auction: my life

[jhu]

what you get:
1) potential md degree
2) circle of friends
3) a couple of computers, a digital camera, some disks
4) my car
5) a set of matching parents
6) anything else i overlooked

bidding starts @ $5.00

 

[compuwiz1]

Babe Ruth bar + Swimming pool= Turd. That's what I'll bid.

 

[SuperGroove]

Hmm...does that mean I get your services too? If so does that include:

1)Cleaning the Toilet
2)Washing my NEW car, that was your car
3)Cleaning the gutters
4)Throwing out the old junk on my back yard patio
5)cleaning my hosue
6)mowing the lawn
7)doing my homework, and doing my job?

If so, I will happily bid on your life

 

[jhu]

i live in an apartment so you just need to pay the rent and study a lot.

 

[BoberFett]

Couldn't get anybody on Fleabay to bid on it, jhu?

 

[perry]

I'll offer 20 cents and some envelopes!

 

[jhu]

boberfett, the reserve wasn't met, and it was only $6.00!

 

[RGN]

First of all, this is belongs in the For Sale/For Trade thread.
And then, no auction style posts are allowed, you must post a price!

If you cannot abide by these rules, the moderators will punish you.


oh and a free bump for ya! (not a "bumb" like I frist speeled it)

 

[loogie]

he's damaged goods....richard simmons tells me that jhu was his bitch...but he got done with him.... so remember that you're bidding on richard simmons' ex-bitch. I wouldn't want the life of richard simmons' ex-bitch...imagine the ridicule.

 

[lowtech1]

I bid 15 yards of silk, 10 barrels of olive oil, 12 sacks of wheat, 2 camels, and I'll throw in 5 carts load of cow-chips...if you only live on rice & water, do all my works, pay my bills & taxes, give me your pay check, and give me your first born.

 

[Duckers]

$10 ( stolen credit card )

 

[Fardringle]

I'll take the computers and the digital camera, but I don't like the friends I have now, so I don't think I really need any more..

I'll give you my two cats, a couple dozen fish, and a really neat collection of mushrooms growing in the field behind my house in trade. Hehe! There's no warranty on the mushrooms (they are sold as-is) but the cats are guaranteed to purr at full efficiency for up to 10 years.

 

[Soybomb]

So if i get it and it becomes "mine" I could terminate it right.....muhahah

 

[IBhacknU]

I won't even dignify this auction with a bid. A reply, yes... a bid, no.

 

[prodigy]

I'll bid $5000.

The car, computer, & digital camera have to be worth at least that much right?

 

[Ranger X]

Not if it's broken and the working computer is a POS!

 

[thebestMAX]

Since I was your only convert to Jhudism, do I get a discount?

I bid 4.95. (keep the parents and I will raise it to 4.25)

 

[randomlinh]

$100!!! hehe.... just give me the comptuters and digital camera.. and we'll call it even

 

[Yeeny]

Hey, your worth at least 100.00 to me. I always wanted to have my very own doctor.

 

[jhu]

i'll be your ob/gyn. woohoo! sold to gf!

 

[Moonbeam]

Good thing for you I'm late and the bidding's closed. I was stuck in SF all night. No silly, the city.

 

[pamchenko]

jhu are you trying to rub in to others what a great life you have? if so that's not cool


what you get:
1) potential md degree
2) circle of friends
3) a couple of computers, a digital camera, some disks
4) my car
5) a set of matching parents
6) anything else i overlooked

 

[Yeeny]

Oh pamchenko, your just mad because I won the auction. By the way jhu, do you also do dishes?

 

[Chef0083]

<< First of all, this is belongs in the For Sale/For Trade thread.
And then, no auction style posts are allowed, you must post a price!

If you cannot abide by these rules, the moderators will punish you. >>



Hehehehehehe..

 

[Total Refected Power]

Two bits.