Birth Control

[Klixxer]

Originally posted by: Jero

Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Cook1 is evil, and she knows to keep her distance.

Well once she started talking about taking over the world......

I was wondering to myself...whatever happened to sweet and innocent Cook1?

They are all sweet and innocent in the beginning, watch out young one, they will try to catch you, tie you up and ravish you....

Actually, that doesn't sound all that bad.

 

[Hyperblaze]

Originally posted by: Klixxer

Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Cook1 is evil, and she knows to keep her distance.

Cook1 is female.

See, i just said the same thing in a lot fewer words.

Generalizing again we are?

I admit she's no longer as innocent as I originally thought.....

But I pray not all women are like that....

 

[jtusa]

Originally posted by: n0cmonkey

Originally posted by: Jero

Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Cook1 is evil, and she knows to keep her distance.

Well once she started talking about taking over the world......

I was wondering to myself...whatever happened to sweet and innocent Cook1?

Nobody listens to me until it's too late. Oh no, not n0cmonkey. He's off his rocker. Ever watched him chase the bunnies around in the grass? What kind of fool does that? Don't listen to anything he has to say.

Page 4.

Still working on "The Letter"?

 

[n0cmonkey]

Originally posted by: Klixxer

Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Cook1 is evil, and she knows to keep her distance.

Cook1 is female.

See, i just said the same thing in a lot fewer words.

Not everyone understands that women are evil, and not everyone knows of my legendary ability to repel them. It's the uh, aura of goodness or something that keeps them away. Yeah, that's it.

 

[Hyperblaze]

Originally posted by: Klixxer

Originally posted by: Jero

Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Cook1 is evil, and she knows to keep her distance.

Well once she started talking about taking over the world......

I was wondering to myself...whatever happened to sweet and innocent Cook1?

They are all sweet and innocent in the beginning, watch out young one, they will try to catch you, tie you up and ravish you....

Actually, that doesn't sound all that bad.

ROTFL. By the way, how old do you think I am?

 

[Klixxer]

Originally posted by: n0cmonkey

Originally posted by: Jero

Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Cook1 is evil, and she knows to keep her distance.

Well once she started talking about taking over the world......

I was wondering to myself...whatever happened to sweet and innocent Cook1?

Nobody listens to me until it's too late. Oh no, not n0cmonkey. He's off his rocker. Ever watched him chase the bunnies around in the grass? What kind of fool does that? Don't listen to anything he has to say.

Page 4.

LMAO, sometimes i wonder if you aren't speeded out of oblivion.

 

[Hyperblaze]

Originally posted by: n0cmonkey

Originally posted by: Jero

Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Cook1 is evil, and she knows to keep her distance.

Well once she started talking about taking over the world......

I was wondering to myself...whatever happened to sweet and innocent Cook1?

Nobody listens to me until it's too late. Oh no, not n0cmonkey. He's off his rocker. Ever watched him chase the bunnies around in the grass? What kind of fool does that? Don't listen to anything he has to say.

Page 4.

I listen to you, I swear! Did you check the other thread that I started?

 

[Klixxer]

Originally posted by: Jero

Originally posted by: Klixxer

Originally posted by: Jero

Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Cook1 is evil, and she knows to keep her distance.

Well once she started talking about taking over the world......

I was wondering to myself...whatever happened to sweet and innocent Cook1?

They are all sweet and innocent in the beginning, watch out young one, they will try to catch you, tie you up and ravish you....

Actually, that doesn't sound all that bad.

ROTFL. By the way, how old do you think I am?

22-25.

 

[Hyperblaze]

Originally posted by: Klixxer

Originally posted by: Jero

Originally posted by: Klixxer

Originally posted by: Jero

Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Cook1 is evil, and she knows to keep her distance.

Well once she started talking about taking over the world......

I was wondering to myself...whatever happened to sweet and innocent Cook1?

They are all sweet and innocent in the beginning, watch out young one, they will try to catch you, tie you up and ravish you....

Actually, that doesn't sound all that bad.

ROTFL. By the way, how old do you think I am?

