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EliteRetard

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I was punching a thick plank of wood as hard as I could until my fists were bloody and broken and then I started pounding on it until my wrists were bloody and broken. Now I'm having a hard time typing and there's blood all over my keyboard.

That fusken piece of wood is still not broken. I've beat on it a few times before, its really strong.
 
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EliteRetard

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I punch shit, it's what I do.

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After my knuckles got bad I started pounding on it so the wrist/carpal bones on the picky side got all bloody and the tissue all bruised.

No.

No.

Never seen it, don't know anything about it. This time I went overkill and broke the metacarpal and proximal bones on one pinky and both ring fingers.

Not exactly, I need my keyboard and it certainly wouldn't hold up.

No.

No.

Did you ever give a 1 point infraction and hope that it led to an auto-vacation level of points? I have. Just now. Do NOT embed gory images; only link to them. -Admin DrPizza

 
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EliteRetard

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Off topic, I kinda cleaned my room after that.

Also I plan on going somewhere for (free) dinner and cake.
 
WelshBloke

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FYI there's easier ways to break a piece of wood than hitting it with your fists.

For a small fee I'd be willing to share my secret.
 
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EliteRetard said:
I punch shit, it's what I do.


After my knuckles got bad I started pounding on it so the wrist/carpal bones on the picky side got all bloody and the tissue all bruised.

No.

No.

Never seen it, don't know anything about it. This time I went overkill and broke the metacarpal and proximal bones on one pinky and both ring fingers.

Not exactly, I need my keyboard and it certainly wouldn't hold up.

No.

No.
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If you actually did that you need to see a doctor, and not the medical kind.

Well, on second thought, the medical kind first, and then the nice men with the white sport coat.
 
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Mai72

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That's nothing son.

I just got back from "talking" with my girl.

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j/k....:)
 
EliteRetard

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noobsrevenge said:
google imaged search "your" picture. liar.
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Of course. I never claimed that was me (he's way to young anyway).
Why would I post a picture on the internet, let alone take one.
That and how would I take a picture of my hands without using my hands?

I'm hoping for a really good pizza, and I'm curious how the cake turned out.
Supposed to be a German chocolate cake but most people don't do it right.
Not that I'd complain, it's free and even a poorly made cake is still a cake.
 
EliteRetard

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WelshBloke said:
Why would you make a post saying that you came of second best to a plank of wood, let alone actually come second best to a plank of wood?
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I'm not sure I know. I might have had a reason at the time, but it's not clear to me now.
I used to be much stronger, and heal much faster. I'm actually quite disappointed in myself.
 
Broheim

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in the world of reverse image search, how fucking dumb do you have to be to find a picture off google and pass it off as yourself.
 
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