don't do that...you'll get in trouble...keep it smart. use what little of your brains you got left. we were doing it all without multiple posts.
here we go, my first attempt at a limerick:
A senior member that can't link
not possible, or so you'd think.
if you haven't followed
then you likely don't know
superwombat is the dink...wink
1,2,5 rhyme and have around 8 sylables, 3,4 rhyme (uhh, close enough) with 6 sylables...not bad for a first try, IMO.
A senior member that can't link
not possible, or so you'd think.
if you haven't followed
then you likely don't know
superwombat is the dink...wink
1,2,5 rhyme and have around 8 sylables, 3,4 rhyme (uhh, close enough) with 6 sylables...not bad for a first try, IMO.
Littleman is a strange guy
his caffeine level is much too high
'cause his fingers were twitchin'
his mouse kept on clickin'
And his post count reached up to the sky
his caffeine level is much too high
'cause his fingers were twitchin'
his mouse kept on clickin'
And his post count reached up to the sky
For you people who flunked gradeschool:
How to write a limerick:
1. Prepare to write five lines of verse. If you?re stumped, try starting off your limerick with the traditional ?There once was a ...?
2. Create the following stress pattern in lines one, two and five: da-DA da-da-DA da-da-DA da. For example, "There ONCE was a FEL-low named JER-ry...." You can omit the last unstressed syllable if you prefer.
3. Create the following stress pattern in lines three and four: da-DA da-da-DA da. For example, "Per-PLEXED our dear PO-et." As before, you have the option of omitting the last syllable.
4. Make sure your limerick?s rhyme scheme is a-a-b-b-a. In other words, the first, second and fifth lines all rhyme with one another; the third and fourth lines rhyme with each other.
5. Exploit puns and wordplay.
How to write a limerick:
1. Prepare to write five lines of verse. If you?re stumped, try starting off your limerick with the traditional ?There once was a ...?
2. Create the following stress pattern in lines one, two and five: da-DA da-da-DA da-da-DA da. For example, "There ONCE was a FEL-low named JER-ry...." You can omit the last unstressed syllable if you prefer.
3. Create the following stress pattern in lines three and four: da-DA da-da-DA da. For example, "Per-PLEXED our dear PO-et." As before, you have the option of omitting the last syllable.
4. Make sure your limerick?s rhyme scheme is a-a-b-b-a. In other words, the first, second and fifth lines all rhyme with one another; the third and fourth lines rhyme with each other.
5. Exploit puns and wordplay.
Valhalla1 is a silly fool.
He thought that he was being cool.
simply cuz he was posting alot
like a silly little flaggot.
he must drink his own drool.
was it ok?
He thought that he was being cool.
simply cuz he was posting alot
like a silly little flaggot.
he must drink his own drool.
was it ok?
suddenly everyone is trying to have a bunch of nef threads...there an only be one at any given time..and this one is it.
Superwombat is running for cover
Throwing one insult after another
He called us all names
Nows he's running from flames
He's the child that his mom should have smothered
Throwing one insult after another
He called us all names
Nows he's running from flames
He's the child that his mom should have smothered
A smashing attempt from poor Mithras
Made a valient attempt to insult us
His attempt was too gay
And so I must say
His head must be lodged up his anus.
Made a valient attempt to insult us
His attempt was too gay
And so I must say
His head must be lodged up his anus.
ahhhhhhh...my brain is dead from thinking up limericks...so i thought i'll throw another wrench into the gears...how about we make it pig latin too...LOL
<<
A smashing attempt from poor Mithras
Made a valient attempt to insult us
His attempt was too gay
And so I must say
His head must be lodged up his anus. >>
a limerick on superwombat:
so what if this person can't link
A damn funny post I do think.
congrats for that one
you now seem less dumb
and again I owe you a wink
All juiced up, and looking for combat
Came that pitiful slug, SooperWombat
So pathetic and whiny
Cause his jewels were so tiny
And his face was lodged firm, in his buttcrack
Came that pitiful slug, SooperWombat
So pathetic and whiny
Cause his jewels were so tiny
And his face was lodged firm, in his buttcrack
Oetry-pay in-way Atin-lay
Is-way easy-way Oo-tay Yme-Rhay
Ut-bay Ard-hay
Oo-tay Eter-may
O-say it-way Ill-way UCK-SAY!!!
Ok, pig latin was a bad idea...
The rythem is impossible
Is-way easy-way Oo-tay Yme-Rhay
Ut-bay Ard-hay
Oo-tay Eter-may
O-say it-way Ill-way UCK-SAY!!!
Ok, pig latin was a bad idea...
The rythem is impossible
how bout this:
Rub-a-dub dub, three mods in a tub
and who do you think they be?
The snowman, the tiger, the grinch-lookin icon
each of them happy, as happy can be.
Rub-a-dub dub, three mods in a tub
and who do you think they be?
The snowman, the tiger, the grinch-lookin icon
each of them happy, as happy can be.
fine..no pig latin...how about replacing the words of a popular songs...PLEASE TELL US WHAAT SONG YOU ARE USING AND WHAT PART OF IT.
i am thinking right now..so gimme a sec to come up with something.
i am thinking right now..so gimme a sec to come up with something.
Every night in my dreams
I'm posting, I'm reading
Insulting everyone that, goes on
Far across the distance
with fiber between us
you have come to post and log on
Near, far, where ever you are
I believe that this thread does go on.
We're sore, 'cause Wombat's a bore
but he's here in this thread and
the nefs will go on, and on
Haiku touched us one time
And limericks, that don't rhyme
And now we're writing new words, to songs
BiggieN, we love you
Please bathe more
We smell you
In our nose this stench still goes on
Near, far where ever you are
We can tell that your BO is strong
Once more, you open the door
And the odor becomes still more wrong
and our pain will go on and on.
Well, this is loosely based on that annoying Titanic song... It is the best I can do on short notice...
I'm posting, I'm reading
Insulting everyone that, goes on
Far across the distance
with fiber between us
you have come to post and log on
Near, far, where ever you are
I believe that this thread does go on.
We're sore, 'cause Wombat's a bore
but he's here in this thread and
the nefs will go on, and on
Haiku touched us one time
And limericks, that don't rhyme
And now we're writing new words, to songs
BiggieN, we love you
Please bathe more
We smell you
In our nose this stench still goes on
Near, far where ever you are
We can tell that your BO is strong
Once more, you open the door
And the odor becomes still more wrong
and our pain will go on and on.
Well, this is loosely based on that annoying Titanic song... It is the best I can do on short notice...
Imagine (John Lennon)
Imagine there's no forum,
It's easy if you try,
No nefs below us,
Above us only pie,
Imagine all the losers
living for a lay...
~~~
You may say im a nef-fer,
but im not the only one,
I hope some day you'll join us,
And the forum will be as one.
Imagine there's no forum,
It's easy if you try,
No nefs below us,
Above us only pie,
Imagine all the losers
living for a lay...
~~~
You may say im a nef-fer,
but im not the only one,
I hope some day you'll join us,
And the forum will be as one.
<< Gives a desperate plea for help >>
sentence is too long
doesn't fit the haiku form
haha at mithras
Gives a desperate plea for help
It is the right length
Desperate is two syllables
Poetic license
It is the right length
Desperate is two syllables
Poetic license
<< Give a desperate plea for help
1 2 3 4 5 6 7
It is the right length
Desperate is two syllables
Poetic license >>
I wasn't so sure
So I checked it up online
I'm right as always
(from dictionary.com):
des·per·ate (dspr-t)
adj.
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