blah, I don't want to go to work today...post some good call in excuses

[rudeguy]

I think the best one I ever used was my dog is sick...funny thing is, I dont have a dog

 

[Pliablemoose]

Plague

Dead Grandparent

Parrot on fire...

 

[BDawg]

Herpes flaring up?

 

[dighn]

SARS

 

[Pilsnerpete]

I'm stuck to the sheets.

 

[brunswickite]

Not feeling good

 

[ROTC1983]

Getting laid

 

[eLiTeGoodGuy]

Call in dead

 

[Pilsnerpete]

Uh...boss?

 

[Pliablemoose]

Man, it really burns when I pee...

 

[ROTC1983]

Originally posted by: Pliablemoose
Man, it really burns when I pee...

:Q

 

[dinde]

how about.. say your sick! lol just sound all raspy n say u have a bad cold

 

[thedarkwolf]

Took to much viagra and have permawood

 

[ROTC1983]

Originally posted by: thedarkwolf
Took to much viagra and have permawood

What if his boss if female? :Q

 

[Lotheron]

Originally posted by: ROTC1983

Originally posted by: thedarkwolf Took to much viagra and have permawood

What if his boss if female? :Q

even better !

 

[ROTC1983]

Originally posted by: Slasher2k

Originally posted by: ROTC1983

Originally posted by: thedarkwolf Took to much viagra and have permawood

What if his boss if female? :Q

even better !

But then he will still have to go to work

 

[Skyclad1uhm1]

"Hi, Heidi Klum is visiting, so I won't be at work the first few days!"
"I need to meditate a few days to purify my soul."
"The FBI is after me, I'm going into hiding a little while!"
"I'm pregnant! (If you are a guy)"

Edit: Or, you could just say you are taking a day off or are not feeling well.

 

[SyahM]

how about my house is flooded and I have too many computers and geeky stuffs to rescued.

 

[cliftonite]

My dog ate my cat.

 

[m2kewl]

Originally posted by: cliftonite
My dog ate my cat.

my cat ate my rat.

 

[HarryAngel]

Appointment with the Dentist

 

[glen]

Had too much medical marijuana.

 

[DocBartend]

tick bite

 

[Scarpozzi]

Originally posted by: m2kewl

Originally posted by: cliftonite
My dog ate my cat.

my cat ate my rat.

my rat ate my gnat.

 

[djheater]

The easiest one for me is sick kids.

People are a sucker for the beleagured parent doting on thier ill child.

Knew they were good for something.




(~edit I'm sleepy, I forgot the 'K' in 'knew', maybe they'll let me go home... I obviously shouldn't be working.)