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JujuFish

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Feb 3, 2005
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Originally posted by: thirdeye
Originally posted by: BoberFett
Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
Minus whale give them (aprons and spatulas | gas nozzles | paper or plastic) now and get them pointed towards a life's goal they can accomplish.

- M4H

Minus whale?

Minus whale?

Do you mean "Might as well?"

How's that (apron and spatula | gas nozzle | paper or plastic) working out for ya?

Haha, I saw that but I thought it was just strange typo. I never thought it was meant to mean "Might as well"

Looks like an intentional southern hick accent to me.
 

pontifex

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Dec 5, 2000
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Originally posted by: BoberFett
Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
Minus whale give them (aprons and spatulas | gas nozzles | paper or plastic) now and get them pointed towards a life's goal they can accomplish.

- M4H

Minus whale?

Minus whale?

Do you mean "Might as well?"

How's that (apron and spatula | gas nozzle | paper or plastic) working out for ya?

bahahahaha. i was hoping someone else caught that!
 

Jahee

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Sep 21, 2006
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Originally posted by: otispunkmeyer
in my school, two yr 10 students (14-15year old) were caught in a lift, not having sex, but the lad was applying his tongue to an entirely different set of lips than you would expect

:Q You crazy northeners!
 
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Lola

This is truly one of the most disturbing articles I have read in a long while.
Like others have said... I did not even know what sex was at that age and was still playing barbies and dress up. :(
 

Descartes

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Originally posted by: LolaWiz
This is truly one of the most disturbing articles I have read in a long while.
Like others have said... I did not even know what sex was at that age and was still playing barbies and dress up. :(

Same here, minus the barbie part. Kissing was the major taboo when I was in 5th grade (~1989 or so).
 

DougK62

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Mar 28, 2001
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Does this situation really require that the law get involved? Really? I think that's the saddest part of this story...

 

gwrober

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Originally posted by: tasmanian
Why would you leave a class alone for 15 mins. Thats just stupid and bad.

I remember our classes being teacher-less often - but we never broke out the orgies...
 

RaistlinZ

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Oct 15, 2001
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Originally posted by: BillyBatson
Originally posted by: kaymin
I didn't even know what sex was when i was 11!

me either! at that age i still thought ppl got pregnant by kissing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wow, a lot of you were very sheltered from the world while growing up.
 

2Dead

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Feb 19, 2005
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Once or twice, in 6th and 7th grade, our teacher would be out and they would forget to assign a substitute. In those situations, we closed the doors, turned off the lights and covered the windows with loose leaf paper to keep anyone from seeing that we were unsupervised. We didn't think 1 step further...
 

2Dead

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Originally posted by: Alone
Originally posted by: indamixx99
Lol.. all their friends will envy them in the future whenever someone asks them how old they were when they lost their virginity.

Envy? No.

I have to agree... in HS, I knew a 19yr old with 2 kids, ages 8 and 7 - no envy there.
 

alkemyst

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Feb 13, 2001
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Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
Five fifth-grade students

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Two 11-year-old girls, a 12-year-old boy and a 13-year old boy

Looks like they failed a few years.

Oh, I'm sorry, "held back for further development."

Minus whale give them (aprons and spatulas | gas nozzles | paper or plastic) now and get them pointed towards a life's goal they can accomplish.

- M4H

What's fuxored here is you can attend high school until 21 years old (maybe older now)...there is some talk that many purposely fail to seduce the young into sex, buying drugs and working as junior theves and drug flippers.

Combined with our laws in Florida any 16 year old is fair game to a guy/girl as old as 24. The parents cannot legally do anything about it.

A 15 year old is possibly fair game providing she / he testifies that they were a willing partipant and especially if they have a sexual past.

It's messed up, however; it's the parents and largely society at fault or a lot of this. An adult knows better, a kid just mimics/emulates in attempts to fit in.

My parent's were far from saints, but growing up I knew they understood my problems and at the same time thought they were a bit lame at times until my later teenage years. Once I became closer to an adult I learned how fun they were and they opened up more to me about adult things.

I think it's natural for 15/16 year olds to experiment with sex...possibly as young as 13 for some lighter things. I think it's unnatural and dangerous for parents to lock down all activity until someone is ready to leave home at 18. I knew alot of 18 / 19 year old chicks totally taken advantage of, knocked up, etc just because they had no experience in what was normal on an 'adult date' and what wasn't.

Things you think that no one would fall for are possible when you have no frame of reference and are trying to fit in.

Those 11 year old girls are going to be labeled their whole life unless they can move and start over somewhere. They may 'grow into' that label and want that lifestyle, but that would be quite uncommon for most.

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Fritzo

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Jan 3, 2001
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I think I was playing with Matchbox cars at 11.

Damn MTV and rap music. I'm sure they're the cause some how!
 

91TTZ

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Originally posted by: alkemyst

Those 11 year old girls are going to be labeled their whole life unless they can move and start over somewhere. They may 'grow into' that label and want that lifestyle, but that would be quite uncommon for most.

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Let's face it, these aren't innocent kids who randomly had a label thrown on them, these are trashy kids who instantly started having sex in front of the rest of the class as soon as the teacher left. They earned that label.

Trashy kids grow into trashy adults. It's not the label, it's them.
 

santz

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Feb 21, 2006
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weren't there any class monitors who are incharge of the class when the teacher is not there.
america what has happened?
 

alkemyst

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Originally posted by: 91TTZ
Originally posted by: alkemyst

Those 11 year old girls are going to be labeled their whole life unless they can move and start over somewhere. They may 'grow into' that label and want that lifestyle, but that would be quite uncommon for most.

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Let's face it, these aren't innocent kids who randomly had a label thrown on them, these are trashy kids who instantly started having sex in front of the rest of the class as soon as the teacher left. They earned that label.

Trashy kids grow into trashy adults. It's not the label, it's them.

it's their parents/guardian.
 

jagec

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Apr 30, 2004
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Originally posted by: Excelsior

Its not like one needs a fvcking class to know how to stick their dick in the vagina. Its instinct, at least by a certain age. We're animals after all...

Not at 11. At least, not for me.
 

Excelsior

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May 30, 2002
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Originally posted by: jagec
Originally posted by: Excelsior

Its not like one needs a fvcking class to know how to stick their dick in the vagina. Its instinct, at least by a certain age. We're animals after all...

Not at 11. At least, not for me.

Maybe you were just special? :D