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Best AIM Away message?

doing something better than talking to %n

always a fun one to see responses, and if you have not to bright friends they dont realize its not just them...

glitch
 
Lets see....some that are quintissentially PAB....

"I fought the law and the law won. So I'm on the run right now. Leave your number and I'll call you back once I get to a secure line."

VARIANT: "I fought the law and the law won. So I'm on the lam. Leave your number and I'll be sure to call you back when the heat dies down."

"I'm like rallispec right now. Dazed, confused, clueless, somewhere unbeknwonst to me and probably with a flat tire. Leave a message and I might find it when I get back."

My personal favorite:

"Well, she's done it again. Pumpkinbutt's given me another cornary and my cardiologist just bought a new condo in Maui. The ambulance will be here in a moment. BBIAW."

The rest are ripoff's from PA and the list of famous IRC quotes. Oh and "!@#%##%@&@^#&#^! " was the RossMAN response to when he found out I out Ferengi'd him on a dell rig.

-PAB

EDIT:

"I'm in your favorite away message, eh PAB? I'm flattered. "

You're in a lot of things. Usually headaches.
 
Some personal favs "Yes, I'm here...but i'm screening my IMs. I guess we'll know if I really like you or not, huh?"

And "No one wants to talk to you. No....not even me."
 
My personal Faves:

Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life - Mine

we are messengers of memory, just whispers in time - mine

life is the crummiest book I ever read,
there isn't a hook, just a lot of cheap shots,
pictures to shock and characters an amateur would never dream up - mine again

If your last name were Versmells, would you ever name your child Herbie - n0sec0ndBanaNa

 
here qare some more

Sorry, I'm busy downloading naked pictures of you off the internet...lot of pictures, so might take a while, see you in a bit

"doin stuff is overrated. Hitler did a lot of stuff, but don't you wish he would have just sat at home and gotten stoned instead?"

Sarcasm... like the cocktail is a lost art that people now a days just don't get...

While we're on the topic of dispensing obvious, but nevertheless handy advice, do NOT chop off your fingers with a meat cleaver. - that i stole from you Amnesiac

Yea, someone who can't figure out IM is using BSD. Good call.

The reason there are so many idiots in the world is because there are more laws to keep them alive

"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so." -- Douglas Adams

"I was standing in front of a fire exit in a casino. A guard came up to me and said "excuse me your blocking the fire exit". As if, if there was a fire, I wasn?t going to run.

If you take the graph of 1/x and revolve it around the x axis, the solid that it makes with a base at any X>1 and the tip extending into infinity has a finite volume and an infinite surface area. You could fill it with water but never paint it.

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading
- Henny Youngman

That?s the spirit! Drink anytime you can't do something!

 
Originally posted by: ManSnake
I am not available because I am playing a computer game that takes up the whole screen.
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Ummmmmmmm.... I made that one up a few years ago. Where did you get it?

 
"I don't like Cocaine, I just like the smell of it." --- I had read this before somewhere, but one of my friends had it as his.






KeyserSoze
 
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