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Best Pick Up Lines

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Jfrag Teh Foul

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I have actually seen a buddy of mine use this one...

F*ck me if I'm wrong, but is your name Yolanda?

and then get up off of the floor... LOL.
 
Nice shoes, wanna fvck?
Wanna come over for pizza and sex. (she'll say no) What, you don't like pizza?
there are hundreds more that i am too lazy to type...anyone have that forwarded email that has all of them that i have seen 100 times?
 
extremely offensive line my friends and I heard one time and laughed for a good ten minutes:

"You don't sweat much for a fat chick..."
 


<< extremely offensive line my friends and I heard one time and laughed for a good ten minutes:

"You don't sweat much for a fat chick..." >>


hahaha, that's brilliant. I could see you getting more than a few slaps with that. 😀
 
you may not be the prettiest girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away!

and this one:

I may not be the best looking guy here, but i'm the only one talking to you.
 


<< wanna fvck >>



You would be surprised how many guys actually use this line.
The most memorable time I heard this one was early afternoon at a grocery store. I think it was the time and place that struck me as being particularly odd.
His words 'hey cutie, wanna fvck'.
 


<<

<< "You don't sweat much for a fat chick..." >>



ROFL!!!! 😀 I can't believe you said that! LOL! >>


Never used it in real life.............yet 😉
 
My friend heard someone use this

Do chicks like stabbers? You know stabbers (making motion like stabbing someone with a knife). Because I stabbed 2 people last month.

*note* He wasn't lying:Q He actually stabbed 2 people, and his trial began in a month. He is currently in jail we believe.
 
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