Hmm...does that mean I get your services too? If so does that include:
1)Cleaning the Toilet
2)Washing my NEW car, that was your car
3)Cleaning the gutters
4)Throwing out the old junk on my back yard patio
5)cleaning my hosue
6)mowing the lawn
7)doing my homework, and doing my job?
he's damaged goods....richard simmons tells me that jhu was his bitch...but he got done with him.... so remember that you're bidding on richard simmons' ex-bitch. I wouldn't want the life of richard simmons' ex-bitch...imagine the ridicule.
I bid 15 yards of silk, 10 barrels of olive oil, 12 sacks of wheat, 2 camels, and I'll throw in 5 carts load of cow-chips...if you only live on rice & water, do all my works, pay my bills & taxes, give me your pay check, and give me your first born.
I'll take the computers and the digital camera, but I don't like the friends I have now, so I don't think I really need any more..
I'll give you my two cats, a couple dozen fish, and a really neat collection of mushrooms growing in the field behind my house in trade. Hehe! There's no warranty on the mushrooms (they are sold as-is) but the cats are guaranteed to purr at full efficiency for up to 10 years.