22-25.

try 28

 

[Klixxer]

Originally posted by: n0cmonkey

Originally posted by: Klixxer

Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Cook1 is evil, and she knows to keep her distance.

Cook1 is female.

See, i just said the same thing in a lot fewer words.

Not everyone understands that women are evil, and not everyone knows of my legendary ability to repel them. It's the uh, aura of goodness or something that keeps them away. Yeah, that's it.

I started to read your post but got distracted and now i don't know.

 

[Klixxer]

Originally posted by: Jero

Originally posted by: Klixxer

Originally posted by: Jero

Originally posted by: Klixxer

Originally posted by: Jero

Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Cook1 is evil, and she knows to keep her distance.

Well once she started talking about taking over the world......

I was wondering to myself...whatever happened to sweet and innocent Cook1?

They are all sweet and innocent in the beginning, watch out young one, they will try to catch you, tie you up and ravish you....

Actually, that doesn't sound all that bad.

ROTFL. By the way, how old do you think I am?

22-25.

try 28

*tries 28* ok, now what?

 

[n0cmonkey]

Originally posted by: Klixxer

Originally posted by: n0cmonkey

Originally posted by: Jero

Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Cook1 is evil, and she knows to keep her distance.

Well once she started talking about taking over the world......

I was wondering to myself...whatever happened to sweet and innocent Cook1?

Nobody listens to me until it's too late. Oh no, not n0cmonkey. He's off his rocker. Ever watched him chase the bunnies around in the grass? What kind of fool does that? Don't listen to anything he has to say.

Page 4.

LMAO, sometimes i wonder if you aren't speeded out of oblivion.

No, but I think she is a good friend of mine.

 

[Hyperblaze]

Originally posted by: Klixxer

Originally posted by: Jero

Originally posted by: Klixxer

Originally posted by: Jero

Originally posted by: Klixxer

Originally posted by: Jero

Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Cook1 is evil, and she knows to keep her distance.

Well once she started talking about taking over the world......

I was wondering to myself...whatever happened to sweet and innocent Cook1?

They are all sweet and innocent in the beginning, watch out young one, they will try to catch you, tie you up and ravish you....

Actually, that doesn't sound all that bad.

ROTFL. By the way, how old do you think I am?

22-25.

try 28

*tries 28* ok, now what?

I meant..that's how old I am (you really are drunk aren't you?)

 

[n0cmonkey]

Originally posted by: Jero

Originally posted by: n0cmonkey

Originally posted by: Jero

Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Cook1 is evil, and she knows to keep her distance.

Well once she started talking about taking over the world......

I was wondering to myself...whatever happened to sweet and innocent Cook1?

Nobody listens to me until it's too late. Oh no, not n0cmonkey. He's off his rocker. Ever watched him chase the bunnies around in the grass? What kind of fool does that? Don't listen to anything he has to say.

Page 4.

I listen to you, I swear! Did you check the other thread that I started?

Nope, haven't seen it yet...

 

[n0cmonkey]

Originally posted by: Jero

Originally posted by: Klixxer

Originally posted by: Jero

Originally posted by: Klixxer

Originally posted by: Jero

Originally posted by: Klixxer

Originally posted by: Jero

Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Cook1 is evil, and she knows to keep her distance.

Well once she started talking about taking over the world......

I was wondering to myself...whatever happened to sweet and innocent Cook1?

They are all sweet and innocent in the beginning, watch out young one, they will try to catch you, tie you up and ravish you....

Actually, that doesn't sound all that bad.

ROTFL. By the way, how old do you think I am?

22-25.

try 28

*tries 28* ok, now what?

I meant..that's how old I am (you really are drunk aren't you?)

You're younger than most of the people I hang out with.

 

[Klixxer]

Originally posted by: Jero

Originally posted by: Klixxer

Originally posted by: Jero

Originally posted by: Klixxer

Originally posted by: Jero

Originally posted by: Klixxer

Originally posted by: Jero

Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Cook1 is evil, and she knows to keep her distance.

Well once she started talking about taking over the world......

I was wondering to myself...whatever happened to sweet and innocent Cook1?

They are all sweet and innocent in the beginning, watch out young one, they will try to catch you, tie you up and ravish you....

