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Blood on my keyboard...

EliteRetard

EliteRetard

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I was punching a thick plank of wood as hard as I could until my fists were bloody and broken and then I started pounding on it until my wrists were bloody and broken. Now I'm having a hard time typing and there's blood all over my keyboard.

That fusken piece of wood is still not broken. I've beat on it a few times before, its really strong.
 
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I punch shit, it's what I do.

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After my knuckles got bad I started pounding on it so the wrist/carpal bones on the picky side got all bloody and the tissue all bruised.

No.

No.

Never seen it, don't know anything about it. This time I went overkill and broke the metacarpal and proximal bones on one pinky and both ring fingers.

Not exactly, I need my keyboard and it certainly wouldn't hold up.

No.

No.

Did you ever give a 1 point infraction and hope that it led to an auto-vacation level of points? I have. Just now. Do NOT embed gory images; only link to them. -Admin DrPizza

 
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FYI there's easier ways to break a piece of wood than hitting it with your fists.

For a small fee I'd be willing to share my secret.
 
EliteRetard said:
I punch shit, it's what I do.


After my knuckles got bad I started pounding on it so the wrist/carpal bones on the picky side got all bloody and the tissue all bruised.

No.

No.

Never seen it, don't know anything about it. This time I went overkill and broke the metacarpal and proximal bones on one pinky and both ring fingers.

Not exactly, I need my keyboard and it certainly wouldn't hold up.

No.

No.
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If you actually did that you need to see a doctor, and not the medical kind.

Well, on second thought, the medical kind first, and then the nice men with the white sport coat.
 
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noobsrevenge said:
google imaged search "your" picture. liar.
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Of course. I never claimed that was me (he's way to young anyway).
Why would I post a picture on the internet, let alone take one.
That and how would I take a picture of my hands without using my hands?

I'm hoping for a really good pizza, and I'm curious how the cake turned out.
Supposed to be a German chocolate cake but most people don't do it right.
Not that I'd complain, it's free and even a poorly made cake is still a cake.
 
WelshBloke said:
Why would you make a post saying that you came of second best to a plank of wood, let alone actually come second best to a plank of wood?
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I'm not sure I know. I might have had a reason at the time, but it's not clear to me now.
I used to be much stronger, and heal much faster. I'm actually quite disappointed in myself.
 
in the world of reverse image search, how fucking dumb do you have to be to find a picture off google and pass it off as yourself.
 
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