Bacon is overrated

[schneiderguy]

I have nothing against bacon, it tastes good. But it's not the food of the gods like the bacon fanboys would have you to believe.

In fact, CHEESE is.

Think of a bacon cheeseburger. Would it be any good if you took out the cheese? Nope. No one eats bacon burgers. Would it be any good if you took out the bacon? Yep, still tasty, not as tasty as with the bacon, but still tasty.

Cheese makes many more foods taste good than bacon. Without cheese you wouldn't have pizza. Burritos and pasta and burgers wouldn't be as delicious. Our civilization would be dreary and bleak without cheese. We could survive without bacon, but not without the REAL best food evar, cheese.

inb4 butthurt bacon fanboys

 

[mmntech]

Ban?

 

[DaveSimmons]

Duh, there'd be no pizza without cheese, and as I always say:

Pizza is nature's most perfect food

 

[Newbian]

 

[amish]

blasphemy!

so how does one make bacon??? leaving milk out until it spoils?

 

[busydude]

 

[IHateMyJob2004]

Cheese on it's own ... OK
hamburger patty on its own .... bla
Bacon on its own .... boner

 

[alfa147x]

pancetta. Ftw

 

[schneiderguy]

Cheese on it's own ... OK
hamburger patty on its own .... bla
Bacon on its own .... boner

I would rather eat cheese on it's own than bacon on it's own. I feel like such a fatass shoveling in strip after strip of bacon D:

 

[TallBill]

Cheese on it's own ... OK
hamburger patty on its own .... bla
Bacon on its own .... boner

Fascinating rebuttal.

 

[BUTCH1]

For good this time....

 

[mmntech]

Been awhile since I've read her comics. :thumbsup:

 

[Texashiker]

Bacon is overrated

I fourth the motion for a ban.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Bacon is delicious when it's real bacon and not that microwave shit. A good bacon sandwich is almost as good as a hamburger.

Sandwich cheese is disgusting, btw.

 

[lxskllr]

Goes to show, even the dimmest amongst us have moments of genius :^D

I agree 100%

 

[schneiderguy]

Bacon is delicious when it's real bacon and not that microwave shit. A good bacon sandwich is almost as good as a hamburger.

Sandwich cheese is disgusting, btw.

What is sandwich cheese?

Bacon sandwiches are not anywhere close to the deliciousness of a hamburger. They are lacking the correct meat:bread ratio.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

What is sandwich cheese?

Bacon sandwiches are not anywhere close to the deliciousness of a hamburger. They are lacking the correct meat:bread ratio.

Anything that comes in slices, with a gooey texture. Only powdered cheese and brick cheese are worthy.

What ratio is that? A bacon sandwich can contain anywhere from two to a bazillion strips. Just pile them up accordingly.

 

[Newbian]

What is sandwich cheese?

Bacon sandwiches are not anywhere close to the deliciousness of a hamburger. They are lacking the correct meat:bread ratio.

I would assume stuff like kraft singles or such where it is more processed cheese meant to use in sandwiches and in individual slices.

 

[lxskllr]

I use block cheese for sandwiches. Cheese slices suck unless they're cut from real cheese at a shop.

 

[schneiderguy]

Anything that comes in slices, with a gooey texture. Only powdered cheese and brick cheese are worthy.

What ratio is that? A bacon sandwich can contain anywhere from two to a bazillion strips. Just pile them up accordingly.

A pile of bacon with an equal thickness to a hamburger would be like 100 strips

 

[goobernoodles]

Man speaks the truth. Bacon is great, but cheese is awesome.

Especially since it makes me fart. And what's better than farting?

 

[GundamW]

Why not both?

Now, I am hungry for a juicy burger with bacon AND cheese...

 

[Dirigible]

Cheese is indeed at the pinnacle of foodly deliciosity.

 

[IcePickFreak]

 

[schneiderguy]

Cheese is indeed at the pinnacle of foodly deliciosity.

:thumbsup: Dirigible knows what's up