Bill Gates tests positive for COVID-19

[Amol S.]

Just recently, Bill Gates has tweeted that he has tested positive for COVID-19. It is still unclear as to the source of contact, nor if anyone close to Gates is also infected.

https://twitter.com/x/status/1524142708628934656

 

[Fenixgoon]

this is newsworthy because....?

seems like it's an attempt to discredit vaccination. otherwise, chances are we will ALL get covid at some point (knock on wood, i think i've avoided it thus far)

 

[eelw]

this is newsworthy because....?

seems like it's an attempt to discredit vaccination. otherwise, chances are we will ALL get covid at some point (knock on wood, i think i've avoided it thus far)

And Dr Peter Hotez has covid currently. Covidiots probably think great. These evil people researched/develop a vaccine are sick from it.

 

[NWRMidnight]

this is newsworthy because....?

seems like it's an attempt to discredit vaccination. otherwise, chances are we will ALL get covid at some point (knock on wood, i think i've avoided it thus far)

How is it discrediting vaccinations? The only people who will take it that way, are those who have no idea on how vaccines actually work, and have already made up their minds that the vaccine is bad. For those that are educated and understand how vaccines work, they will take this as showing why you should take the vaccine, because he is vaccinated (along with many of the recent high profile people who have contracted Covid-19 as of late), yet has mild or no symptoms, and is not being hospitalized.

 

[UNCjigga]

Proof that the vaccine was only useful for tracking...or proof he never got the vaccine himself ("Vaccines for thee, not for me! Muahahahaaa!!!")

 

[Thump553]

Let's wait and see if either of the go to the hospital and/or die from covid. OTOH those outcomes are pretty much reserved for the nonvaccinated.

 

[Captante]

Must have been infected accidently while working on the next "variant" in his secret underground labs!!!1!

 

[brycejones]

Is this the 6G variant? I can't wait for the bandwidth upgrade.

 

[alien42]

Me:. Why is this a thread? *checks OP*. Oh, of course, yet another stupid post by Amol S.

 

[sportage]

Robots can't fart or test positive for covid.
Source, QAnon.
Gates was executed years ago along with Nancy Pelosi, Tom Hanks, and Joe Biden for crimes of pedophilia and were all replaced by robots like the robots at Disneyland. So how can robot Bill Gates test positive? Or fart?


Initiate Test Positive Sequence.
Initiate Smelly Fart Sequence.

 

[Amol S.]

Robots can't fart or test positive for covid.
Source, QAnon.
Gates was executed years ago along with Nancy Pelosi, Tom Hanks, and Joe Biden for crimes of pedophilia and were all replaced by robots like the robots at Disneyland. So how can robot Bill Gates test positive? Or fart?

View attachment 61323
Initiate Test Positive Sequence.
Initiate Smelly Fart Sequence.

Proof the QAnon was wrong all along. You should tell this news to your QANON niece (that you claimed to have iirc), as she may start believing in reality.

 

[hal2kilo]

Proof the QAnon was wrong all along. You should tell this news to your QANON niece (that you claimed to have iirc), as she may start believing in reality.

So what I what to know is who's controlling the robots now? Inquiring minds need to know.

 

[Pens1566]

How is it discrediting vaccinations? The only people who will take it that way, are those who have no idea on how vaccines actually work, and have already made up their minds that the vaccine is bad. For those that are educated and understand how vaccines work, they will take this as showing why you should take the vaccine, because he is vaccinated (along with many of the recent high profile people who have contracted Covid-19 as of late), yet has mild or no symptoms, and is not being hospitalized.

Ding ding ding ... winner.

 

[GodisanAtheist]

There is no universe in which Bill Gates dies from Covid. That dude probably got the whole kit and kaboodle pumped in already: Monoclonal antibodies, brand spanking new antivirals, and he's probably vaccinated top to bottom with every booster.

Dying from Covid seems to now be exclusively the domain of the immunocompromised, folks with severe metabolic illness, the ancient, and the diehard unvaccinated.

 

[pete6032]

There is no universe in which Bill Gates dies from Covid. That dude probably got the whole kit and kaboodle pumped in already: Monoclonal antibodies, brand spanking new antivirals, and he's probably vaccinated top to bottom with every booster.

Dying from Covid seems to now be exclusively the domain of the immunocompromised, folks with severe metabolic illness, the ancient, and the diehard unvaccinated.

