"possibly a sleeper" story
This morning my surge strip decided to stop delivering power to my alarm clock, so in a rush to make it to work I was driving my dad's truck (my car's in the shop), this truck is  about 8' tall and a bit over 3 tons, diesel, and was doing over 85MPH down the highway, would've been faster except traffic sucks. 
God I'm glad there was no cops in the area (getting a radar reading would've been cake) 
Edit: A hell, to tell the truth the whole point was to bump it up to see more possibilities (although the story was true), and calling a BMW a sleeper is like calling a silver ingot low key.