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auction: my life

jhu

Lifer
Oct 10, 1999
11,918
9
81
what you get:
1) potential md degree
2) circle of friends
3) a couple of computers, a digital camera, some disks
4) my car
5) a set of matching parents
6) anything else i overlooked

bidding starts @ $5.00
 

SuperGroove

Diamond Member
Dec 17, 1999
3,347
1
0
Hmm...does that mean I get your services too? If so does that include:

1)Cleaning the Toilet
2)Washing my NEW car, that was your car
3)Cleaning the gutters
4)Throwing out the old junk on my back yard patio
5)cleaning my hosue
6)mowing the lawn
7)doing my homework, and doing my job?

If so, I will happily bid on your life:D
 

jhu

Lifer
Oct 10, 1999
11,918
9
81
i live in an apartment so you just need to pay the rent and study a lot.
 

RGN

Diamond Member
Feb 24, 2000
6,623
6
81
First of all, this is belongs in the For Sale/For Trade thread.
And then, no auction style posts are allowed, you must post a price!

If you cannot abide by these rules, the moderators will punish you.


oh and a free bump for ya! (not a "bumb" like I frist speeled it)


;)
 

loogie

Banned
Oct 18, 1999
2,478
0
0
he's damaged goods....richard simmons tells me that jhu was his bitch...but he got done with him.... so remember that you're bidding on richard simmons' ex-bitch. I wouldn't want the life of richard simmons' ex-bitch...imagine the ridicule. :)
 

lowtech1

Diamond Member
Mar 9, 2000
4,644
1
0

I bid 15 yards of silk, 10 barrels of olive oil, 12 sacks of wheat, 2 camels, and I'll throw in 5 carts load of cow-chips...if you only live on rice & water, do all my works, pay my bills & taxes, give me your pay check, and give me your first born.
 

Fardringle

Diamond Member
Oct 23, 2000
8,980
538
126
I'll take the computers and the digital camera, but I don't like the friends I have now, so I don't think I really need any more.. :)

I'll give you my two cats, a couple dozen fish, and a really neat collection of mushrooms growing in the field behind my house in trade. Hehe! There's no warranty on the mushrooms (they are sold as-is) but the cats are guaranteed to purr at full efficiency for up to 10 years. :D
 

Soybomb

Diamond Member
Jun 30, 2000
9,505
1
0
So if i get it and it becomes "mine" I could terminate it right.....muhahah
 

prodigy

Lifer
Oct 9, 1999
14,822
1
0
I'll bid $5000.

The car, computer, & digital camera have to be worth at least that much right?
 

thebestMAX

Diamond Member
Sep 14, 2000
7,457
106
106
Since I was your only convert to Jhudism, do I get a discount?

I bid 4.95. (keep the parents and I will raise it to 4.25)
 

Yeeny

Lifer
Feb 2, 2000
10,848
1
0
Hey, your worth at least 100.00 to me. I always wanted to have my very own doctor. ;)
 

Moonbeam

Elite Member
Nov 24, 1999
67,476
4,153
126
Good thing for you I'm late and the bidding's closed. I was stuck in SF all night. No silly, the city.
 

pamchenko

Golden Member
Nov 28, 1999
1,213
0
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jhu are you trying to rub in to others what a great life you have? if so that's not cool :mad:


what you get:
1) potential md degree
2) circle of friends
3) a couple of computers, a digital camera, some disks
4) my car
5) a set of matching parents
6) anything else i overlooked
 

Yeeny

Lifer
Feb 2, 2000
10,848
1
0
Oh pamchenko, your just mad because I won the auction. ;) By the way jhu, do you also do dishes? :D
 

Chef0083

Golden Member
Dec 9, 1999
1,184
0
0


<< First of all, this is belongs in the For Sale/For Trade thread.
And then, no auction style posts are allowed, you must post a price!

If you cannot abide by these rules, the moderators will punish you.
>>



Hehehehehehe..:)
 

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