Best bad-ass one-liners in movie history? :-)

[NFS4]

Yippee-ki-yay, motherf&cker!!!!

DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??????????????

Have you ever danced with the devil by the pale moon light?






Feel free to add

 

[NutBucket]

Feeling lucky, punk?

 

[nord1899]

How can you shoot innocent women and children? Easy you just don't lead them as much.

 

[Frosty3799]

Did I catch a niner in there?

 

[pac1085]

astalavista, baby

 

[Kadarin]

I love the smell of napalm in the morning! It smells like.. victory!

 

[PsychoAndy]

We're on a mission from God

Put the bunny back in the box

Lunch is for suckers

-PAB

 

[BigJ]

Is that you John Wayne, is this me?

or the follow up to that

Who's the slimy little communist s**t twinkle toed c**ksuc**r down here who just signed his own death warrant?!

-Both from Full Metal Jacket

 

[RossMAN]

Not really a one liner:

JULES
There's a passage I got memorized,
seems appropriate for this
situation: Ezekiel 25:17. "The path
of the righteous man is beset on
all sides by the inequities of the
selfish and the tyranny of evil
men. Blessed is he who, in the
name of charity and good will,
shepherds the weak through the
valley of darkness, for he is truly
his brother's keeper and the finder
of lost children. And I will
strike down upon thee with great
vengeance and furious anger those
who attempt to poison and destroy
my brothers. And you will know my
name is the Lord when I lay my
vengeance upon you."

 

[Stark]

"warriors... come out to play!"
and
"can you dig it?" (from the warriors)

followed by

"groovy" (evil dead)

and

"i want to eat your brains!" (night of the living dead)

 

[Kadarin]

From Marathon Man:

Is it safe?

 

[no0b]

this is my boom stick!

 

[NFS4]

Private Pyle, I'm gonna give you three seconds, exactly three f^ckin' seconds, to wipe that stupid lookin' grin off your face or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull f^ck you!

Pyle, you climb obstacles like old people f^ck!

You goddamned communist heathen, you had best sound off that you love the Virgin Mary, or I'm gonna stomp your guts out!

You had best un-f^ck yourself or I will unscrew your head and sh!t down your neck!

 

[nord1899]

What is your major malfunction numbnuts?!

 

[Stallion]

"Come with me if you want to live".

 

[nord1899]

Funny the number of Full Metal Jacket quotes that are getting put in here.

 

[anxi80]

dark helmet: no, light speed's too slow. prepare ship....for ludicrous speed.


and we all know what occurs after that...

edit: ehh, a few more...

"I'm having an old friend for dinner..."

"Well, Clarice, have the lambs stopped screaming...?"

"Applesauce, b%&$*"

 

[HomeBrewerDude]

[neo]whoa[/neo]
















j/k kidding of course

 

[BigJ]

Originally posted by: NFS4
Private Pyle, I'm gonna give you three seconds, exactly three f^ckin' seconds, to wipe that stupid lookin' grin off your face or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull f^ck you!

Pyle, you climb obstacles like old people f^ck!

You goddamned communist heathen, you had best sound off that you love the Virgin Mary, or I'm gonna stomp your guts out!

You had best un-f^ck yourself or I will unscrew your head and sh!t down your neck!

lmao, the whole movie is full of great one-liners

It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama's a*s and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress!

I'll bet you're the kind of guy that would f*** a person in the a** and not even have the goddam common courtesy to give him a reach-around!

You're so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece!

 

[tweakmm]

"Hand me my wallet."
"Which one is it? "
"It's the one with "bad motherfvcker" written on it. "

 

[no0b]

[Korean hooker] sucky, sucky 5 dolla [/Korean hooker]

 

[KingNothing]

"And the fact that you've got "replica" written down the side of your guns and the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle, point five O", written on the side of mine should precipitate your balls into shrinking along with your presence." - Snatch

"Dodge this." - The Matrix

 

[nord1899]

Hell I like you, you can come over to my house and fvck my sister!

Texas, only steers and queers come from Texas, private Cowboy! And you don't much look like a steer to me, so that kinda narrows it down!

 

[ohtwell]

Now what we have here is a failure to communicate. ~ Cool Hand Luke

I'm going to rip your balls off, so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world! ~ Full Metal Jacket


: ) Amanda

 

[giguana]

"I SHOULD BUY A BOAT" -Corky Romano

"I'm your Huckleberry" -Tombstone

"I feel the need. The need. For Speed" -Top Gun