Best Pick Up Lines

[Jfrag Teh Foul]

I have actually seen a buddy of mine use this one...

F*ck me if I'm wrong, but is your name Yolanda?

and then get up off of the floor... LOL.

 

[pyonir]

Nice shoes, wanna fvck?
Wanna come over for pizza and sex. (she'll say no) What, you don't like pizza?
there are hundreds more that i am too lazy to type...anyone have that forwarded email that has all of them that i have seen 100 times?

 

[BigJohnKC]

extremely offensive line my friends and I heard one time and laughed for a good ten minutes:

"You don't sweat much for a fat chick..."

 

[Haircut]

<< extremely offensive line my friends and I heard one time and laughed for a good ten minutes:

"You don't sweat much for a fat chick..." >>


hahaha, that's brilliant. I could see you getting more than a few slaps with that.

 

[Jfrag Teh Foul]

<< "You don't sweat much for a fat chick..." >>



OMG!!! :Q

 

[MoMeanMugs]

That is so wrong yet bahahahaha.

 

[StevenYoo]

you may not be the prettiest girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away!

and this one:

I may not be the best looking guy here, but i'm the only one talking to you.

 

[SociallyChallenged]

<< "You don't sweat much for a fat chick..." >>



ROFL!!!! I can't believe you said that! LOL!

 

[kassy]

<< wanna fvck >>



You would be surprised how many guys actually use this line.
The most memorable time I heard this one was early afternoon at a grocery store. I think it was the time and place that struck me as being particularly odd.
His words 'hey cutie, wanna fvck'.

 

[StevenYoo]

"You're ugly but you intrigue me."

 

[BigJohnKC]

<<

<< "You don't sweat much for a fat chick..." >>



ROFL!!!! I can't believe you said that! LOL! >>


Never used it in real life.............yet

 

[fatalbert]

My friend heard someone use this

Do chicks like stabbers? You know stabbers (making motion like stabbing someone with a knife). Because I stabbed 2 people last month.

*note* He wasn't lying:Q He actually stabbed 2 people, and his trial began in a month. He is currently in jail we believe.