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Bacon Whores

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alm4rr

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Because the only thing better than bacon, is someone to cook it for you. Finally you can have tasty, sizzling bacon, without all the shopping, planning, and preparation. Just schedule your appointment at baconwhores.com and our trained experts will come and prepare the bacon for you, exactly the way you like it!

http://www.baconwhores.com/howitworks.html
 
Your zip code 1XXXX is covered by our New York office.

Due to overwhelming demand, there are currently no BaconWhores appointments available in the next two weeks. Check back soon for updated availability!
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I so want that! Not even offered in my area tho 🙁

Damn, booked up in Vegas too! I thought maybe I could do it there while I'm on spring break.
 
The Internet will be the downfall of mankind(note I didn't say human kind). Bacon Whores, Wing Women, cam whores, Craigslist; men will never have to work for anything again(besides money of course).:Q This is going to be like the Marilyn MonRobot/Lucy Lubot problem from Futurama.
 
Originally posted by: Gobadgrs
itll be even funnier when a 300 lb hairy guy shows up at your door to cook it
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I'd be in such a lazy mood, I wouldn't even care. Just get me my food. 🙂
 
Sorry, BaconWhores is not currently available for your zip code XXXXX. Please check back soon, as we are rapidly expanding to cover more communities.

They better expand fast. I'm hungry for some bacon--whores.
 
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