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Originally posted by: Brutuskend
You have to actually show up and do STUFF for the membership to be worth it...
Lol,best answer yet
Originally posted by: Brutuskend
You have to actually show up and do STUFF for the membership to be worth it...
Originally posted by: Red Dawn
If they did that they'd have to close all the gyms in Germany..Hey I kid my Teutonic Friends.Originally posted by: Klixxer
When i do flyes or something that takes up a bit of space and some nutjob gets on the bench and gets in my way, one day i will just let the 80 pound dumbell land on him.
It isn't rare either. They should put up a sign above the door "no stupid people allowed"!![]()
Originally posted by: Spamela
i walk around unashamedly towel-less in the locker room
my gym has only 1 power rack & it's the main thing i use,
so if someone's doing barbell curls in it when i get there i
do feel some irritation, particularly if they have the
marks of a poseur: bad form, the weight's way too much for them,
the weight's really light, wearing gloves, sleeveless muscle-shirt,
heavy cologne, etc.
I'm a wimp and I get laughed at when I lift weights. That is what is keeping me out of the weight room. So I'm stuck outside running or playing tennis.
Originally posted by: Red Dawn
Originally posted by: scauffiel
- Clowns using weight gloves and straps for the lightest of weights.
- Clowns that come into a mostly empty gym at 0500 in the morning and walk up to the machine you're using and act impatient. DUDE. YOU JUST GOT HERE. If you can't find something else to do in an empty gym you have issues.
- Clowns that take twenty minute showers. Hey, buttdart, this ain't your momma's house. Get your ass in and OUT of the damn shower.
- Clowns that stand two feet away from a fan blocking anyone else from enjoying the cooling effect. Hey, buttdart, you're not the only person in here. Besides, you aren't doing sh!t anyway, you don't NEED the damn fan.
- Men. Blow Dryers. 'Nuff said.
- Clowns that turn a locker room into a 'cambodian experience' by using all of the damn hot water during their twenty minute shower... and them making jokes about the 'lack of hot water'...
- You just DON'T bring a cup of coffee to workout. You just don't. Ditto that with a newspaper. I don't give a crap that you're reading it during your 'interval' ... You look like a tard. Tard.
- Clowns that complain about the radio station that's playing. Oh, these clowns only show up once a week, if that. Sorry, you don't count. Non-showing-up Tard.
- Clowns that use weight that is way too heavy for them and use their body weight to 'swing' it. Look, tard, just get out.
- Clowns that blow through their reps way way too fast. You're supposed to be able to feel it, that's kind of the damn point. Tard.
- Clowns that claim you have to do machines in a certain order. Look. Just.... don't. Tard.
- Clowns that can actually hold a conversation and speak fluently DURING their reps. No.
- Clowns that look like Rick Moranis giving lifting advice about getting bigger. Look, I'm not going to a homeless guy for financial advice, WTF do you think YOU'RE qualified for what you're saying??? You're a skinny-no-muscle-having-not-big-at-all-Tard.
- Clowns. Just clowns.
- And Tards.
Clowns that worry to much about what others are doing at the Gym.
Originally posted by: slunk
Haven't read everything here, but my #1 is all the idiots who are strong enough to lift 10,000lbs but cannot set it down. I go to a two-story gym, and it is really bad when I'm downstairs doing cardio. I also love when people will leave their towels, water, etc. at one piece of equipment and then go across the gym to use another piece.
Originally posted by: Slickone
The worst is the guy who just worked out with spandex pants on, with no underwear, sweated all over the machines, goes to locker room and takes them off, decides to dry his nuts with the hair dryer in one hand, while beating off with the other hand, wearing urine and fecal matter stained gloves on both hands, wearing a way too tight musle shirt, with his leg up on the bench, farting, while dripping heavy cologne scented sweat on the bench, with his bags, newspaper, coffee, boombox (cranked) and other junk taking up the whole bench, complaining about the overhead radio, while carrying on a fluent involved conversation with someone who is trying to listen to his MP3 player, yet between sentences yells to him self on the lines of "COME ON BABY! OH YEAH!! GGHHHAAARRRRRRR I'M HUGE!!!!!!", and grunting really loud like an African rhino, while staring at my crotch and out the window at a hot chick, and smoking a cigar. And he has set his water bottle over in the water fountain to be filled up on it's own, now overflowing. Tard.
Originally posted by: isasir
Originally posted by: edro13
The person I dislike the most at the gym, is the guy who stands in the locker room, completely naked, talking to you or someone else, with his leg up on the bench. COME ON DUDE! Put a freakin towel on! This isn't the 1920s...
The worst I've seen at the gym is this naked guy using the blow dryer to dry his crotch hair. Dude, WTF?!
