• We’re currently investigating an issue related to the forum theme and styling that is impacting page layout and visual formatting. The problem has been identified, and we are actively working on a resolution. There is no impact to user data or functionality, this is strictly a front-end display issue. We’ll post an update once the fix has been deployed. Thanks for your patience while we get this sorted.

Best AIM Away message?

Page 3 - Seeking answers? Join the AnandTech community: where nearly half-a-million members share solutions and discuss the latest tech.
  • does a bear s%$# in the woods?
  • if you are the credit card company, i already sent the money.
    if you are one of my friends, you owe me money.
    if you are a girl, don't worry, I have plenty of money.
  • i used to hate it when my aunts and grandma used to come up to me at weddings and pinch my cheeks and say "your next, your next!" well, they stopped doing that when i started saying the same thing to them at funerals.
  • you have reached the reverend anxi80 confession hotline. please leave your sin, and i'll get back to you with a penance. remember that a confession doesn't count unless it's a vivid, detailed, blow-by-blow description of the sin. thank you.
  • im out like muhammad ali in a game of jenga.
 
I get mine from blather usually..

Class
. : in an institution that subjects poor, innocent, naive children to unknown brainwashings and conditioning

Sleep
. : in the state where nature, seeing the potential for a punchline, gives me eight hours of relaxation every day and then makes me unconscious for the duration
 
Originally posted by: KingNothing
Deity (the dogs bollocks)

<-- still wondering WTH "the dogs bollocks" means...
Click to expand...

In the Uk it means something is great. Much like 'the mutts nuts'
 
my current one

"Happy unimaginative, Consumerist-oriented and entirely arbitrary, manipulative & shallow interpretation of romance day"
 
Mine:

"If I were a swan, I'd be gone,
If I were a train, I'd be late,
If I were a good man, I'd talk to you more often than I do." - Pink Floyd
 
Originally posted by: Jellomancer
"if you were homework i'd be doing you on the desk"
Click to expand...

i once saw someone's that said "if you were homework then you'd be hard and i'd be doing you on my desk"

 
during the winter mine wass:
Its gettin cold in here...so put on all your clothes..it is gettin so cold...I'm gonna put my clothes on
 
I had this for a while:
"And shepherds we shall be, for thee my lord for thee. Power hath decended forth from thy hand so our feet may swiftly carry out thy command. And we shall flow a river forth to thee and teeming with souls shall it ever be. E Nomini Patri, E fili, E Spiritu Sancti."

😀
 
lemme go through everyone on my list right now who has a decent one

"Default Away Message"

"raiders of the lost ark was the only star wars i ever saw."

gah my friends are pathetic today
 
here is a pretty good one that my friend has up


"Greg + Goat = Ugliest Goat Ever"


and here is an ultra long one...

"As the war in Iraq looks to come to a close any day President Bush had this to say, "We want to liberate Iraq and help them, we want them to continue their lives without a tyranical leader." The Bush administration has made much progress as the B-52 bombers dropped McDonalds Hamburgers and Pepsi products to the very starved Iraqi people. "We are making great progress, we have just crossed the desert and we are only 50miles from Paramount's Baghdad. Within the next couple days we should reach the construction zone of Sea World Iraq and its only a matter of time. Our only problem is that we still fear the problem of Hussein using Chemical Weapons and Landmines powered by Intel. I hope this war comes to a quick end and id like to invite you all to watch the first game next year of the Baghdad Bombers of the NFL"

oh and heres a girls away message

"just call me boobs"
 
You must log in or register to reply here.

TRENDING THREADS

Back
Top