Best caffeine intake method

[Texashiker]

*this thread is meant to be satire, please do not try this in real life

I am tired of drinking an energy drink, then having to wait 30 - 45 minutes before the caffeine kicks in.

What would be the absolute best way to get your caffeine?

I thought about going to a medical supply, getting an IV kit, starting an iv, then pouring a red bull + rockstar zero carb straight into the vein.

Pour the energy drink in a piece of metal in direct sunlight, let it dry until only pure caffeine crystals are left, then snort.

 

[Saint Nick]

There are caffeinated mints and soaps you can get. Whether or not they work is beyond me. I'm not sure if caffeine can be absorbed.

 

[coxmaster]

Pour the energy drink in a piece of metal in direct sunlight, let it dry until only pure caffeine crystals are left, then snort.

Just buy pure caffeine.. Much easier

 

[nanette1985]

Caffeine enemy. Not that I've tried it.

 

[Saint Nick]

Caffeine enemy. Not that I've tried it.

Caffeine is never the enemy.

 

[BladeVenom]

Try a caffeine enema.

 

[Possessed Freak]

Through the eyeball.

 

[Texashiker]

Just buy pure caffeine.. Much easier

I thought about getting some trucker grade caffeine pills (no-doze), grind them up, snort, then down a monster or rockstar.

 

[Scarpozzi]

Suppository.

 

[Rhezuss]

Coffee

 

[OverVolt]

Yup, coffee. OP might just be an idiot.

 

[SunnyD]

IV.

 

[Drako]

Espresso High Colonic.

 

[Tea Bag]

Max out your credit cards on caffeine pills at the gas station, dump out the contents from the capsules and snort them all right there. They usually have a section of glass to do it on so you can see the lotto tickets.

 

[SagaLore]

Caffeine enemy. Not that I've tried it.

Want help? :sneaky:

 

[highland145]

Espresso High Colonic.

:thumbsup:

 

[Alone]

Get some of those caffeine pills and shove them up your ass.

 

[ShawnD1]

*this thread is meant to be satire, please do not try this in real life

I am tired of drinking an energy drink, then having to wait 30 - 45 minutes before the caffeine kicks in.

What would be the absolute best way to get your caffeine?

You can purify caffeine pills using acetone.
1) smash up your caffeine pills
2) add acetone
3) mix it up real good
4) collect the acetone, leave the solids behind
5) put the acetone on a glass plate
6) let the acetone evaporate
7) profit!

Snort this.

 

[nanette1985]

Caffeine enemy. Not that I've tried it.

Apologies for my spelling. My schedule's screwed up and I haven't had my coffee yet.

 

[CrackRabbit]

You can buy powdered caffeine, you may have to have it imported though.

Note: Some idiot fairly recently ODed by eating several heaping teaspoons of the stuff at once. Not very bright.

 

[JS80]

Starbucks drip is quick

 

[eits]

anally

 

[jupiter57]

When we have a call in the middle of the night (Volunteer Firefighter/First Responder), I just grab a teaspoon of Instant coffee, pop it in my mouth, chase with a drink of water.
I'm wide awake in less than 30 seconds.

 

[surfsatwerk]

cigarettes and coffee

 

[biostud]

I take it as I take my adrenalin:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKQ-BpO4Gzo&feature=player_detailpage#t=54s