You ignored milfs? Isn't that why you're getting buffed in the first place?Originally posted by: Gravity
I've been approaced my milfs, boy trainers and football players all annoyances getting in between me and more size. I didn't come there to chat, I have ATOT and IRC for that. I come to commune with the iron and be inspired by my work and my music.
Originally posted by: isasir
Originally posted by: edro13
The person I dislike the most at the gym, is the guy who stands in the locker room, completely naked, talking to you or someone else, with his leg up on the bench. COME ON DUDE! Put a freakin towel on! This isn't the 1920s...
The worst I've seen at the gym is this naked guy using the blow dryer to dry his crotch hair. Dude, WTF?!
Originally posted by: Gravity
Collectively, you've hit on all the normal gym a$$hats. I go to the gym 5 days per week and share your pain.
I hate it when peeps take 5 or 10 lb dumbells to a bench in front of the 140's I need for shrugs. Then they camp out....wait a few minutes.....do a set...keep camping.
That's just one peeve. I've become so jaded and disgusted with the whole gym scene that I turn my headphones up and pretty much ignore everyone around me. I obey the general rules of courtesy, even when some primpy blonde nusance stands in front of my curl bar loaded with 165 pretending to pick it up and do a few reps.
Admittedly, I do get loud sometimes but it's normally at the last end of a very heavy set, not really any way to avoid that.
People sometimes approach me mouthing words of intrigue or accolades. I just get as close as I can and stare down into their faces and say "I CAN'T HEAR YOU." I make no motion to take out my headphones and sometimes have to chuckle when they mouth the next phrase but I'm now turning to add weight to the bar or to run a few laps......how dare they interrupt.
I've been approaced my milfs, boy trainers and football players all annoyances getting in between me and more size. I didn't come there to chat, I have ATOT and IRC for that. I come to commune with the iron and be inspired by my work and my music.
In case you think I'm a small geek with a large ego. Look here
This is me with Jay Cutler (orange guy) in TAllahassee a few years ago. Note the frontal skull development on Jay from injecting 8mg of GH per day.
Originally posted by: TheNinja
Probably been covered already but I'll restate the worst ones:
5. People who don't rack their weights when they are done. Hey asshat, it's rude and lazy and how else are people going to know your finishing up on the machine?
4. People who wander around the entire time and talk, taking 5 minutes between each set and then pretended they are using the equipment when you get close. Listen you fat lazy tub of goo, I don't care if you come here to talk, it's fine with me, but then get out of my way when I'm working out and stop hogging the machine for 20 minutes pretending you are actually doing something.
3. People who take weights off the rack and do a set by their bench. Then they refuse to return them and set them by their bench while they rest for 3 minutes...HEY IDIOT I wanted to use those weights and if you don't return them after a set I'm going to come and take them!!!!
2. People who go to the dumbell rack, grab their weights, take 1/4 of a step back and procedd to do their entire set RIGHT BY THE RACK!! Ummm, hello retard, back up so people can get at the rack or I"ll move you.
1. People who get in my way when lifting. This is the ultimate worst, you don't bother or distract someone doing a set. Listen kid when I"m pressing heavy weights, you don't have to try to squeeze past if there is not room. You either wait for 30 friggin seconds or go around another way, do NOT bump me or make me change my form so I don't hit you!!! Another memo to you, ya old bag, when I'm doing side shoulder raises watch where the hell you are going and do NOT walk right beside me. If I hadn't seen you coming yesterday you would have got 15 lbs or iron in your friggin face....moron!!!!
Originally posted by: TheNinja
Probably been covered already but I'll restate the worst ones:
3. People who take weights off the rack and do a set by their bench. Then they refuse to return them and set them by their bench while they rest for 3 minutes...HEY IDIOT I wanted to use those weights and if you don't return them after a set I'm going to come and take them!!!!
Originally posted by: TheNinja
Probably been covered already but I'll restate the worst ones:
5. People who don't rack their weights when they are done. Hey asshat, it's rude and lazy and how else are people going to know your finishing up on the machine?
4. People who wander around the entire time and talk, taking 5 minutes between each set and then pretended they are using the equipment when you get close. Listen you fat lazy tub of goo, I don't care if you come here to talk, it's fine with me, but then get out of my way when I'm working out and stop hogging the machine for 20 minutes pretending you are actually doing something.
3. People who take weights off the rack and do a set by their bench. Then they refuse to return them and set them by their bench while they rest for 3 minutes...HEY IDIOT I wanted to use those weights and if you don't return them after a set I'm going to come and take them!!!!
2. People who go to the dumbell rack, grab their weights, take 1/4 of a step back and procedd to do their entire set RIGHT BY THE RACK!! Ummm, hello retard, back up so people can get at the rack or I"ll move you.
