.
 

Ajay

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Uh, no. Got off the red line,97, just like S.C. Told the wife it was only 9 blocks to the rental. S.C. blocks /= Boston blocks. 45 min later, she was too tired to cuss me any more. Win?

Lol! Big cities usually have large blocks. 45 minutes with luggage - I think my wife would kill me once she got her strength back! Hey, you could always stop a
Tiffany's and put a smile on her face, wouldn’t do much for your wallet though :-/
 

highland145

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Lol! Big cities usually have large blocks. 45 minutes with luggage - I think my wife would kill me once she got her strength back! Hey, you could always stop a
Tiffany's and put a smile on her face, wouldn’t do much for your wallet though :-/
Eff that. "Honey, college funds for the baby.":p

Boston is my 1 and only trip until 2023.



Unless I'm dead.
 

highland145

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I've got 60+lbs on the fam so why is my bag the one on the left?
 

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highland145

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Too much crap to haul around so I needed a man bag. What better than my spare Dewalt? The wife said no and that I couldn't even carry? WTH?

What she allowed. :(
 

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highland145

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I strive to emulate Ex's greatness.

Look, a Harvard cow.


And the same kid.
 

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zinfamous

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What's the tape measure thingy under the phone?

it's his pew pew murder toy to take with him to yankee land. He heard there's criminals afoot.

...also, lol, I didn't even see the actual flip phone before making my flip phone comment.
 

highland145

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You carry a Maxfield Parrish in your wallet?
Is that wrong?

Actually my kid's 4th grade school pic.

What's the tape measure thingy under the phone?
What zin said below but it's for dumb asses at Hooters.
it's his pew pew murder toy to take with him to yankee land. He heard there's criminals afoot.

...also, lol, I didn't even see the actual flip phone before making my flip phone comment.
Luddites unite. I do have a smart phone now (hence these pics) but it was forced on me. Had to put cameras in at Ma's after she let people in last year and I needed to have access.
 
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