He even got a beta of Windows 12 injected along with the monoclonal antibodies DNA for good measure.

 

[Fenixgoon]

How is it discrediting vaccinations? The only people who will take it that way, are those who have no idea on how vaccines actually work, and have already made up their minds that the vaccine is bad. For those that are educated and understand how vaccines work, they will take this as showing why you should take the vaccine, because he is vaccinated (along with many of the recent high profile people who have contracted Covid-19 as of late), yet has mild or no symptoms, and is not being hospitalized.

Ding ding ding ... winner.

Americans are dumb as shit and will point to a vaccinated person contracting or dying from COVID and saying "see? Vaccines are worthless".

Brandolini's law means correcting misinformation will almost never win out, and there's plenty of Joe Rogans out there in addition to Joe Rogan.

So, I would argue that, outside of reporting that key government figures are out of commission, reporting on *specific people with celebrity status* is not helpful (outside of hospitalization or death). Reporting on community status is of course always helpful though.

 

[Bitek]

And Dr Peter Hotez has covid currently. Covidiots probably think great. These evil people researched/develop a virus are sick from it.

Fixed for accuracy, per Q. He's just trying to throw truth seekers off the trail.

Next thing one of them Jewish space lasers will start a fire in Bill's backyard, but the Internet knows the truth. He's fooling no one.

 

[Pens1566]

Americans are dumb as shit and will point to a vaccinated person contracting or dying from COVID and saying "see? Vaccines are worthless".

Brandolini's law means correcting misinformation will almost never win out, and there's plenty of Joe Rogans out there in addition to Joe Rogan.

So, I would argue that, outside of reporting that key government figures are out of commission, reporting on *specific people with celebrity status* is not helpful (outside of hospitalization or death). Reporting on community status is of course always helpful though.

Yep. Nailed it.

I did enjoy all the people I went to high school with that failed biology becoming virology experts during the beginning of the pandemic. Warmed my heart ...

 

[JTsyo]

Americans are dumb as shit and will point to a vaccinated person contracting or dying from COVID and saying "see? Vaccines are worthless".

Brandolini's law means correcting misinformation will almost never win out, and there's plenty of Joe Rogans out there in addition to Joe Rogan.

So, I would argue that, outside of reporting that key government figures are out of commission, reporting on *specific people with celebrity status* is not helpful (outside of hospitalization or death). Reporting on community status is of course always helpful though.

There should be a "This person is an idiot" tag that goes on a person's account after they keep repeat dumb things. That way others have fair warning. This is not to say people that disagree with the official stance be marginalized just those that make stuff up or cite crazy theories.

 

[Muse]

this is newsworthy because....?

seems like it's an attempt to discredit vaccination. otherwise, chances are we will ALL get covid at some point (knock on wood, i think i've avoided it thus far)

Same here but I'm confident I've been a lot more careful than Bill Gates.

 

[Muse]

Yep. Nailed it.

I did enjoy all the people I went to high school with that failed biology becoming virology experts during the beginning of the pandemic. Warmed my heart ...

TBH, I was unaware of a biology class at my high school. There may well not have been one. I took math, physics, chemistry, Spanish, social studies, English, phys ed (required).

 

[Pens1566]

TBH, I was unaware of a biology class at my high school. There may well not have been one. I took math, physics, chemistry, Spanish, social studies, English, phys ed (required).

10th grade biology was the last science class that was required to graduate.

 

[pmv]

TBH, I was unaware of a biology class at my high school. There may well not have been one. I took math, physics, chemistry, Spanish, social studies, English, phys ed (required).

I avoided biology at school (alone among the sciences) largely because taking it apparently involved dissecting a frog at some point. Far too icky.

 

[Muse]

10th grade biology was the last science class that was required to graduate.

There was absolutely no biology requirement at the high school I graduated. As I said, I as unware of a biology course offered! In fact, I don't believe I've ever taken one. Which I regard as a shortcoming, certainly. After all, my father and brother were both M.D.'s, and my sister is a physical therapist! Uh, they both attended the same high school.

 

[Muse]

I avoided biology at school (alone among the sciences) largely because taking it apparently involved dissecting a frog at some point. Far too icky.

Yes, the famous frog dissection. I have heard of it many times, but AFAIK have never laid eyes on a dead frog. Maybe that's why I can't recall there being a biology class at my high school. Maybe I repressed it!!! Now, my father and brother having been M.D.s, they had to dissect cadavers...