1. People who get in my way when lifting. This is the ultimate worst, you don't bother or distract someone doing a set. Listen kid when I"m pressing heavy weights, you don't have to try to squeeze past if there is not room. You either wait for 30 friggin seconds or go around another way, do NOT bump me or make me change my form so I don't hit you!!! Another memo to you, ya old bag, when I'm doing side shoulder raises watch where the hell you are going and do NOT walk right beside me. If I hadn't seen you coming yesterday you would have got 15 lbs or iron in your friggin face....moron!!!!
Originally posted by: HamSupLo
Originally posted by: Gravity
Collectively, you've hit on all the normal gym a$$hats. I go to the gym 5 days per week and share your pain.
I hate it when peeps take 5 or 10 lb dumbells to a bench in front of the 140's I need for shrugs. Then they camp out....wait a few minutes.....do a set...keep camping.
That's just one peeve. I've become so jaded and disgusted with the whole gym scene that I turn my headphones up and pretty much ignore everyone around me. I obey the general rules of courtesy, even when some primpy blonde nusance stands in front of my curl bar loaded with 165 pretending to pick it up and do a few reps.
Admittedly, I do get loud sometimes but it's normally at the last end of a very heavy set, not really any way to avoid that.
People sometimes approach me mouthing words of intrigue or accolades. I just get as close as I can and stare down into their faces and say "I CAN'T HEAR YOU." I make no motion to take out my headphones and sometimes have to chuckle when they mouth the next phrase but I'm now turning to add weight to the bar or to run a few laps......how dare they interrupt.
I've been approaced my milfs, boy trainers and football players all annoyances getting in between me and more size. I didn't come there to chat, I have ATOT and IRC for that. I come to commune with the iron and be inspired by my work and my music.
In case you think I'm a small geek with a large ego. Look here
This is me with Jay Cutler (orange guy) in TAllahassee a few years ago. Note the frontal skull development on Jay from injecting 8mg of GH per day.
you think Cutler is going to win the Olympia this year?
Originally posted by: Amused
Originally posted by: TheNinja
Probably been covered already but I'll restate the worst ones:
3. People who take weights off the rack and do a set by their bench. Then they refuse to return them and set them by their bench while they rest for 3 minutes...HEY IDIOT I wanted to use those weights and if you don't return them after a set I'm going to come and take them!!!!
I agree with everything but this one.
The dumbells stay by me until I'm done. If you want to use them I invite you to work in with me, but I'm not re-racking my weights until I'm done with all my sets. I don't think that's rude. Do you?
Originally posted by: TheNinja
Originally posted by: Amused
Originally posted by: TheNinja
Probably been covered already but I'll restate the worst ones:
3. People who take weights off the rack and do a set by their bench. Then they refuse to return them and set them by their bench while they rest for 3 minutes...HEY IDIOT I wanted to use those weights and if you don't return them after a set I'm going to come and take them!!!!
I agree with everything but this one.
The dumbells stay by me until I'm done. If you want to use them I invite you to work in with me, but I'm not re-racking my weights until I'm done with all my sets. I don't think that's rude. Do you?
Ya, that should probably be #5 and move the others up. I just had it happend the other day is all. And my gym got bought out recently and only one set of dumbells, so if the guy has the 70's I think he should rack them so I can use them....espeically since the new gym only has 60, 70, 80 (no fivers in there) so they are at a premium. So if the dumbells are few and far between I still maintain that it is courtious to return the weights, but not rude not to do so (does that make sense?)![]()
Originally posted by: Gravity
Collectively, you've hit on all the normal gym a$$hats. I go to the gym 5 days per week and share your pain.
I hate it when peeps take 5 or 10 lb dumbells to a bench in front of the 140's I need for shrugs. Then they camp out....wait a few minutes.....do a set...keep camping.
That's just one peeve. I've become so jaded and disgusted with the whole gym scene that I turn my headphones up and pretty much ignore everyone around me. I obey the general rules of courtesy, even when some primpy blonde nusance stands in front of my curl bar loaded with 165 pretending to pick it up and do a few reps.
Admittedly, I do get loud sometimes but it's normally at the last end of a very heavy set, not really any way to avoid that.
People sometimes approach me mouthing words of intrigue or accolades. I just get as close as I can and stare down into their faces and say "I CAN'T HEAR YOU." I make no motion to take out my headphones and sometimes have to chuckle when they mouth the next phrase but I'm now turning to add weight to the bar or to run a few laps......how dare they interrupt.
I've been approaced my milfs, boy trainers and football players all annoyances getting in between me and more size. I didn't come there to chat, I have ATOT and IRC for that. I come to commune with the iron and be inspired by my work and my music.
In case you think I'm a small geek with a large ego. Look here
This is me with Jay Cutler (orange guy) in TAllahassee a few years ago. Note the frontal skull development on Jay from injecting 8mg of GH per day.
