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barbers should shut the hell up and realize we have social anxiety

I got weirded out by the happy ending girls. It took 3 weeks before i realized I would of had a happy ending for an additional 20 dollars. i am not a smart man.
 
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its a match made in heavan.
 
A thread I can get behind. Just stfu and cut the hair ASAP. Friendly pleasantries of course, but please no incessant rambling.
 
so you're like each other's nemeses? (I had to look up the plural of nemesis just for that...).

They usually talk to me for the first time then they see I'm derp and give up.
 
Mixolydian said:
The person who I always have cut my hair is a smoking-hot, 20-something chick. She can talk to me as much as she wants.
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Why? They only have the most inane things to say. The girl who used to cut my hair in 2013 had a breathalyzer car ignition and was constantly getting into trouble and doing dumb shit. And talking about reality TV. She was smoking-hot, but I don't see what that has to do with talking? I prefer my smoking hot chicks to be seen and not heard.
 
Nebor said:
Why? They only have the most inane things to say. The girl who used to cut my hair in 2013 had a breathalyzer car ignition and was constantly getting into trouble and doing dumb shit. And talking about reality TV. She was smoking-hot, but I don't see what that has to do with talking? I prefer my smoking hot chicks to be seen and not heard.
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grats on hot chicks shampooing your hair and leaning on your neck.
 
social anxiety sucks man

people that don't have it have no idea

it comes from having a crazy, unstable childhood

we literally never feel as relaxed as non-anxiety having people because we are always thinking the rug is gonna be pulled out from underneath our lives

i just saw a coworker at the grocery store and i was all "hey wahts up brah" but like 12 seconds into the conversation i was just like "uhh i gotta go" cuz my hands get sweaty
 
futurefields said:
social anxiety sucks man

people that don't have it have no idea

it comes from having a crazy, unstable childhood

we literally never feel as relaxed as non-anxiety having people because we are always thinking the rug is gonna be pulled out from underneath our lives

i just saw a coworker at the grocery store and i was all "hey wahts up brah" but like 12 seconds into the conversation i was just like "uhh i gotta go" cuz my hands get sweaty
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succinctly said ...you know man.
 
They probably have psychological issues with touching strangers. So conversation flowing can assuage any awkwardness or pregnant silence.

If you were raised in a talkative family silence is awkward or even rude.
 
It's been decades since I went to a pay to cut place. Normally I participate in a spiritual ritual semi-weekly where my head is over the toilet and the wife and I sacrifice my hair to Cthulu. But...I suppose if I were to pay a stupid amount (10+) per haircut...I would appreciate...I don't know, a rub and tug? Maybe a blow job? I mean give me something. It's like paying to have your nails clipped. But you're right, no talking is required either way.
 
Elevenpog said:
It's been decades since I went to a pay to cut place. Normally I participate in a spiritual ritual semi-weekly where my head is over the toilet and the wife and I sacrifice my hair to Cthulu. But...I suppose if I were to pay a stupid amount (10+) per haircut...I would appreciate...I don't know, a rub and tug? Maybe a blow job? I mean give me something. It's like paying to have your nails clipped. But you're right, no talking is required either way.
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Im telling on you..lol
 
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