Best joke ever.

[Uppsala9496]

This joke will never be told again, because of the 50,000 character limit.

45,945 characters without spaces. 57,048 with spaces.

 

[Printer Bandit]

someone make t-shirts with this joke printed on it...STAT!

 

[DawsonsDada]

Happy New Year!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Raduque]

This should be stickied.

Also, required reading to join.

 

[Ruptga]

This should be stickied.

Also, required reading to join.

It really is a rite of passage

 

[Fenixgoon]

I told this joke in its entirety at a bar.

People were blown away and bricks were shat soon thereafter.

seriously? that would be f'in awesome. absolute win for the internets!

 

[IHateMyJob2004]

I just read the whole thing. Wow, that sucked. I hate you all.

 

[SandEagle]

I just read the whole thing. Wow, that sucked. I hate you all.

heh. glad i never read this whole stupid joke. just the last few lines. bleh.

 

[Hyperlite]

This should be stickied.

Also, required reading to join.

definitely.

 

[Sumguy]

icwutudidthar

 

[QTPie]

After reading at the end of the screen, I rolled down and realized that it was a long ass story, I gave up.
OP must be punished for wasting other members' time.

 

[thedarkwolf]

punished? This is the greatest thing ever posted on ATOT

 

[Nik]

I still lol reading this

 

[DesiPower]

Damn... its turning into the official neffing thread

 

[SirStev0]

I remember reading this and getting burned on the ending. Classic ATOT.

 

[Damn Dirty Ape]

tl;dr

 

[SooperDave]

I skipped to the end after a couple of minutes.

 

[Joemonkey]

still brings a tear to my eye *sniff*

 

[Barfo]

Damn right.

 

[jagec]

Has anyone tried telling this joke to women at bars? 100% guaranteed to get you laid!

 

[Exterous]

Has anyone tried telling this joke to women at bars? 100% guaranteed to get you laid!

Yeah - if they stay through the whole thing it means the ruffie worked and you can have your way with them

 

[Cuda1447]

definitely.

I concur as well. A must read for anyone who calls themself a true ATOTer!

 

[slackwarelinux]

I don't get it.. so the snake talks?

 

[MotF Bane]

I don't get it.. so the snake talks?

Read it again. You will get it. I promise you.

 

[eldorado99]

I'm glad this thread was bumped again.