Behold, the power of David Hasselhoff.....

[MazerRackham]

LOL! Hasselhoff 101 should be taught at all major universities!!

 

[BlueWeasel]

Reviewer: joseph_kaye from Salt Mine #712, Shaft D, Siberia

Down here in the salt mines, there is very little joy.
Breaking salt boulders in the cold sun--we fought the
law, but the law, it won. And so it goes, day after
day, filling up the little Cellinis and sending them
up in the wicker basket to the mine boss above.

Until one day, from out of nowhere, Boriska came
running up screaming "I have found it! Here it is!"
and waved before our eyes the fabled "Looking For-Best
of David Hasselhoff [IMPORT]". I cannot tell you
what a difference it has made in our pathetic lives
to have this blonde canary in our midst. Every day
we play this CD and dance in gay abandon, forgetting
our cares for 4:12, 3:22, or even 5:41 minutes at a
time. Dourif Hassleblaad, you have brought (salty)
tears of joy to our cracked cheeks.

The song "Hot Shot City" is particularly good.

From reading that and watching the video at the same time, I am almost crying from laughing so hard...