Bah... YAGT (Holy cow, you guys just can't let this one go!)

[gotsmack]

What if she says no and spits in your burger.

 

[xirtam]

Well, then I guess I hope it wasn't you at the drive thru window.

 

[xirtam]

Originally posted by: gotsmack
What if she says no and spits in your burger.

I've thought of something along those lines, but then realized that the fear was unjustified. She doesn't handle the food, although she might decide to keep my change.

 

[Looney]

*boggled*

LOL a survey? Has this actually worked for you in the past?

 

[xirtam]

Originally posted by: Moralpanic
*boggled*

LOL a survey? Has this actually worked for you in the past?

Yeah, believe it or not. Used it in the mall.

 

[MainFramed]

how bout "i lost my number can i have yours?" or maybe a "look i sure aint no fred flinestone but i sure could make your bed rock " or maybe even "i lost my teddy bear, could i sleep with you?" and if you were really desprate you could always whip out the "kiss me if im wrong but isint your name (insert name you have never heard of)"

 

[xirtam]

Originally posted by: MainFramed
how bout "i lost my number can i have yours?" or maybe a "look i sure aint no fred flinestone but i sure could make your bed rock " or maybe even "i lost my teddy bear, could i sleep with you?" and if you were really desprate you could always whip out the "kiss me if im wrong but isint your name (insert name you have never heard of)"

Look, I'm desperate... but I'm not *that* desperate.

 

[BAMAVOO]

Or you could pull out your "Willy" and say would you rather play with that grilled beef or my hot beef


Get some nads and go say Hello my name is _ _ _ _ what is yours. Of course you could just read her name tag and say hello _ _ _ _ _


20 years old..Stop acting 10.. Is far better to have loved and lost than to have never loved..

Man you are making me corny...I said corny not horn_

 

[AUMM]

aww u guys suck, i wanted to see what she would do if he did the survey thing haha

 

[xirtam]

Originally posted by: AUMM
aww u guys suck, i wanted to see what she would do if he did the survey thing haha

Well if I don't get any better ideas, it's still an option. So far all I've heard is lame pickup lines and the direct approach. If I don't have the balls for the direct approach, it's the survey. But I'd rather not... it's ranking almost as low as some of the cheesy pickup lines.

 

[Analog]

 

[MainFramed]

Originally posted by: xirtam

Originally posted by: AUMM
aww u guys suck, i wanted to see what she would do if he did the survey thing haha

Well if I don't get any better ideas, it's still an option. So far all I've heard is lame pickup lines and the direct approach. If I don't have the balls for the direct approach, it's the survey. But I'd rather not... it's ranking almost as low as some of the cheesy pickup lines.

do it, its still a good idea imo

 

[Spac3d]

Originally posted by: AUMM
aww u guys suck, i wanted to see what she would do if he did the survey thing haha

 

[xirtam]

Or you could pull out your "Willy" and say would you rather play with that grilled beef or my hot beef

You forget... I'm actually trying with this one.

Get some nads and go say Hello my name is _ _ _ _ what is yours. Of course you could just read her name tag and say hello _ _ _ _ _

Tried for the name tag, couldn't see it through the drive thru window.

20 years old..Stop acting 10.. Is far better to have loved and lost than to have never loved..

When I was 10, I was more interested in playing with electrolytic capacitors than thinking about women. And in reference to your statement, I can't get the image of Tommy Lee Jones out of my head when he says in MIB: "Try it sometime."

Man you are making me corny...I said corny not horn_

I can't make you corny. I can show you the door, but you're going to have to walk through it.

 

[xirtam]

Originally posted by: MainFramed

Originally posted by: xirtam

Originally posted by: AUMM
aww u guys suck, i wanted to see what she would do if he did the survey thing haha

Well if I don't get any better ideas, it's still an option. So far all I've heard is lame pickup lines and the direct approach. If I don't have the balls for the direct approach, it's the survey. But I'd rather not... it's ranking almost as low as some of the cheesy pickup lines.

do it, its still a good idea imo

Yeah, ranks right up there with the rest of your good ideas.

 

[BAMAVOO]

Bah..Just ask for her number through the window..I picked up a girl that way..A long time ago..We dated a while then went our happy ways..


I just said "Hey, can I have your number." She was like "sure". That was that.


Easy as pie.. Warm apple pie

 

[gotsmack]

Originally posted by: xirtam

Originally posted by: gotsmack
What if she says no and spits in your burger.

I've thought of something along those lines, but then realized that the fear was unjustified. She doesn't handle the food, although she might decide to keep my change.

But she can tell the food handler to spit in your food, and then make fun of you when you leave. Next time you go there the'll all laugh at you while pointing.

but if you still want to chance it you should use "Can I have your number"

 

[xirtam]

Originally posted by: gotsmack

Originally posted by: xirtam

Originally posted by: gotsmack
What if she says no and spits in your burger.

I've thought of something along those lines, but then realized that the fear was unjustified. She doesn't handle the food, although she might decide to keep my change.

But she can tell the food handler to spit in your food, and then make fun of you when you leave. Next time you go there the'll all laugh at you while pointing.

but if you still want to chance it you should use "Can I have your number"

I'm going out of my way to go to that burger king anyway. If they spit in my food and laugh at me, why do you think I'd go there again?

I think I'll find something to do and ask her if she wants to join me. Asking for her number isn't exactly the same as asking for a date, and I'd be tempting her with the classic, "sure, you can look me up in the white pages" reply.

 

[joohang]

Originally posted by: GiLtY

Originally posted by: Deeko
wtf

 

[StinkyMeat]

This post is hilarious. Good luck man.

 

[notfred]

Make sure to introduce yourself as a spelling nazi who stalks guys on the internet.

 

[xirtam]

Originally posted by: notfred
Make sure to introduce yourself as a spelling nazi who stalks guys on the internet.

If I do that, I'll make sure to capitalize NAZI. =P

But I don't think that'll improve my chances. Duly noted, though.

 

[eakers]

just ask for her name and number so you can call and ask her out

that is, if you want to date someone that works at burger king.

 

[GiLtY]

Originally posted by: MainFramed
"kids, i met your mom at the local burger king, when i was back in college........damn she could whip up a whopper"

Can you picture yourself telling her this???

LMAO!

 

[weezergirl]

HAHAHHA. this thread is great. I thought I was sick of yagt threads but then i read this one and am once again entertained.

seriously, just ask for her number. you're making this way too dificult but if she rejects you, just know people asking u out thru the drive thru window are already sorta creepy but maybe she's into that.