Ben Affleck's genital joke

[Brutuskend]

Ben Affleck's genital joke
June 14, 2005, 12:08:50

Ben Affleck tormented co-star Christina Applegate on the set of 'Surviving Christmas' by flashing his genitals to her.

The stunning actress claims she was left stunned by the Hollywood heartthrob after he exposed himself while filming a scene for the festive comedy.

She said: "They were doing a shot of a briefcase and Ben just decided to put his 'stuff' on the case.

"It was gross
Applegate - who also starred in 'Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy' and 'The Sweetest Thing' - claims the revolting incident wasn't just a one-off, and revealed that Affleck constantly played crude jokes throughout the entire shoot.

She added: "He would always do stupid things like that.

Mooning, sticking his tongue in the director's ear.

He's very goofy".

Last week, it was revealed that Affleck tormented director Kevin Smith on the set of 'Jersey Girl' by playing an X-rated prank on him known as a "fruit basket".

The movie-maker said he was living on edge every day while filming because he never knew when the heartthrob was going to pull the disgusting stunt.

He said: "I'd be sitting in the director's chair and every once in a while I'd feel something on my neck I'd be like, 'What was that?' And I'd turn around and he'd have his scrotum out and resting on my neck I was like, 'What is wrong with you, dude?'"

 

[audi]

suckers!

 

[iamme]

fruit basket?

*goes to urbandictionary.com*

edit: :Q

 

[Qwest]

Originally posted by: Brutuskend

He said: "I'd be sitting in the director's chair and every once in a while I'd feel something on my neck I'd be like, 'What was that?' And I'd turn around and he'd have his scrotum out and resting on my neck I was like, 'What is wrong with you, dude?'"

WTF?

 

[BrokenVisage]

LOL, I'm at a loss.

 

[Hammer]

LOL

affleck was the bomb in phantoms yo!

 

[bmacd]

lmfao

-=bmacd=-

 

[maziwanka]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

this has to be a joke

 

[jman19]

W T F

Affleck is a disturbed person.

 

[iamme]

Originally posted by: Qwest

Originally posted by: Brutuskend

He said: "I'd be sitting in the director's chair and every once in a while I'd feel something on my neck I'd be like, 'What was that?' And I'd turn around and he'd have his scrotum out and resting on my neck I was like, 'What is wrong with you, dude?'"

WTF?

i would have punched him in the 'nads so hard they would have permanently retreated into his stomach.

 

[Zim Hosein]

:Q

 

[BlueWeasel]

Originally posted by: maziwanka
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

this has to be a joke

No, the joke is his acting skills.

 

[Brutuskend]

Originally posted by: maziwanka
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

this has to be a joke

Link

Don't ask HOW I came across this however...

 

[Sphexi]

I wouldn't be surprised if it were true, those people are just way too uptight. I mean Kevin Smith? This is a guy who had Carlin talking about sucking off truckers, how can ANYTHING be too gross for him?

 

[shud]

He acts like a lot of guys do. Putting your balls on people is instant hilarity.

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: Sphexi
I wouldn't be surprised if it were true, those people are just way too uptight. I mean Kevin Smith? This is a guy who had Carlin talking about sucking off truckers, how can ANYTHING be too gross for him?

That's a bit different than resting your sac on a dude's neck.

 

[agnitrate]

Bullsh!t! I wasn't even with a hooker today! HAHAH!

 

[Sphexi]

Originally posted by: nakedfrog

Originally posted by: Sphexi
I wouldn't be surprised if it were true, those people are just way too uptight. I mean Kevin Smith? This is a guy who had Carlin talking about sucking off truckers, how can ANYTHING be too gross for him?

That's a bit different than resting your sac on a dude's neck.

I've seen far worse. FAR worse. At least he didn't stick it in his ear.

 

[Insomniak]

lol fruit basket.

I dunno what's wrong with celebrities.

 

[Mrvile]

I dunno, still seems like shens to me.

Still gotta look up "fruit basket"

 

[Phoenix15]

Originally posted by: Mrvile
I dunno, still seems like shens to me.

Still gotta look up "fruit basket"

Then paste it here.

urbandictionay is blocked at teh workie place

 

[iamme]

tuck genitals between legs + moon victim. = fruit basket

 

[jadinolf]

Originally posted by: jman19
W T F

Affleck is a disturbed person.

No just Hollyweird. :frown:

 

[Scarpozzi]

I call shens. He'd be in jail by now...this is the U.S....not Cambodia. You can't get away with that here.

 

[tfinch2]

Originally posted by: iamme
tuck genitals between legs + moon victim. = fruit basket

fruit basket FTW!