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Awkward Starbucks conversation

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hiromizu

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So I'm getting my usual morning coffee when I notice the girl in front of me in the line. She also notices the excessively handsome young lad behind her and she smiles good morning.

Very cute but has a bulge.

So charmingly I congratulate her on her pregnancy and ask how many months and she tells me that she isn't pregnant.

I thought I've learned this lesson when I did the same thing when I met my current gf. Sigh.
 
Originally posted by: hiromizu
So I'm getting my usual morning coffee when I notice the girl in front of me in the line. She also notices the excessively handsome young lad behind her and she smiles good morning.

Very cute but has a bulge.

So charmingly I congratulate her on her pregnancy and ask how many months and she tells me that she isn't pregnant.

I thought I've learned this lesson when I did the same thing when I met my current gf. Sigh.
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So she was a fatty?
 
Originally posted by: buck
Originally posted by: hiromizu
So I'm getting my usual morning coffee when I notice the girl in front of me in the line. She also notices the excessively handsome young lad behind her and she smiles good morning.

Very cute but has a bulge.

So charmingly I congratulate her on her pregnancy and ask how many months and she tells me that she isn't pregnant.

I thought I've learned this lesson when I did the same thing when I met my current gf. Sigh.
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So she was a fatty?
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I'm guessing it was the Myspace angle look.
 
Originally posted by: hiromizu
Originally posted by: buck
Originally posted by: hiromizu
So I'm getting my usual morning coffee when I notice the girl in front of me in the line. She also notices the excessively handsome young lad behind her and she smiles good morning.

Very cute but has a bulge.

So charmingly I congratulate her on her pregnancy and ask how many months and she tells me that she isn't pregnant.

I thought I've learned this lesson when I did the same thing when I met my current gf. Sigh.
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So she was a fatty?
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I'm guessing it was the Myspace angle look.
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Usually when I greet a cutie at starbucks, I am the one with the bulge.
 
Hahaha

Today I had one of those with a coworker. We were talking and she said one of her friends always says "I like my women like my coffee, hot and black", so without thinking too much I respond with "I like my women like my cottage cheese, chunky and white". We sat in silence for a few after that one.

Oh and no I don't like my women chunky and white, white sure but not chunky 😛
 
Yeah, I think most people have had to learn that lesson the hard way.

But it only takes one incident for it to sink in.
 
Originally posted by: DisgruntledVirus
Hahaha

Today I had one of those with a coworker. We were talking and she said one of her friends always says "I like my women like my coffee, hot and black", so without thinking too much I respond with "I like my women like my cottage cheese, chunky and white". We sat in silence for a few after that one.

Oh and no I don't like my women chunky and white, white sure but not chunky 😛
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I think someone just admitted they're a chub chaser. :Q
 
Originally posted by: hiromizu
Originally posted by: Amused
I thought everyone knew you NEVER assume pregnancy. NEVER.
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It's hard to be rational when there's a hot chick in front of you.
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Not to be rude, but how hot could she be if she was big enough for you to think shes pregnant?
 
The only time you can comment on a woman being pregnant is if you actually see the baby coming out. The rest of the time stfu.
 
OUCH. cannot recover from that.
When in doubt, always assume fat, not preggo.
 
Originally posted by: buck
Originally posted by: hiromizu
Originally posted by: Amused
I thought everyone knew you NEVER assume pregnancy. NEVER.
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It's hard to be rational when there's a hot chick in front of you.
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Not to be rude, but how hot could she be if she was big enough for you to think shes pregnant?
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I don't have any preggo fetishes but her face made me assume she was a naturally thin chick until I noticed her waist so I thought just to be nice, I'd say something positive and uplifting about her pregnancy.
 
Originally posted by: hiromizu
So I'm getting my usual morning coffee when I notice the girl in front of me in the line. She also notices the excessively handsome young lad behind her and she smiles good morning.

Very cute but has a bulge.

So charmingly I congratulate her on her pregnancy and ask how many months and she tells me that she isn't pregnant.

I thought I've learned this lesson when I did the same thing when I met my current gf. Sigh.
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I thought she was gonna be a MAN! :Q
 
Originally posted by: K1052
Originally posted by: DisgruntledVirus
Hahaha

Today I had one of those with a coworker. We were talking and she said one of her friends always says "I like my women like my coffee, hot and black", so without thinking too much I respond with "I like my women like my cottage cheese, chunky and white". We sat in silence for a few after that one.

Oh and no I don't like my women chunky and white, white sure but not chunky 😛
Click to expand...

I think someone just admitted they're a chub chaser. :Q
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i thought "chub, was short for a hard on? if so :shocked:
 
It was a bit of a bad call. I just carried on my way as if nothing happened. I'm sure this wasn't her first time either.
 
I hate to be the thread killjoy, but don't you know what a pregnant woman looks like? There's a pretty distinct difference between fat and preggers unless she has some seriously awkward genes.

But yeah, you learned your lesson 🙂
 
Originally posted by: rasczak
Originally posted by: K1052
Originally posted by: DisgruntledVirus
Hahaha

Today I had one of those with a coworker. We were talking and she said one of her friends always says "I like my women like my coffee, hot and black", so without thinking too much I respond with "I like my women like my cottage cheese, chunky and white". We sat in silence for a few after that one.

Oh and no I don't like my women chunky and white, white sure but not chunky 😛
Click to expand...

I think someone just admitted they're a chub chaser. :Q
Click to expand...

i thought "chub, was short for a hard on? if so :shocked:
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Or a to describe having a fetish for the plus size folks
 
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