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Originally posted by: Thegonagle
Originally posted by: Red Dawn
Originally posted by: scauffiel
- Clowns using weight gloves and straps for the lightest of weights.
- Clowns that come into a mostly empty gym at 0500 in the morning and walk up to the machine you're using and act impatient. DUDE. YOU JUST GOT HERE. If you can't find something else to do in an empty gym you have issues.
- Clowns that take twenty minute showers. Hey, buttdart, this ain't your momma's house. Get your ass in and OUT of the damn shower.
- Clowns that stand two feet away from a fan blocking anyone else from enjoying the cooling effect. Hey, buttdart, you're not the only person in here. Besides, you aren't doing sh!t anyway, you don't NEED the damn fan.
- Men. Blow Dryers. 'Nuff said.
- Clowns that turn a locker room into a 'cambodian experience' by using all of the damn hot water during their twenty minute shower... and them making jokes about the 'lack of hot water'...
- You just DON'T bring a cup of coffee to workout. You just don't. Ditto that with a newspaper. I don't give a crap that you're reading it during your 'interval' ... You look like a tard. Tard.
- Clowns that complain about the radio station that's playing. Oh, these clowns only show up once a week, if that. Sorry, you don't count. Non-showing-up Tard.
- Clowns that use weight that is way too heavy for them and use their body weight to 'swing' it. Look, tard, just get out.
- Clowns that blow through their reps way way too fast. You're supposed to be able to feel it, that's kind of the damn point. Tard.
- Clowns that claim you have to do machines in a certain order. Look. Just.... don't. Tard.
- Clowns that can actually hold a conversation and speak fluently DURING their reps. No.
- Clowns that look like Rick Moranis giving lifting advice about getting bigger. Look, I'm not going to a homeless guy for financial advice, WTF do you think YOU'RE qualified for what you're saying??? You're a skinny-no-muscle-having-not-big-at-all-Tard.
- Clowns. Just clowns.
- And Tards.
Clowns that worry to much about what others are doing at the Gym.
You forgot about the tards and buttdarts.
pwned^2
