Chicken, then pork (pork chops, ham and bacon!!!)
You other fine, young, cannibals can have all the fatty, gristly beef you can choke on and the clogged arteries and heart attacks, too.
On a side note, it's amazing how many types of beef like lard, flavorings and extracts ends up in the foods you eat, whether you want to eat beef, or not.
I bought a few cans of Campbell's Homestyle Creole-Style chicken with red beans and rice at the store without reading the label first recently. After all, it's chicken, right? Well, not entirely. It contains delicious beef extract. I imagine a cooked cow stuck in some sort of giant funnel where they press it down from the top until all the delicious beef extracts all drip out. Like the pink slime of extracts. Yuck. Thanks but no thanks. I will either take it back, or give it to a neighbor.
Chicken Stock, Tomato Puree (Water, Tomato Paste), Diced Tomatoes In Tomato Juice, Roasted White Meat Chicken, Green Peppers, Celery, Okra, Rice, Kidney Beans, Contains Less Than 2% of: Lower Sodium Natural Sea Salt, Onions, Garlic, Wheat Flour, Butterfat [Milk], Extra Virgin Olive Oil, Xanthan Gum, Potato Starch, Chinese Cabbage Extract, Pork, Maltodextrin, Locust Bean Gum, Yeast Extract, Wheat Starch, Beef Extract, Flavoring, Smoke Flavoring, Spice.
I bought a Walmart cooked whole chicken once. While I was eating it, me and my spouse thought it tasted a bit off somehow, but we couldn't figure out what it was about it, and since it looked OK and was freshly made and hot, we ate it all anyway thoroughly doused in BBQ sauce to hide the odd taste. A bit later on, we both started burping profusely and had indigestion and couldn't figure out what the problem was. So I dug the package out of the trash, and buried in the ingredients was the fact the whole chicken had been INJECTED and COATED with DELICIOUS BEEF JUICES! WTF!!! (But not all of their whole chickens are prepared this way. Just a FYI and read the label first!)
I also bought some frozen, breaded Italian style chicken patties before in tomato sauce. They had the ingredients listed separately according to what it was on the package. They listed the sauce and ingredients, which I read to make sure there was no beef chunks in the sauce, but I neglected to read all the chicken patty ingredients before I bought it. Just like the whole chicken above, I prepared it with some pasta and garlic bread on the side and when we started eating it the taste was AWFUL. It tasted like spoiled chicken patties and when you scraped off the breading, it had a light greenish tint to it. I dug the package out of the trash, and they had used ground BEEF, beef flavorings, and beef broth in the chicken patties themselves 3 different ways! WTF!!!
Not to mention, I went to a local Italian place one day and ordered an Italian style breaded chicken breast, and I was starving when I got it and dug into it and ate several bites, then noticed it didn't taste quite right, and the texture was off. Well, I scrapped off the breading and found out they had served me VEAL because they were out of chicken and thought I wouldn't mind! WTF!!!
Chicken does NOT equal BEEF. And the 2 tastes are disgusting mixed together and I simply don't understand why anyone in their right mind would think otherwise when they are cooking up this slop in some test kitchen someplace.