Attn: Calling All Gay ATOTers

[Zysoclaplem]

Originally posted by: mobobuff

Originally posted by: rbloedow

Originally posted by: mobobuff
Okay okay okay... gay guys...

Circumcised or uncircumcised?

(aka diamond-cut or sand-papered?)

(sorry! sorry... okay no predisposition on my part... answer the question!)

Uncircumcised is hot, but it's certainly not a determining factor for me. I know lots of guys who go totally crazy for it, though....

Lots you say... gooood.

*remembers that they're gay men*

Damn. Well, at least they have taste!

They have a taste? What do they taste like?

 

[upsciLLion]

Originally posted by: CorporateRecreation

Originally posted by: upsciLLion

Originally posted by: rh71

Originally posted by: CorporateRecreation

Originally posted by: mobobuff

Originally posted by: CorporateRecreation
Most of my gay friends tell me they can recognize beauty but it doesn't do anything for them.

Well at least they recognize it... can't say I find beauty in any other cawk'n'balls than my own.

But you'd be lying if you said you didn't see levels of attraction in males, like, one guy looks better than another. It's the same principle.

I have all kinds of problems determining if a guy is supposedly good looking or not. I often question my wife to see if I'm right and I'm usually not. It's not a "lie"... I simply cannot do it.

It's really not that difficult. I'm not into smoking bone or polishing poles, but I can tell if guys are attractive or not.

fat uncut dongs lololol

ALL UP IN YA GRILL YOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: rbloedow

Originally posted by: mobobuff
Okay okay okay... gay guys...

Circumcised or uncircumcised?

(aka diamond-cut or sand-papered?)

(sorry! sorry... okay no predisposition on my part... answer the question!)

Uncircumcised is hot, but it's certainly not a determining factor for me. I know lots of guys who go totally crazy for it, though....

I find uncut to be a total turnoff.

 

[mobobuff]

Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem

Originally posted by: mobobuff

Originally posted by: rbloedow

Originally posted by: mobobuff
Okay okay okay... gay guys...

Circumcised or uncircumcised?

(aka diamond-cut or sand-papered?)

(sorry! sorry... okay no predisposition on my part... answer the question!)

Uncircumcised is hot, but it's certainly not a determining factor for me. I know lots of guys who go totally crazy for it, though....

Lots you say... gooood.

*remembers that they're gay men*

Damn. Well, at least they have taste!

They have a taste? What do they taste like?

I can tell you what they DON'T taste like, bacteria!

 

[upsciLLion]

Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem

Originally posted by: mobobuff

Originally posted by: rbloedow

Originally posted by: mobobuff
Okay okay okay... gay guys...

Circumcised or uncircumcised?

(aka diamond-cut or sand-papered?)

(sorry! sorry... okay no predisposition on my part... answer the question!)

Uncircumcised is hot, but it's certainly not a determining factor for me. I know lots of guys who go totally crazy for it, though....

Lots you say... gooood.

*remembers that they're gay men*

Damn. Well, at least they have taste!

They have a taste? What do they taste like?

FAT DONG CHEESE LOLOL

 

[Jfrag Teh Foul]

Originally posted by: NFS4

Originally posted by: rbloedow

Originally posted by: NFS4
rbloedow, if a hot chick came up to you and wanted to have sex with you (and I do mean HOT), you'd turn her down? I mean, smoking hot. I mean so hot that even YOU could recognize her beauty. Perfect tits, perfect ass, perfect lips/face everything. Just to try for once, would you do it? Just to see what it felt like to be with a woman?

What if you could get some $$ out of the deal or a new Scion t2b?

What if you had a chance to bag Topher Grace all you wanted? He just asked that his hot assistant (female) join you both. Would ya?

Honestly, I woudl tell her that I'm gay, but thanks for the offer.

Now, if some money was included, Topher Grace, or a new Scion t2b...........All bets are off, I'd have to!

Good luck with alllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll that

I just can't fathom forging the chocolate tunnel **shudders**

Never knocked on the wife's back door?

 

[mobobuff]

Originally posted by: upsciLLion

Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem

Originally posted by: mobobuff

Originally posted by: rbloedow

Originally posted by: mobobuff
Okay okay okay... gay guys...

Circumcised or uncircumcised?

(aka diamond-cut or sand-papered?)

(sorry! sorry... okay no predisposition on my part... answer the question!)

Uncircumcised is hot, but it's certainly not a determining factor for me. I know lots of guys who go totally crazy for it, though....

Lots you say... gooood.

*remembers that they're gay men*

Damn. Well, at least they have taste!

They have a taste? What do they taste like?

FAT DONG CHEESE LOLOL

:laugh: Sounds like the next popular rap artist.

 

[upsciLLion]

Originally posted by: Jfrag Teh Foul

Originally posted by: NFS4

Originally posted by: rbloedow

Originally posted by: NFS4
rbloedow, if a hot chick came up to you and wanted to have sex with you (and I do mean HOT), you'd turn her down? I mean, smoking hot. I mean so hot that even YOU could recognize her beauty. Perfect tits, perfect ass, perfect lips/face everything. Just to try for once, would you do it? Just to see what it felt like to be with a woman?

What if you could get some $$ out of the deal or a new Scion t2b?

