Black Mamba loses 75 million + 3 Mansions in Divorce Settlement

[Cruisin1]

Pretty sure it was Vail or Aspen

Why the fuck would Kobe go to Eagle?

But seriously. Why would you not have a prenup? Half of everything I can understand, but what - he has 3 houses in LA or something that he's getting?

I would call bullshit that shes getting the new one they're building. The one your living in now, fine. The one your mom is living it, fine. The one I'm building with my man cave and shit? What bitch?

No it was Eagle... he was going there for a medical procedure.

 

[LiuKangBakinPie]

I don't know if you're being sarcastic or not, but ain't no woman is worth that much.

Why are we having this discussion then? And you can't put a price tag on human life.

 

[CPA]

Correct, hopefully she will remember to pay the property taxes that will be owed for the years to come.

Well, if she doesn't the county will surely take possession, sell it for the taxes owed, and then airdata will be happy.

 

[OutHouse]

This is why you don't get married folks.


http://www.nypost.com/p/pagesix/vanessa_bryant_report_three_homes_iIOco4AiB5pMK5mX5qNKRO

"Vanessa Bryant appears to have made a three-point shot in her divorce settlement with Kobe Bryant, reports say. Allegedly, Vanessa will receive $75 million, as well all three of the couple's properties in Newport Beach, Calif.

Sources with knowledge of the settlement tell TMZ that Vanessa will get the mansion the couple lived in, as well as the new home they had been building for the past two years. She was also reportedly granted a third property, where her mother has been living.
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you are right you shouldn't get married if you cant keep you dick in your pants or in your spouse. she deserves every penny.

 

[LiuKangBakinPie]

Now she's going to become Operah's best friend do a book. Then marry some old geezer while running multiple breast cancer support groups

 

[OutHouse]

HIS income was taxed.

Now it's HERS 🙂

lol dude its a marriage settlement not winning the lottery.

she ALREADY has the money, its not new money.

 

[Hacp]

She got fat so he cheated on her.

 

[Miramonti]

That's some expensive supplementary sex.

 

[zinfamous]

that kind of settlement is quite ridiculous...but Kobe is still an idiot. Can't really blame anyone but himself.

 

[Ricochet]

Why are we having this discussion then? And you can't put a price tag on human life.

Maybe I should have reworded my statement: no amount of hot sex with even the hottest woman (IMO, she is not) on the planet is worth that much money.

No, I agree with you that you can't put a price tag on human life. At the same time, think of how 75 million can be used to feed starving children in third world countries vs one gold digger's reward.

Excuse me for going on a tangent. Back to your regularly scheduled program.

 

[silverpig]

The law says it was already hers.

The law says it was THEIRS, now it's hers. 🙂

I'm not arguing out of fact, just out of how it probably should be.

 

[destrekor]

you can't put a price tag on human life.

you sure as fuck can put a price on a human life.
Extracting it can be messy, but a human is worth whatever it cost to bring it up to that point, no more and no less. Talking materials here, that and give value to man hours.

 

[Howard]

Why are we having this discussion then? And you can't put a price tag on human life.

yes you can

 

[0roo0roo]

the consensus is that it was kobe's fault?

doesn't and shouldn't matter.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vahAzMER9ic
bill burr explains

 

[LiuKangBakinPie]

Maybe I should have reworded my statement: no amount of hot sex with even the hottest woman (IMO, she is not) on the planet is worth that much money.

No, I agree with you that you can't put a price tag on human life. At the same time, think of how 75 million can be used to feed starving children in third world countries vs one gold digger's reward.

Excuse me for going on a tangent. Back to your regularly scheduled program.

lol well someone thought she was worth 75 million

 

[LiuKangBakinPie]

yes you can

its illegal

you sure as fuck can put a price on a human life.
Extracting it can be messy, but a human is worth whatever it cost to bring it up to that point, no more and no less. Talking materials here, that and give value to man hours.

Hows life there in Serbia?

 

[SSSnail]

75 millions, you can buy quite a few hookers, and blow, for the rest of your life, every day.

Just saying...

 

[IEC]

Appropriate (Eddie Murphy very NSFW):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SniOXFhwIZ8

 

[MotF Bane]

Ten years, more than $75 million dollars.

That works out to around $20500 PER DAY!

Yeah, Kobe's a complete idiot.

 

[preslove]

Magic Johnson AND Michael Jordan both told him to get a prenup and he didn't listen. What a fucking idiot.

 

[lothar]

doesn't and shouldn't matter.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vahAzMER9ic
bill burr explains

Heh.

 

[Braznor]

magic johnson and michael jordan both told him to get a prenup and he didn't listen. What a fucking idiot.

ha ha ha.

 

[Doppel]

Magic Johnson AND Michael Jordan both told him to get a prenup and he didn't listen. What a fucking idiot.

If you need a prenup to marry, don't marry.

A lot of the reason people get divorced is over mindsets indicated in this thread. Pessimism that it won't work combined with the importance of money over relationships.

A guy who shouldn't have gotten married to begin with will say fvck her look at all this money I lost. A guy who is more marriage material will say yeah she cost a lot but I still have a lot and more importantly, my marriage just fell apart, that sucks more than some money lost.

 

[Lonyo]

HIS income was taxed.

Now it's HERS 🙂

His income was taxed, and you can be damned sure his tax agent used HER to get tax breaks, so she was already part of the tax calculations on the income.

 

[Bignate603]

The law says it was THEIRS, now it's hers. 🙂

I'm not arguing out of fact, just out of how it probably should be.

Once it's in their bank account they can legally split it up however they want without incurring another tax. It should NOT be taxed because it is not income, it is already earned assets. It would be insane to tax things during a divorce. The government has already taken their cut, why do they suddenly have a right to take more? The finances of people getting divorced are none of the IRS's business.