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Superwombat

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Um, that wasn't good
haiku has more syllables
you are a moron

:)

[hint] haiku is 5,7,5, you have 3,5,3. good news, you have more syllables to insult now!![/hint]
 

BiggieN

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hey, superwombat!
Why do you insult me now?
Is it cuz you suck?



does that pass the test? i suck at poetry.
 

Superwombat

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damn, it's tough to find creative ways to insult in that few words... to make it easier, we can also have... (drumroll....) INSULT LIMRICKS!!!

A poster named BiggieN said
I think I'll post in this thread
So he turned off his brain
And from his a$$ came
Posts that were better off dead

(wow, those are even tougher to come up with...)
 

Superwombat

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first two lines and last line rhyme
the 3rd and 4th lines rhyme
They consist roughly of 8 syllables for lines 1,2,and 5
and six syllables for lines 3 and 4.

It sounds tougher than it is, you really have to hear one to know how they sound. The syllable count is more relaxed for these, you can fudge as long as it still has the basic rhythem

 

Superwombat

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Screw the syllable count. It just has to have the right rhythem and the correct lines have to rhyme.

here's another example

The president's loud protestation
On his fall to the intern's temptation:
"This affair is still moral,
As long as it's oral.
Straight screwing I save for the nation."
 

littleman

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sorry i was on my other computer and 56 K modem not used to it so i thought i was on my cable and pressed it like 10 times
 

littleman

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sorry i was on my other computer and 56 K modem not used to it so i thought i was on my cable and pressed it like 10 times
 

littleman

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sorry i was on my other computer and 56 K modem not used to it so i thought i was on my cable and pressed it like 10 times
 

somethingwitty

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<< you'd think a senior member would know how to use the link feature...you'd think wrong

hahah...good now take that insult and place it here
>>



done and done