Bacon Whores

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: ViRGE
The Internet will be the downfall of mankind(note I didn't say human kind). Bacon Whores, Wing Women, cam whores, Craigslist; men will never have to work for anything again(besides money of course).:Q This is going to be like the Marilyn MonRobot/Lucy Lubot problem from Futurama.

"The downfall of society truly began when men started to realize they didn't actually want a woman, they just wanted someone to cook bacon for them in the morning."
😛

 

[DrVos]

I cook bacon in a microwave so that I dont have to deal with a greasy pan...does that make me evil?

 

[DainBramaged]

Originally posted by: Zim Hosein

Your zip code 1XXXX is covered by our New York office.

Due to overwhelming demand, there are currently no BaconWhores appointments available in the next two weeks. Check back soon for updated availability!

🙁

Chicago for me. And they too are quite overwhelmed. 🙁

 

[DanDaMan315]

Thats just weird, although I do love bacon.

 

[TRUMPHENT]

Originally posted by: dsfunk
booked solid in my area too

Mine as well. Their damn T-Shirts are out of stock too. Maybe some fool is letting his seldom worn BaconWhores T-Shirt go on E-Bay!?😛

 

[IH8 Money]

Ok, the hot chicks I understand, but just bacon?
The sad part is it's booked solid in Seattle.

I should start EggManWhores
the husband can get bacon, and eggs for the wife.

 

[funboy6942]

If they are so booked I want to hear from the masses that have had the bacon whore come cook bacon. What brand, was it any good, did they clean up afterwards?

I smell bacon, I cant read, whats in that whore, gimmie whats in that whore! Yummy whore bacon! We cook in natural bacon greese. All natural NO S.T.D. or M.S.G. added.

 

[alien42]

funny
they sure are putting a lot of effort into just selling t-shirts

 

[LeadMagnet]

Originally posted by: Gobadgrs
itll be even funnier when a 300 lb hairy guy shows up at your door to cook it

yeah - BUT - you know - he KNOWS how to really cook.

 

[Baked]

I wanna see the bacon whores cook them buck naked.

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: Baked
I wanna see the bacon whores cook them buck naked.

Ouch.