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Best strip club story?

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junkerman123

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All this talk of strip clubs makes me wonder about people's random strip club experiences...

I don't have a good one myself, unfortunately 🙁

let's hear em
 
my friend passed out in a VIP and when he woke up the stripper told him he had been there for three songs and charged him ~$100.
 
I am not sure how you could have a bad experience at a strip club unless you went to a real dive or wasted too much money (and that?s your fault).

Anyway, this isn?t a ?good? story but I think it?s pretty funny.
I used to have a job (around the corner from where I work right now actually) that was maybe four blocks away from a strip club. The place was pretty dingy and there was a literal wall of cigarette stench that you would encounter upon entering. But they did have an occasional decent looking stripper and, like I mentioned before, it was really close-by. So we used to hit it up occasionally for a nice liquid lunch. This one time we went, my friend goes to get a lap dance with a girl in the back. He is back there for a good fifteen or twenty minutes. When he comes out, we leave. On the ride back in my car, my friend is constantly sniffing his fingers. Hmm, WTF happened? ?Dude, don?t touch anything in my car!? My friend spent the entire day sniffing his fingers. And it took until the end of the workday for him to finally wash the smell off of his hand.
 
I was 18 and it was my first trip. I had some booze on the way to loosen up...

I was apparently too numb b/c when the stripper rolled off stage and her legs were on either side of my head and she began to shake, she rolled back onto the stage and gave me a horrified look.

I was bleeding profusely. A geeky college friend of mine had a hankerchief to give me, which I had the stripper sign for me afterwards.

Nickname for the next 4 years of college? "Nosebleed"
 
When I was 17, I went to live/work with my cousin who lived in NY and owned a baseball card shop in the city. I was just there for about 3 months, and we would ride the train into the city everyday. Well one night on my way out of the city I met/hit on this really hot chick who was sitting nearby. I found out she was like 25, and being 17 I wasnt exactly getting anywhere... but we did become friends.

Anyway turns out she was a stripper, at a club a few blocks from the cardshop.... she got me into the club, and I became good friends with all the strippers, bartenders, and the bouncer... even though I was 17... I would go there a few times every week... and most of the time dances and drinks were free.

For a 17 year old kid man that was a hell of a summer!

-max
 
I've been in a bunch of strip clubs. The totally nude ones are okay but you can't buy booze so you have to sneak in your own or get fvcked up before you go in.

I haven't been to a strip club in probably 7 or 8 years though. Last time I went was probably with my wife. We were out with another couple for dinner and drinks and somehow we got to talking about strip clubs and the women thought it would be fun to check one out since they'd never been to one. Man, the attention we got!!! Holy crap! I think quite a few strippers are lesbians.
 
Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
I've been in a bunch of strip clubs. The totally nude ones are okay but you can't buy booze so you have to sneak in your own or get fvcked up before you go in.

I haven't been to a strip club in probably 7 or 8 years though. Last time I went was probably with my wife. We were out with another couple for dinner and drinks and somehow we got to talking about strip clubs and the women thought it would be fun to check one out since they'd never been to one. Man, the attention we got!!! Holy crap! I think quite a few strippers are lesbians.
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I think its just they're so happy to see another chick in the club after seeing 23942394239493 dudes all day.
 
My best friend was dating a stripper and those girls can get wild after work. That's all the details you're going to get. 🙂
 
Originally posted by: Feldenak
My best friend was dating a stripper and those girls can get wild after work. That's all the details you're going to get. 🙂
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and by "That's all the details you're going to get. 🙂" what you mean is youre gonna post the details in a subsequent post.

I am waiting.
 
Originally posted by: TheAudit
I am not sure how you could have a bad experience at a strip club unless you went to a real dive or wasted too much money (and that?s your fault).

Anyway, this isn?t a ?good? story but I think it?s pretty funny.
I used to have a job (around the corner from where I work right now actually) that was maybe four blocks away from a strip club. The place was pretty dingy and there was a literal wall of cigarette stench that you would encounter upon entering. But they did have an occasional decent looking stripper and, like I mentioned before, it was really close-by. So we used to hit it up occasionally for a nice liquid lunch. This one time we went, my friend goes to get a lap dance with a girl in the back. He is back there for a good fifteen or twenty minutes. When he comes out, we leave. On the ride back in my car, my friend is constantly sniffing his fingers. Hmm, WTF happened? ?Dude, don?t touch anything in my car!? My friend spent the entire day sniffing his fingers. And it took until the end of the workday for him to finally wash the smell off of his hand.
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At my old internship, a coworker did that as well. I didn't know until he told me at lunch what he did the night before, I was a little freaked out because he was touching a lot of stuff in my car. I made a slightly snide comment, didn't think about it much, but I think I hurt the guys feelings. Oh well, water under the bridge now.
 
Originally posted by: Feldenak
My best friend was dating a stripper and those girls can get wild after work. That's all the details you're going to get. 🙂
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MORE INFO OR BAN!!!!!
 
Don't go to a strip club. Those girls are teh evil, and they will peel you like an onion, dollar bill, after dollar bill. A lap dance later, will have you wondering where the hell your paycheck went. :shocked:
 
We took my buddy our for his Batchelor party.

We got him good and liquored up and took him to one place. HE wouldn't dance or get any lap dances at all. totally boring and stupid.

We left, and took him back to the hotel and got him stupid drunk, handcuffed him and took him to another club down the street.

He was so drunk he was dancing on stage, all the girls were all over him.

We were completely shocked. He was grabbing hundreds of dollars out of the ATM. The Club Closed at 3am, and we left him there.....waiting in the parking lot cause they kicked us out.....

I dont know what happened, and he doesn't remember....

Later on, we took Sharpie's and wrote all over his body when he was passed out.....under his feet, behind/in his ears.....Nasty. 🙂
 
Originally posted by: junkerman123
Originally posted by: Feldenak
My best friend was dating a stripper and those girls can get wild after work. That's all the details you're going to get. 🙂
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and by "That's all the details you're going to get. 🙂" what you mean is youre gonna post the details in a subsequent post.

I am waiting.
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It means she just got off work and he's heading out to go stand outside her window.
 
Originally posted by: Wooglin
I was 18 and it was my first trip. I had some booze on the way to loosen up...

I was apparently too numb b/c when the stripper rolled off stage and her legs were on either side of my head and she began to shake, she rolled back onto the stage and gave me a horrified look.

I was bleeding profusely. A geeky college friend of mine had a hankerchief to give me, which I had the stripper sign for me afterwards.

Nickname for the next 4 years of college? "Nosebleed"
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whoah im glad you said it was a nosebleed for a minute there i thought you were going to say it wasnt your blood.
 
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