Border patrol trade sex for entry, how's that for effort?

[sillymofo]

linky

 

[bradruth]

Hard to resist a spicy latino gal.

 

[Brutuskend]

Kinda gives a whole new meaning to the term Wet Back doesn't it? :Q

 

[TommyVercetti]

Uhh.. there is a porn website dedicated to this thing. It's called Border Bangers something. Similar to Bang Bus.

 

[Armitage]

Customs and immagration are probably among the most corrupt jobs that exist anywhere. Didn't you ever watch casablanca?

 

[PoPPeR]

Originally posted by: TommyVercetti
Uhh.. there is a porn website dedicated to this thing. It's called Border Bangers something. Similar to Bang Bus.

does the fact that I know exactly what your talking about mean I'm a pr0n addict?

 

[TommyVercetti]

Originally posted by: PoPPeR

Originally posted by: TommyVercetti
Uhh.. there is a porn website dedicated to this thing. It's called Border Bangers something. Similar to Bang Bus.

does the fact that I know exactly what your talking about mean I'm a pr0n addict?

No it means that you are socially aware, hip and totally awesome.

You are also

 

[DaWhim]

good to be him!

 

[Rufio]

Originally posted by: ergeorge
Customs and immagration are probably among the most corrupt jobs that exist anywhere. Didn't you ever watch casablanca?

And you base this on what? :|

I have a bunch of buddies who are US Customs agents, and they are the best in the world...

 

[Ronstang]

Originally posted by: bradruth
Hard to resist a spicy latino gal.

Is that why most of them are pregnant by 15?

 

[sillymofo]

Originally posted by: Ronstang

Originally posted by: bradruth Hard to resist a spicy latino gal.

Is that why most of them are pregnant by 15?

Yeah... cuz by the time they hit 20, most of them are no longer spicy... or in shape.

 

[notfred]

Originally posted by: Ronstang

Originally posted by: bradruth
Hard to resist a spicy latino gal.

Is that why most of them are pregnant by 15?

I thought that was because they're catholic.

 

[Armitage]

Originally posted by: Rufio

Originally posted by: ergeorge
Customs and immagration are probably among the most corrupt jobs that exist anywhere. Didn't you ever watch casablanca?

And you base this on what? :|

I have a bunch of buddies who are US Customs agents, and they are the best in the world...

The amount of power held by a large number of underpaid, relatively low skilled people. Combine that with the desperation of people wanting to cross the border. I'm not saying that they are all bad ... far from it. But it's not all that unusual from what I've heard from people who would know.

And of course, corruption is trivial in the US compared to most 3rd world countries. Coming back from Peru in January, I think a peruvian immigration guy was trying to shake me down because one of my declarations wasn't quite in order ... he was doing that thumb & forefinger bit, like he'd take some cash to overlook it. Think he let me through because I was traveling to two impatient, cranky little kids who were drawing attention to his position.

 

[Ronstang]

Originally posted by: cr4zymofo

Originally posted by: Ronstang

Originally posted by: bradruth Hard to resist a spicy latino gal.

Is that why most of them are pregnant by 15?

Yeah... cuz by the time they hit 20, most of them are no longer spicy... or in shape.

That is because they already have 3 kids.

 

[Skyclad1uhm1]

Originally posted by: Rufio

Originally posted by: ergeorge
Customs and immagration are probably among the most corrupt jobs that exist anywhere. Didn't you ever watch casablanca?

And you base this on what? :|

I have a bunch of buddies who are US Customs agents, and they are the best in the world...

Wow, you know every single customs agent in the world??

 

[Orsorum]

Originally posted by: Rufio

Originally posted by: ergeorge
Customs and immagration are probably among the most corrupt jobs that exist anywhere. Didn't you ever watch casablanca?

And you base this on what? :|

I have a bunch of buddies who are US Customs agents, and they are the best in the world...

Is this before or after they give you your cut?

I kid, I kid.

 

[bradruth]

Originally posted by: Ronstang

Originally posted by: bradruth
Hard to resist a spicy latino gal.

Is that why most of them are pregnant by 15?

Yes!

 

[Analog]

"Certainly, this arrest is in no way reflective of the hard work of the majority of men and women who are highly proficient and committed to the mission of Customs and Border Protection, which is protecting the homeland"

 

[thawolfman]

Originally posted by: bradruth
Hard to resist a spicy latino gal.

Imagine what else could be spicy after messing around w/ one! :Q

And I give a 69/100 for effort! :Q

 

[abracadabra1]

Originally posted by: bradruth
Hard to resist a spicy latino gal.

indeed.

 

[Rufio]

Originally posted by: Skyclad1uhm1

Originally posted by: Rufio

Originally posted by: ergeorge
Customs and immagration are probably among the most corrupt jobs that exist anywhere. Didn't you ever watch casablanca?

And you base this on what? :|

I have a bunch of buddies who are US Customs agents, and they are the best in the world...

Wow, you know every single customs agent in the world??

Yeap I do!

Orsorum, ahhahahhhahha

 

[Nitemare]

Originally posted by: thawolfman

Originally posted by: bradruth
Hard to resist a spicy latino gal.

Imagine what else could be spicy after messing around w/ one! :Q

And I give a 69/100 for effort! :Q

My tamale?

 

[edro]

Originally posted by: notfred

Originally posted by: Ronstang

Originally posted by: bradruth
Hard to resist a spicy latino gal.

Is that why most of them are pregnant by 15?

I thought that was because they're catholic.

Wow... all kinds of stereotyping here...

 

[vi edit]

Sounds like a fair trade. Her entry for his entry. :evil:

 

[Nitemare]

Originally posted by: edro13

Originally posted by: notfred

Originally posted by: Ronstang

Originally posted by: bradruth
Hard to resist a spicy latino gal.

Is that why most of them are pregnant by 15?

I thought that was because they're catholic.

Wow... all kinds of stereotyping here...

Isn't birth control a no no in the Catholic church?