Being sick sucks.

[Eli]

Originally posted by: Valhalla1
I was crazy sick yesterday

hit me suddenly, I had literal rivers of crap spewing from my ass, and while this was happening I had to puke so I grabbed the trashcan and puked into it while crap was still spewing

then I puked several more times, and sharted in my pants like 4 times during the course of the day, twice while puking in the toilet, there was nothing I could do

That's called food poisoning.

 

[iamme]

:chickensoup;

 

[tami]

i was sick for 2 weeks and now i'm better, thankfully. i wouldn't want my ears popping when i fly to florida on thursday!

 

[Valhalla1]

Originally posted by: Eli

Originally posted by: Valhalla1
I was crazy sick yesterday

hit me suddenly, I had literal rivers of crap spewing from my ass, and while this was happening I had to puke so I grabbed the trashcan and puked into it while crap was still spewing

then I puked several more times, and sharted in my pants like 4 times during the course of the day, twice while puking in the toilet, there was nothing I could do

That's called food poisoning.

well I dont doubt it, all I had to eat was a breakfast toaster bacon/egg/chez sandwich from sonic, and like 3 hours later I was 0wned

god I will never go there again

 

[Eli]

Originally posted by: Valhalla1

Originally posted by: Eli

Originally posted by: Valhalla1
I was crazy sick yesterday

hit me suddenly, I had literal rivers of crap spewing from my ass, and while this was happening I had to puke so I grabbed the trashcan and puked into it while crap was still spewing

then I puked several more times, and sharted in my pants like 4 times during the course of the day, twice while puking in the toilet, there was nothing I could do

That's called food poisoning.

well I dont doubt it, all I had to eat was a breakfast toaster bacon/egg/chez sandwich from sonic, and like 3 hours later I was 0wned

god I will never go there again

That'll do it.... mmm, raw bacon and/or eggs.....

As far as I know, food poisoning is about the only thing that will induce sh!t like that(no pun intended...) for such a short period of time.

 

[Yo Ma Ma]

Originally posted by: yukichigai

Originally posted by: KLin
why take a pain killer for a cold?

Because all you can do is treat the symptoms of a cold, and Vicodin will definitely treat the symptoms.

lol

 

[monk3y]

Nyquil works wonders 😀

 

5/500s are weak.
Take at least 4.

 

[Mookow]

Originally posted by: Amused
Yes, but is being sucked sick?

Depends. Does this involve imtim83, his dog, and some peanut butter again?

 

[artikk]

Originally posted by: DAGTA
In a related question: Why do so many men turn into pansies when they get sick? Most men whine more than women when they get a cold. I don't get it.

Because men don't whine when they're not sick and women do.

 

[SearchMaster]

Ugh, I've been pondering posting the same thing. My entire family fought a stomach bug last weekend, except me, and I'd hoped I escaped.

Wrong.

Fortunately it seems short-lived so hopefully I'll be better tomorrow.

 

[Eli]

Originally posted by: SampSon
5/500s are weak.
Take at least 4.

Yes, they are.. I've taken two..

I don't think my liver would like 2000mg of acetaminophen... lol

 

[sharkeeper]

You have a fever eh?

I cannot believe nobody has mentioned this but you should try even more of this!

😛

 

[aidanjm]

Originally posted by: Eli

Originally posted by: Amused
Yes, but is being sucked sick?

*ponders for a moment*

No.

Wait, is the sucker male or female?

😛

You think that makes a difference in terms of the physical sensations? 😛

 

[tweakmm]

Originally posted by: Eli

Originally posted by: nakedfrog

Originally posted by: Eli

Originally posted by: nakedfrog
Take an herbal remedy ;P

I've already eaten 3200mg of echinacea in the last 2 days, along with 3334% of my RDV for Vitamin C.....

Caught this one too late I guess.

Wrong herb...

Ah!

Well, yeah.. but it doesen't exactly help the cough. 😛

I'm sick too: nasty cough, congested out the ass and slight fever. I really wish I could make use of some herbal remedies but that would make my cough so much worse. I think tomorrow I'm going to bake some brownies. 😀

 

[KoolDrew]

I was sick on my birthday during the weekend. It sucked.

 

[radioouman]

I am still getting over a cold. I went running tonight and could only handle 1.2 miles. 🙁

 

[tweakmm]

Originally posted by: Eli

Originally posted by: SampSon
5/500s are weak.
Take at least 4.

Yes, they are.. I've taken two..

I don't think my liver would like 2000mg of acetaminophen... lol

Depending on how many you have, it might be worth your while to remove the tylenol.