ATTN: Hipsters. if your thin/scrawny pale. A lumberjack beard looks bad on you.

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Hugo Drax

Hugo Drax

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The big Lumberjack beard does not look good on you, it makes you look like an emaciated person who was stuck in an island surviving on berries and insects.

Chicks will not dig it.


Lumberjack beard only looks good if you have the specific facial features/body that it would be appropriate for.

Otherwise I recommend removing it. Guy on the left a good example of what not to do.

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clamum

clamum

Lifer
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I don't go full-on beard, but I'm skinny and always have some sort of stubble. Do I pass?
 
glenn1

glenn1

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What about the "dad of newborn child I'm too tired to shave" beard?
 
vi edit

vi edit

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I'm thin. I was awarded first player in Exploding Kittens for having the most glorious beard. I'm married. And my wife digs the scruff.

:colbert:
 
BurnItDwn

BurnItDwn

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I am fat guy, have had beard since 1996 when I was 16. I used to keep medium to long beard with short hair, now I have long hair and a short to medium beard. I was once mistaken for Richard Stallman. I dont know if thats good or bad. Probably bad since hes almost twice my age.
 
GagHalfrunt

GagHalfrunt

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All hipsters look awful in every piece of hipster uniform. That's the point, they're monumentally unattractive people who are trying to look even worse intentionally so they can pretend their lack of physical appeal is done ironically.
 
BoberFett

BoberFett

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BurnItDwn said:
I am fat guy, have had beard since 1996 when I was 16. I used to keep medium to long beard with short hair, now I have long hair and a short to medium beard. I was once mistaken for Richard Stallman. I dont know if thats good or bad. Probably bad since hes almost twice my age.
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Maybe it's not your beard. Were you picking at your feet and eating said pickings like a chimp?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I25UeVXrEHQ
 
Fritzo

Fritzo

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PSA- a lumberjack beard makes you look homeless, no matter who you are.
 
SlitheryDee

SlitheryDee

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BurnItDwn said:
I am fat guy, have had beard since 1996 when I was 16. I used to keep medium to long beard with short hair, now I have long hair and a short to medium beard. I was once mistaken for Richard Stallman. I dont know if thats good or bad. Probably bad since hes almost twice my age.
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Beards work fine on fat guys. Muscular guys can pull it off too. It's guaranteed to make you look much older than you are though.
 
Homerboy

Homerboy

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Attention OP: Your opinion is subjective.

OP please post a picture of yourself, so we can see who is throwing rocks in glass houses.
 
BurnItDwn

BurnItDwn

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SlitheryDee said:
Beards work fine on fat guys. Muscular guys can pull it off too. It's guaranteed to make you look much older than you are though.
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in 1996, it was beneficial as I was 16 and wanted to go to shows, many of which were 18+ or 21+. Saw a 21+ Manowar show that was quite comical and awesome. Also being able to buy beer was a plus at 16 though I didnt really start drinking until I was 18 and living on campus, away from home.
 
mmntech

mmntech

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Not sure which hipster style is worse: the lumberjack beard, or the slicked back hair that's shaved at the sides.
 
Aharami

Aharami

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beards are so in these days. Almost everyone has them. But the upkeep on them must be crazy
 
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