boob check policy

[railer]

So i'm buying some crap at the store today, and some semi-hot cashier is ringing me out. I'm barely even paying attention, then she bends over to grab a bag and BAM slams me right in the face with both barrells. I gave them about 3 seconds straight stare, and then quickly looked at some keychains when she got up while simultaneously wiping the drool off of my chin.

Am I smooth? Shoudl I have kept looking longer? Grinned like a fool at her when she looked at me? What's the general boob policy amongst you folks?

 

[RESmonkey]

This thread...fails?

edit = OP, we don't have policies. We're men. We do shit without consequences. Most of the times, at least.

 

[Ns1]

stare until physical violence is imminent

 

[ConstipatedVigilante]

Side boob is probably the best bet, unless she bends down. Sometimes a girl has such an awesome rack (and she's flaunting it) that I just can't help but look while she can notice. I mean, come on. A girl I know has a nice set and she wore big sweatshirts for a couple years because she was tired of guys looking at them. But now they're back!

 

[legoman666]

Originally posted by: Ns1
stare until physical violence is imminent

or snap pics and then run away before violence ensues.

 

[The Boston Dangler]

and by "eyes", i mean "tits"

 

[pyonir]

I'm a DOM. I don't care anymore. If they are out there on display, i'm going to appreciate the trouble she went through to show them off.

 

[GoatMonkey]

Originally posted by: legoman666

Originally posted by: Ns1
stare until physical violence is imminent

or snap pics and then run away before violence ensues.

Exactly. When they say "take a picture it will last longer", listen to them, it's good advice. Plus you can post it here later.

 

[olds]

I have a liberal boob check policy.
I checked this thread to see what a boob was saying.

 

[alfa147x]

Pics ?

 

[Baked]

There is a digicam on the cellphone for a reason. Use it next time.

 

[magreen]

Originally posted by: railer
So i'm buying some crap at the store today, and some semi-hot cashier is ringing me out. I'm barely even paying attention, then she bends over to grab a bag and BAM slams me right in the face with both barrells. I gave them about 3 seconds straight stare, and then quickly looked at some keychains when she got up while simultaneously wiping the drool off of my chin.

Am I smooth? Shoudl I have kept looking longer? Grinned like a fool at her when she looked at me? What's the general boob policy amongst you folks?

How short are you?

 

[pstylesss]

Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun, you don't stare at it. It's too risky. You get a sense of it and then you look away.

 

[Iron Woode]

you know what grinds my gears?

women showing off their cleavage. Like when I'm at work and they bend over just enough so you can look down their top. Do they do this for special treatment? Or to titillate me? I mean they smile and act all flirty. What is it you want? You want to go out? Like on a date where we get drunk and have clumsy drunk sex? Then you call the police and have me charged with rape? I don't think so.

 

[irishScott]

I'd stare until she came close to noticing/just noticed. In the latter case, I'd flash a small playful grin finish paying and leave.

Most girls who show it off will take it as a complement (as long as you're not creepy about it) IMExperience. I knew this insanely hot girl in high school, but she never wore anything revealing. Then the chorus had a pool party, she showed up in a bikini, said hi to me (first time I'd seen her at the party), and I stuttered/sized her up for about 1.5 seconds before I came back with a simple "How's it going?" and a previous, slightly embarrassed version of said playful grin. She grinned, some smalltalk ensued, the party continued.

 

[EarthwormJim]

Should have said something like "Thanks god those are real, could have hurt if they weren't."

 

[soccerballtux]

This is the time when you look at her directly in the eye and say something sensual, or if she's hot, something mean. Perhaps "the money is for the cash register. But you're welcome to my place tonight" to see what happens.

 

[Nitemare]

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[IHateMyJob2004]

Happens to all of us.

 

[mb]

Originally posted by: ZeroIQ
Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun, you don't stare at it. It's too risky. You get a sense of it and then you look away.

Thank you Jerry.

 

[MotionMan]

Just make sure that Molly's father is not around when you do it. (Especially when Molly looks like Denise Richards.)

MotionMan

 

[nonameo]

You whip out a pair of old-person thing grabbers, and tell her you thought it would be impolite to grope directly.

 

[lyssword]

Originally posted by: mb

Originally posted by: ZeroIQ
Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun, you don't stare at it. It's too risky. You get a sense of it and then you look away.

Thank you Jerry.

:laugh:

 

[Reckoner]

I stare at them, I don't care.

 

[BrokenVisage]

Get a good look, Costanza?