Best caffeine intake method

[JulesMaximus]

Espresso High Colonic.

A cup of drip coffee has more caffeine than a cup of espresso.

 

[Spikesoldier]

When we have a call in the middle of the night (Volunteer Firefighter/First Responder), I just grab a teaspoon of Instant coffee, pop it in my mouth, chase with a drink of water.
I'm wide awake in less than 30 seconds.

sounds like a pretty good go-pill

 

[Spikesoldier]

Try a caffeine enema.

i suggest a boiling hot coffee enema.

 

[mattpegher]

caffeine citrate 20 mg/mL IV, used primarily as a stimulant for Apnea of premie's

 

[wischeez]

Suppository.

This

 

[Atty]

Pulp fiction style.

Break up pills, get powder, or find liquid caffeine. Syringe. Inject into heart.

 

[nsafreak]

I know that this thread is satire but you can actually purchase caffeinated soap and absorb it through your skin. http://www.thinkgeek.com/caffeine/5a65/

 

[Kalvin00]

Try methamphetamine.

 

[arcenite]

The Owl believes that all content created by Texashiker is satire.

hooooo

 

[arcenite]

try methamphetamine.

Kavlin!

 

[xSauronx]

I thought about getting some trucker grade caffeine pills (no-doze), grind them up, snort, then down a monster or rockstar.

seen it. that guy was fucking wired for a few hours.

 

[Texashiker]

The Owl believes that all content created by Texashiker is satire.

hooooo

Look up my birth year (1968) in the Chinese calendar.

 

[Drako]

A cup of drip coffee has more caffeine than a cup of espresso.

Go ahead and fill your colon up with either one. Go ahead I dare you.

 

[BrokenVisage]

You haven't lived until you've done Caff up the dick man!

 

[TraumaRN]

1.) Look up medical indications for receiving IV caffeine.

2.) Go to hospital claiming to have said symptoms.

3.) Profit as I run 500mg of caffeine IV over one hour directly into your bloodstream.

 

[zanejohnson]

You can purify caffeine pills using acetone.
1) smash up your caffeine pills
2) add acetone
3) mix it up real good
4) collect the acetone, leave the solids behind
5) put the acetone on a glass plate
6) let the acetone evaporate
7) profit!

Snort this.

works for pseudophedrine too

then reduce with lith / annhydrous ammonia

grow crystals, or gas off with a vacuum/evap to a fine powder...

call up some girls

profit?

 

[ShawnD1]

works for pseudophedrine too
....
call up some girls

profit?

lol. I love ephedrine so much. Aside from being the only decongestant that actually works, it'll make you sexual tyrannosaurus. It's cheap too; a whole bottle costs as much as a Starbucks mocha.

 

[God Mode]

Massive amounts of dark delicious coffee. The caffiene withdrawal headaches during the middle of the night is killer. Nothing like waking up at 3 in the morning with a pounding headache right in the middle of your brain.

 

[edro]

it'll make you sexual tyrannosaurus.

Eh? I have heard it has the opposite affect, because blood cannot enter.
Unless we have different meanings for tyrannosaurus...

BTW, I can feel caffeine's effects within 5min.

 

[LordMorpheus]

http://theoatmeal.com/comics/coffee
and
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTVE5iPMKLg&feature=player_embedded

Everything you need to know about coffee.

Also, the video suggests that you avoid the enema route unless you're trying to cure a migraine.

 

[TreyRandom]

Many years ago in Organic Chem lab, I extracted caffeine from tea leaves... and then accidentally spilled the extraction in my lab drawer. It dried to pure, white, powdered caffeine. Every time I opened my lab drawer that semester, I would be struck by the glorious smell of pure caffeine. The only thing that kept me from licking the inside of my lab drawer clean was the possibility that other, much more toxic substances had been spilled in that drawer over the years.

My name is Michael, and I am a caffeine addict.

 

[RelaxTheMind]

i wonder would happen if you really did shove like 20 No-Doz pills in your bum. im sure someone has tried it before.

 

[Modelworks]

i wonder would happen if you really did shove like 20 No-Doz pills in your bum. im sure someone has tried it before.

It could possibly kill you. It has happened with alcoholics quite often. It bypasses the digestive system and you get the full effect without. For the same reason hospitals give fever patients suppository acetaminophen and not oral