What if you had a chance to bag Topher Grace all you wanted? He just asked that his hot assistant (female) join you both. Would ya?

The Dirty Sanchez at the end makes it all worth it.

Honestly, I woudl tell her that I'm gay, but thanks for the offer.

Now, if some money was included, Topher Grace, or a new Scion t2b...........All bets are off, I'd have to!

Good luck with alllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll that

I just can't fathom forging the chocolate tunnel **shudders**

Never knocked on the wife's back door?

The "unclean" sanchez at the end makes it all worth it.

 

[Platypus]

Originally posted by: upsciLLion

Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem

Originally posted by: mobobuff

Originally posted by: rbloedow

Originally posted by: mobobuff
Okay okay okay... gay guys...

Circumcised or uncircumcised?

(aka diamond-cut or sand-papered?)

(sorry! sorry... okay no predisposition on my part... answer the question!)

Uncircumcised is hot, but it's certainly not a determining factor for me. I know lots of guys who go totally crazy for it, though....

Lots you say... gooood.

*remembers that they're gay men*

Damn. Well, at least they have taste!

They have a taste? What do they taste like?

FAT DONG CHEESE LOLOL

only if you don't wash in which case you'll smell anyway

 

[NFS4]

Originally posted by: Jfrag Teh Foul

Originally posted by: NFS4

Originally posted by: rbloedow

Originally posted by: NFS4
rbloedow, if a hot chick came up to you and wanted to have sex with you (and I do mean HOT), you'd turn her down? I mean, smoking hot. I mean so hot that even YOU could recognize her beauty. Perfect tits, perfect ass, perfect lips/face everything. Just to try for once, would you do it? Just to see what it felt like to be with a woman?

What if you could get some $$ out of the deal or a new Scion t2b?

What if you had a chance to bag Topher Grace all you wanted? He just asked that his hot assistant (female) join you both. Would ya?

Honestly, I woudl tell her that I'm gay, but thanks for the offer.

Now, if some money was included, Topher Grace, or a new Scion t2b...........All bets are off, I'd have to!

Good luck with alllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll that

I just can't fathom forging the chocolate tunnel **shudders**

Never knocked on the wife's back door?

**The house is condemned**

 

[Jfrag Teh Foul]

Originally posted by: NFS4

Originally posted by: Jfrag Teh Foul

Originally posted by: NFS4

Originally posted by: rbloedow

Originally posted by: NFS4
rbloedow, if a hot chick came up to you and wanted to have sex with you (and I do mean HOT), you'd turn her down? I mean, smoking hot. I mean so hot that even YOU could recognize her beauty. Perfect tits, perfect ass, perfect lips/face everything. Just to try for once, would you do it? Just to see what it felt like to be with a woman?

What if you could get some $$ out of the deal or a new Scion t2b?

What if you had a chance to bag Topher Grace all you wanted? He just asked that his hot assistant (female) join you both. Would ya?

Honestly, I woudl tell her that I'm gay, but thanks for the offer.

Now, if some money was included, Topher Grace, or a new Scion t2b...........All bets are off, I'd have to!

Good luck with alllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll that

I just can't fathom forging the chocolate tunnel **shudders**

Never knocked on the wife's back door?

**The house is condemned**

LMFAO!!! Quote of the year! :laugh:

 

[DougK62]

Do gay guys sword fight?

 

[Platypus]

Originally posted by: DougK62
Do gay guys sword fight?

don't cross streams

 

[BigJ]

Originally posted by: DougK62
Do gay guys sword fight?

I'd assume so, but not with "conventional" swords.

 

[upsciLLion]

Originally posted by: CorporateRecreation

Originally posted by: DougK62
Do gay guys sword fight?

don't cross streams

"But Egon, you said crossing the streams was bad."

 

[mobobuff]

Originally posted by: BigJ

Originally posted by: DougK62
Do gay guys sword fight?

I'd assume so, but not with "conventional" swords.

Satire is lost on you, my friend.

 

[BigJ]

Originally posted by: mobobuff

Originally posted by: BigJ

Originally posted by: DougK62
Do gay guys sword fight?

I'd assume so, but not with "conventional" swords.

Satire is lost on you, my friend.

That it is.

 

[Conky]

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[BigJ]

Originally posted by: Crazyfool
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Hahahaha

That's one of the funnier things I've seen in awhile.

 

[mobobuff]

Originally posted by: Crazyfool
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[jalaram]

Originally posted by: Crazyfool
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OMG ROFLMAO

 

[midwestfisherman]

:Q at this entire thread....... :laugh:

 

[mobobuff]

I wonder what gayness is measured in...

Elton Johns?

Cur'ntly reed'n 53 Elts on the Elt-meter cap'n! She cun't take mooch more cap'n!

 

[trmiv]

This entire thread is fricking comedy gold. Pure comedy gold. I almost had to go outside I was laughing so much. People in the office were wondering.

 

[jalaram]

Originally posted by: mobobuff
I wonder what gayness is measured in...

Elton Johns?

Cur'ntly reed'n 53 Elts on the Elt-meter cap'n! She cun't take mooch more cap'n!

If you mean by flamboyance, I would guess Liberace is a better measure.

Mardi Gras in Sydney and the Gay Pride Festival in Toronto would read 100 Libs.