Bauer vs. Bond vs. Bourne

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K1052

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Originally posted by: NightTrain
Bond was always right at the point of getting his ass kicked and would set fire to someone or plonk them on the head with a statue. I don't think he would be able to take Bourne hand to hand.

Bond would disarm him with witty banter.
 

KeyserSoze

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Originally posted by: K1052
Originally posted by: NightTrain
Bond was always right at the point of getting his ass kicked and would set fire to someone or plonk them on the head with a statue. I don't think he would be able to take Bourne hand to hand.

Bond would disarm him with witty banter.


See, Bauer doesn't have time for those Mickey Mouse games. He just does whatever he has to do to get the job done. None of this comedic crap, and stupid one-liners.




KeyserSoze
 

K1052

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Originally posted by: KeyserSoze
Originally posted by: K1052
Originally posted by: NightTrain
Bond was always right at the point of getting his ass kicked and would set fire to someone or plonk them on the head with a statue. I don't think he would be able to take Bourne hand to hand.

Bond would disarm him with witty banter.


See, Bauer doesn't have time for those Mickey Mouse games. He just does whatever he has to do to get the job done. None of this comedic crap, and stupid one-liners.


KeyserSoze

Bond gets down to business when he has to. He will chase you through the streets of St. Petersburg in a stolen russian tank and derail your getaway train with it.

Plus, he gets all the ladies.
 

NightTrain

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Originally posted by: K1052
Bond gets down to business when he has to. He will chase you through the streets of St. Petersburg in a stolen russian tank and derail your getaway train with it.

Plus, he gets all the ladies.

He also doesn't let a pretty face get in the way of business...witness Connery choking the chick with her bikini top.
 

K1052

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Originally posted by: NightTrain
Originally posted by: K1052
Bond gets down to business when he has to. He will chase you through the streets of St. Petersburg in a stolen russian tank and derail your getaway train with it.

Plus, he gets all the ladies.

He also doesn't let a pretty face get in the way of business...witness Connery choking the chick with her bikini top.

He also shot that double crossing bitch Elektra King.
 

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Bond for the sexy ladies and sexy cars.
Bourne for youth, intelligence, and general kick-ass factor.
Bauer for kick-ass factor and having the least finesse.
 
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Originally posted by: NightTrain
Originally posted by: K1052
Bond gets down to business when he has to. He will chase you through the streets of St. Petersburg in a stolen russian tank and derail your getaway train with it.

Plus, he gets all the ladies.

He also doesn't let a pretty face get in the way of business...witness Connery choking the chick with her bikini top.



Bond is the 1st and still the best. All others are wannabes. Don't forget, all bond needs is his trust Walther PPK.
 

KeyserSoze

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Well, the pole definitely is going the way I wanted it to.

Time for some Republican Math.




KeyserSoze
 

spacejamz

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wow, just realized that

JB = James Bond/Jack Bauer/Jason Bourne....

coincidence????
 

PanzerIV

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Bond is suave and sophisticated and able to infiltrate top secret organizations bent on dominating the world and still have the ladies swooning. Coupled with Q's ingenious gadgets the man is unstoppable!
 

Nozirev

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All three can kick ass.

Bond and Bauer both do what they need to, to get the job done. Bauer and Bond both would have killed Wombosi.
Bauer and Bourne are both emotional messes. Probably the realism behind the characters.

Its best to not cross any of them.

So when it comes down to it. Bond ability to score with nearly every woman he wants (friend or foe) pushes him to the edge, as Bourne and Bauer don't have anything close.