Actually, that doesn't sound all that bad.

ROTFL. By the way, how old do you think I am?

22-25.

try 28

*tries 28* ok, now what?

I meant..that's how old I am (you really are drunk aren't you?)

Not THAT drunk, i'm just joking around, if i was THAT drunk i wouldn't be able to type. heh

 

[n0cmonkey]

HAHA

:heart:

 

[Klixxer]

Originally posted by: n0cmonkey

Originally posted by: Klixxer

Originally posted by: n0cmonkey

Originally posted by: Jero

Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Cook1 is evil, and she knows to keep her distance.

Well once she started talking about taking over the world......

I was wondering to myself...whatever happened to sweet and innocent Cook1?

Nobody listens to me until it's too late. Oh no, not n0cmonkey. He's off his rocker. Ever watched him chase the bunnies around in the grass? What kind of fool does that? Don't listen to anything he has to say.

Page 4.

LMAO, sometimes i wonder if you aren't speeded out of oblivion.

No, but I think she is a good friend of mine.

Oh man, not the bubble girl!!!!!!!! it rots your brian i tell you!

 

[Hyperblaze]

Originally posted by: Klixxer

Originally posted by: Jero

Originally posted by: Klixxer

Originally posted by: Jero

Originally posted by: Klixxer

Originally posted by: Jero

Originally posted by: Klixxer

Originally posted by: Jero

Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Cook1 is evil, and she knows to keep her distance.

Well once she started talking about taking over the world......

I was wondering to myself...whatever happened to sweet and innocent Cook1?

They are all sweet and innocent in the beginning, watch out young one, they will try to catch you, tie you up and ravish you....

Actually, that doesn't sound all that bad.

ROTFL. By the way, how old do you think I am?

22-25.

try 28

*tries 28* ok, now what?

I meant..that's how old I am (you really are drunk aren't you?)

Not THAT drunk, i'm just joking around, if i was THAT drunk i wouldn't be able to type. heh

Just out of curiousity...what made you think I was around 22-25?

 

[Klixxer]

Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
HAHA

:heart:

LMAO!!! WTF was THAT????

 

[n0cmonkey]

Originally posted by: Klixxer

Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
HAHA

:heart:

LMAO!!! WTF was THAT????

Another picture of my friend.

Her sister is a bit more popular, but I think she just has a certain appeal.

 

[radiocore]

Originally posted by: n0cmonkey

Originally posted by: jtusa4
I must be paranoid, because even when my ex was on the pill I still wrapped it up.

Ditto.

ditto

 

[StageLeft]

This is what, grade 8? No it doesn't start working right away. First of all a girl is not supposed to start taking it just whenever - she has to wait until the certain time of the month to start on it properly, then there is a month delay. No wonder we've got so many knocked up teens.

Anyway precome can make somebody pregnant. WTF were you doing in health class, picking your nose? Christ, this is like the first class. Basic f**king stuff here, children. Go to your local children's library and get the book "How babies are made." Anybody who says that we shouldn't have health class in schools need look no further than this thread.

 

[Night201]

Originally posted by: Zeppelin2282

Originally posted by: jtusa4
I'm going to laugh if she gets pregnant.

Im going to shoot myself

And you're haveing sex with her why? That's why we have so many single kids that are so f'ed up.

I personally would have waited a month or so after she started taking it. That's what I did.

Oh, and if my gf did get pregnant, I wouldn't shoot myself. That shows responsibility.

DON'T PLAY WITH FIRE IF YOU AREN'T PREPARED TO GET BURNED.

 

[SagaLore]

Originally posted by: Zeppelin2282

Originally posted by: n0cmonkey

Originally posted by: AgaBooga
she's your ex gf and you still banged her?

That's what they're there for.

And I've always heard you should wait.

You got that right lol. I think 5 days was enough time to get through her system. I didn't go in her and were talking about a heavy chlorinated spa here.

That is NOT how birth control works.

You have to wait 1 full cycle, because she may have still released an egg.

She should have started it the first Sunday after her period. Why did she start it 5 days prior?