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Ben Affleck's genital joke

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It's Brutuskend.

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There is no reference to who published this.

It's a joke.
 
2 things stand out from this... joke or not...

1) WTF does this article keep referring to his as a 'heartthrob'? He is a fairly decent looking kid at best. Heart throb ... BS.

2) I dont get the mentality that .... well, I mean come on... I find it hard to believe that no one kicked his azz. Famous or Not... how many guys do you know that would have another guy put his balls on their neck and NOT hospitialze them?
 
2. Fruit Basket
The act of pulling your pants down, tucking your penis and testicles between your legs and behind your buttocks, then bending down to touch your toes while showing your bundled gonads and ass crack. Looks simliar to a large eye, large forheaded, long nosed cartoon character.

Kevin is in the hospital...should we send him a fruit basket?
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Best example line ever.
 
One can only hope that these kind of antics will keep him out of films, and I don't know why he gets roles because he sure can't act worth a damn.
 
He said: "I'd be sitting in the director's chair and every once in a while I'd feel something on my neck I'd be like, 'What was that?' And I'd turn around and he'd have his scrotum out and resting on my neck I was like, 'What is wrong with you, dude?'"
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I say bullsh!t. How on earth can you be oblivious to someone sneaking up behind you, arranging a platform to stand on, climbing onto said platform, removing his pantaloons, and awkwardly contorting his body into a position where he could put his scrotum on his neck. I think even Helen Keller could see that coming.
 
Originally posted by: middlehead
2. Fruit Basket
The act of pulling your pants down, tucking your penis and testicles between your legs and behind your buttocks, then bending down to touch your toes while showing your bundled gonads and ass crack. Looks simliar to a large eye, large forheaded, long nosed cartoon character.

Kevin is in the hospital...should we send him a fruit basket?
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Best example line ever.
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i laughed at that
 
Originally posted by: Brutuskend
Ben Affleck's genital joke
June 14, 2005, 12:08:50

Ben Affleck tormented co-star Christina Applegate on the set of 'Surviving Christmas' by flashing his genitals to her.

The stunning actress claims she was left stunned by the Hollywood heartthrob after he exposed himself while filming a scene for the festive comedy.

She said: "They were doing a shot of a briefcase and Ben just decided to put his 'stuff' on the case.

"It was gross
Applegate - who also starred in 'Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy' and 'The Sweetest Thing' - claims the revolting incident wasn't just a one-off, and revealed that Affleck constantly played crude jokes throughout the entire shoot.

She added: "He would always do stupid things like that.

Mooning, sticking his tongue in the director's ear.

He's very goofy".

Last week, it was revealed that Affleck tormented director Kevin Smith on the set of 'Jersey Girl' by playing an X-rated prank on him known as a "fruit basket".

The movie-maker said he was living on edge every day while filming because he never knew when the heartthrob was going to pull the disgusting stunt.

He said: "I'd be sitting in the director's chair and every once in a while I'd feel something on my neck I'd be like, 'What was that?' And I'd turn around and he'd have his scrotum out and resting on my neck I was like, 'What is wrong with you, dude?'"
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and here I thought kevin smith was the closeted homo...guess it was the other way around..
 
What? doesn't everyone try to put their sac someplace where it's "not suppose to be" at least once per day? Why this morning I tea-bagged my bosses coffee.....

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Originally posted by: Scarpozzi
I call shens. He'd be in jail by now...this is the U.S....not Cambodia. You can't get away with that here.
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So you can molest little kids and not go to jail if you're a celebrity but even being a celeb won't protect you in the event you try to drop your junk on someone's neck? Huh? Try again.

Anway, now we can add wierdo and closet homosexual to afflecks resume along with exceptionally crappy actor.
 
uhh how is this surprising? Affleck is nothing but a punk kid that got hot and stuck into hollywood. His 2 of best freinds are Kevin Smith and Jason Mayhews for cripes sakes.
 
Originally posted by: HumblePie
What? doesn't everyone try to put their sac someplace where it's "not suppose to be" at least once per day? Why this morning I tea-bagged my bosses coffee.....

😉 😀
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what you have to do to get paid is none of our businesses!
 
Originally posted by: Kevin1211
he had sex with J.Lo... so that kinda evens it out...
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Not sure if that is supposed to be a good thing or a bad thing.

I mean who hasn't had sex with J-Lo
 
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