Ben Carson's pyramid scheme

[IronWing]

Anything is possible with God.

 

[MomentsofSanity]

If only the Egyptians had some way to tell us in their own words the meaning of the pyramids.....

 

[IronWing]

If only the Egyptians had some way to tell us in their own words the meaning of the pyramids.....

Maybe they could draw us a picture.

 

[MomentsofSanity]

 

[DrPizza]

I cannot comprehend how that guy was actually a brain surgeon.

Is there really a record of him actually getting a medical degree?

 

[MomentsofSanity]

What's really sad is, no matter how ridiculous it is, there will be people who try to twist some way to rationalize it and explain to everyone what he really meant. Hopefully not someone here but...

 

[DrDoug]

I saw this one yesterday and loled...

He may be a brain surgeon but he's no genius...lol!

 

[Jimzz]

Ben Carson, making Trump look like the sane republican candidate for president.D:

 

[Linux23]

He got his degree from Cracker Jack U!

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Maybe he should speak with a neurosurgeon, he's clearly losing touch with reality. And I am not kidding.

"My own personal theory is that Joseph built the pyramids to store grain," Carson said.

Holy shitballs. This is the national front runner for the gop. Ho-lee shit-balls.

 

[Newell Steamer]

Stop being racist, guys! Criticizing Carson is clearly racist, guys! He obviously have valid and legitimate points that are in touch with reality, ergo, your criticism is unfounded and rooted in racism, guys!

 

[CitizenKain]

I seriously don't understand how Carson became a brain surgeon. I honestly thought a job like that would ween out the crazy people early on.

Was the sponge that was left in a patient's head actually his own?

 

[outriding]

Everyone knows the pryamids are landing pads for aliens...

 

[Victorian Gray]

 

[adamantine.me]

Haha, Victorian... Stop!

"And various of scientists have said, 'Well, you know there were alien beings that came down and they have special knowledge and that's how, you know, it doesn't require an alien being when God is with you."

 

[sportage]

Since when has stupidity been a disqualifying factor for the highest office in the land?
Ben Carson fits right in.
We truly need old Ben to further screw things up.
Or Donald.
I mean, who else is up for that task?

I still can't get over his ridiculous statement that brain surgery qualifies him for president BECAUSE brain surgery is harder.
Well...
Tell deceased JFK that....
The intelligence and political skill it took JFK to correctly read the soviets back during the Cuban Missile crisis was more difficult than any brain surgery Dr Ben has ever performed.
JFK and his wisdom saved America from nuclear war.
I wonder how many patients Dr Ben has lost that we will never know of?
And brain surgery gone bad never resulted in nuclear annihilation.
But if Dr Ben should be elected, I'd highly suggest rethinking your building of that bomb shelter. it just might come in handy under a Carson administration.

(Damn auto-spellcheck)

 

[khon]

It's amazing to me how little he cares about facts.

It's not like the pyramids are gone, they are still here, and you can go inside them. So he could easily go there and check, in which case he would find that they are almost solid stone, with no room to store large amounts of grain. Or he could simply check the internet to find that same information.

But he just does not care about reality, all he cares about is what is written in his book, and he's willing to ignore everything that contradicts it, even things he could see with his own eyes.

 

[cyclohexane]

It's amazing to me how little he cares about facts.

It's not like the pyramids are gone, they are still here, and you can go inside them. So he could easily go there and check, in which case he would find that they are almost solid stone, with no room to store large amounts of grain. Or he could simply check the internet to find that same information.

But he just does not care about reality, all he cares about is what is written in his book, and he's willing to ignore everything that contradicts it, even things he could see with his own eyes.

Perfect repub candidate.

 

[trenchfoot]

With Carson and Trump in the lead, I find it amazing that the RNC haven't found a way to get rid of those two, or is it that the RNC actually thinks they can somehow control either if, by some miracle, they win in the primaries?

It truly must be a nightmare for those big moneyed interests that are backing the other candidates.

But the one guy I really feel for (not really) is Jeb, the (previously) Chosen One. Hillary must be laughing her ass of about Jeb being shoved aside like that. As well, I think she can sympathize with him as she had her own nightmare come true with Obama.

Carson has got to have the slowest mouth or brain ever. I wonder if he's had to overcome some kind of speech impediment with the way he sloooooooowly enunciates his diction. I get frustrated just listening to him.

But that might actually work in his favor if he ever had to deal with Putin or Kim Jung ul. He'd win any argument with them just from them giving up trying to wait long enough for Carson to get his point across.

 

[Bitek]

Almost Ben.

The pyramid's were built to store grain for the goa'uld.

They would land the ships on the pyramids, resupply with food and slaves, then take off.

I have more proof than you do for this. You have your old book, riddled with factual errors, I have pictures.

 

[HomerJS]

Perfect repub candidate.

Perfect candidate for the most uniformed voters. Loyal Fox News viewers. Facts don't matter for them and that is scary, not Ben himself.

 

[ultimatebob]

You should watch the CNN interview he's doing now. He's having a borderline meltdown in his phone interview.

 

[IronWing]

Oh, snap!

 

[BxgJ]

You should watch the CNN interview he's doing now. He's having a borderline meltdown in his phone interview.

I heard the first part before I got to work, did it actually get worse?

 

[Fanatical Meat]

Ben doesn't want to be President like Bush. He's running simply because people wanted him to but unlike Bush he is doing well and needs to figure out a way to not get elected (consciously or unconsciously)