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Best strip club story?

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Originally posted by: meltdown75
The first strip joint I went to was in the Greater Toronto area in 1994 or so. There were lesbians going at it on stage, it was crazy. They weren't just doing the juking and jiving bit either, they were munching away.

Every strip joint after that was sort of a letdown, since I never saw anything like that again.

Anyway, I just came in to say HI JUNKERMAN 🙂

Still piloting the ROFLcopter? How's golf treatin' ya? Cheers! :beer:
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hey pal...back at work for the summer and back to neffing....how the golf game? 🙂
 
most recently (last ngiht) i went and there was this one dancer that i got to talking to asked me what i did for a living. i told her I'm a horse trainer (which is kinda true, i have a horse i mess with on the weekends when dad isnt taking charge, i just love throwing the girls off with jobs or hobbies, if they are gunna lie - which trust me they ALL do - so am i). Anyways i get a table dance from her and shes grinding away and all the sudden out of the blue a minute in she says "do you like it"...i in my induced haze of hot stripper rubbing on my crotch go "ummm yeah....wait...what do you mean?" she laughs and says "your job"...Im like "oh yeah that....i love it" and proceeds to ask me questions about it WHILE shes grinding away and doing an excellent job...the best dance i got all ngiht (i got 10 - 4 from her alone 😛) 😉 Its the first time i think ive ever got into a strippers head like that or something cause theyve never talked to me much during the dance, usually before or after

oh and second funest was/is the semi-dominatrix / S&M girl, first time i got a dance from her it surprized me, she whipped my belt off and made me use it as reigns as she rode me (she wrapped it around her waist, then her neck), wrapped it around my neck, had me spank her with it, etc, etc Now every time i go back and shes there i have to get a dance from her. Shes the best, total pinup girl with although fake very nice soft breasts and a body thats not too skinny, not too fat, just right for me. I've never gone to the VIP with her but shes done things to me on the floor that no other girl there has ever shown or done 😉
 
Originally posted by: aarondeep
Originally posted by: CTrain
Here is a couple of PICs I found.

CLUB
Stripper
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Ahh yes. Bottle of the goose.
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This place in Chicago was weird.
It was totally nude so they don't serve liqour but you can bring in your own, hard liqour only.
I don't know the detail behind that but thats just weird.
 
I heard a story tonight at dinner about some strip club that was apparently out of control and all kinds of illegal stuff went on there, and not only did it get shut down by the Feds, but after it was shut down, they ripped the place down and built a church on top of it!

I dont remember the names of the club or anything though... this was somewhere in Atlanta.
 
YMMV with local laws and ordinances. I know there is a nice one (or was, dunno if it is still there) within walking distance of the White House that was totally nude and served whatever booze you want.
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Was it called Slick Willies?
 
Originally posted by: Wooglin
I was 18 and it was my first trip. I had some booze on the way to loosen up...

I was apparently too numb b/c when the stripper rolled off stage and her legs were on either side of my head and she began to shake, she rolled back onto the stage and gave me a horrified look.

I was bleeding profusely. A geeky college friend of mine had a hankerchief to give me, which I had the stripper sign for me afterwards.

Nickname for the next 4 years of college? "Nosebleed"
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ROFLMAO! That's awesome!!!
 
Originally posted by: compuwiz1
Don't get married. Those girls are teh evil, and they will peel you like an onion, dollar bill, after dollar bill. A lap dance later, will have you wondering where the hell your paycheck went. :shocked:
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Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
I've been in a bunch of strip clubs. The totally nude ones are okay but you can't buy booze so you have to sneak in your own or get fvcked up before you go in.

I haven't been to a strip club in probably 7 or 8 years though. Last time I went was probably with my wife. We were out with another couple for dinner and drinks and somehow we got to talking about strip clubs and the women thought it would be fun to check one out since they'd never been to one. Man, the attention we got!!! Holy crap! I think quite a few strippers are lesbians.
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The only stories worth talking about are the ones where I went in with women. We've had friends dragged on stage and stripped (while they've of course screaming for mercy) and then of course the classic girl on girl lapdances that are always entertaining.

Vegas! What happens in vegas, stays in vegas.
 
Originally posted by: Whitecloak
groped a couple of strippers. Got beaten. Broke my hands and legs. When I woke in hospital, I was told I had contracted AIDS. Definitely, not one of my best experiences.
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Papa?
 
A friend was sitting a bit to close to a dancer, she touched her cooch and flicked something at him, he got sick the day after.
 
Went to a place in jersey for my friend's bachelor party. it was full nude and BYOB; place was packed and it had hotties. We pitched in 90 bucks for my friend to go onstage and have 3 strippers do the nastiest things to him full nude. Man that was worth it.
 
Originally posted by: shabby
A friend was sitting a bit to close to a dancer, she touched her cooch and flicked something at him, he got sick the day after.
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HAHAHAHhhhahahah

That's a quality post.
 
I installed several multi media PCs for this club in steven's point Wi, it turned out to be a 2 day job so the owner hands me $200 in strip club cash to make sure I had a good time. My best friend growing up was the bartender so I deffinatly did have a good time.

Stolen from a friend

My friend knows a few strippers socially one of them calls him up and asks if he can get a group of people to come on down because tuesdays aren't normally their best night and she wants to make some money. So he makes a few calls gets 4-5 people in the car and drives there. They are sitting at the bar drinking when he looks over and sees an older guy who looks really framiliar. Turns out it is his gf's father, and according to the bartender he is a regular there for years. He asked his gf about it and apperantly she / her mother had no idea.
 
Originally posted by: Zolty
I installed several multi media PCs for this club in steven's point Wi, it turned out to be a 2 day job so the owner hands me $200 in strip club cash to make sure I had a good time. My best friend growing up was the bartender so I deffinatly did have a good time.
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umm, u didnt set up a hidden web cam by any chance? 😉
 
Originally posted by: Qwest
Originally posted by: Zolty
I installed several multi media PCs for this club in steven's point Wi, it turned out to be a 2 day job so the owner hands me $200 in strip club cash to make sure I had a good time. My best friend growing up was the bartender so I deffinatly did have a good time.
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umm, u didnt set up a hidden web cam by any chance? 😉
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nope just music, he was looking into some camera set ups last I heard but he decided to go locally for that.
 
Originally posted by: desteffy
I heard a story tonight at dinner about some strip club that was apparently out of control and all kinds of illegal stuff went on there, and not only did it get shut down by the Feds, but after it was shut down, they ripped the place down and built a church on top of it!

I dont remember the names of the club or anything though... this was somewhere in Atlanta.
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That was the Gold Club, which was actually pretty high class and relatively tame unless you were a big spender. It got shut down because it was run by the mob.
 
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