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Ryan

Lifer
Oct 31, 2000
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Originally posted by: CorporateRecreation
Most of my gay friends tell me they can recognize beauty but it doesn't do anything for them.

This man speaks the truth :thumbsup:
 

mobobuff

Lifer
Apr 5, 2004
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Originally posted by: CorporateRecreation
Most of my gay friends tell me they can recognize beauty but it doesn't do anything for them.

Well at least they recognize it... can't say I find beauty in any other cawk'n'balls than my own.
 

Platypus

Lifer
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Originally posted by: mobobuff
Originally posted by: CorporateRecreation
Most of my gay friends tell me they can recognize beauty but it doesn't do anything for them.

Well at least they recognize it... can't say I find beauty in any other cawk'n'balls than my own.

But you'd be lying if you said you didn't see levels of attraction in males, like, one guy looks better than another. It's the same principle.
 

Jfrag Teh Foul

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Jul 18, 2001
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Originally posted by: rbloedow
Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem
No not really. I mean, I can look at them, and think, "Wow! Those are huge!" or "Wow! Those are small!"
But there is no attraction for me. I don't understand it. Homosexuality that is. Normally a man would find something like that attractive, but there is nothing there for me. But when I look at a cute guy, wowsers! It doesn't make much sense when you try to put sense to it. It just is.

Yeah. Honestly, I think the most I coudl ever really say about breasts is that they're pretty if propotioned correctly on a woman.

Wow. I just find nothing nothing attractive about the male form in any form. On the other hand, I can see why a woman would want to be a lesbian because... well... just look at them! It's funny how something is perfectly normal to one person while the other is like wtf? :)
 

mobobuff

Lifer
Apr 5, 2004
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Originally posted by: CorporateRecreation
Originally posted by: mobobuff
Originally posted by: CorporateRecreation
Most of my gay friends tell me they can recognize beauty but it doesn't do anything for them.

Well at least they recognize it... can't say I find beauty in any other cawk'n'balls than my own.

But you'd be lying if you said you didn't see levels of attraction in males, like, one guy looks better than another. It's the same principle.

Oh, well yeah. But I was focusing more on the overall naughty bits, not physical appealings in general.
 

NFS4

No Lifer
Oct 9, 1999
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rbloedow, if a hot chick came up to you and wanted to have sex with you (and I do mean HOT), you'd turn her down? I mean, smoking hot. I mean so hot that even YOU could recognize her beauty. Perfect tits, perfect ass, perfect lips/face everything. Just to try for once, would you do it? Just to see what it felt like to be with a woman?

What if you could get some $$ out of the deal or a new Scion t2b?

What if you had a chance to bag Topher Grace all you wanted? He just asked that his hot assistant (female) join you both. Would ya?
 

Ryan

Lifer
Oct 31, 2000
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Originally posted by: mobobuff
Originally posted by: CorporateRecreation
Originally posted by: mobobuff
Originally posted by: CorporateRecreation
Most of my gay friends tell me they can recognize beauty but it doesn't do anything for them.

Well at least they recognize it... can't say I find beauty in any other cawk'n'balls than my own.

But you'd be lying if you said you didn't see levels of attraction in males, like, one guy looks better than another. It's the same principle.

Oh, well yeah. But I was focusing more on the overall naughty bits, not physical appealings in general.


Could you tell the difference between a an attractive penis and an ugly one?
 

TheLonelyPhoenix

Diamond Member
Feb 15, 2004
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Originally posted by: NFS4
rbloedow, if a hot chick came up to you and wanted to have sex with you (and I do mean HOT), you'd turn her down? I mean, smoking hot. I mean so hot that even YOU could recognize her beauty. Perfect tits, perfect ass, perfect lips/face everything. Just to try for once, would you do it? Just to see what it felt like to be with a woman?

What if you could get some $$ out of the deal or a new Scion t2b?

What if you had a chance to bag Topher Grace all you wanted? He just asked that his hot assistant (female) join you both. Would ya?

LOL :laugh:
 

NFS4

No Lifer
Oct 9, 1999
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Originally posted by: rbloedow
Originally posted by: mobobuff
Originally posted by: CorporateRecreation
Originally posted by: mobobuff
Originally posted by: CorporateRecreation
Most of my gay friends tell me they can recognize beauty but it doesn't do anything for them.

Well at least they recognize it... can't say I find beauty in any other cawk'n'balls than my own.

But you'd be lying if you said you didn't see levels of attraction in males, like, one guy looks better than another. It's the same principle.

Oh, well yeah. But I was focusing more on the overall naughty bits, not physical appealings in general.


Could you tell the difference between a an attractive penis and an ugly one?

Bones aren't pretty. They're just tools. The male body is not attactive. The female body (can be) a work of art.
 

EyeMWing

Banned
Jun 13, 2003
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Originally posted by: NFS4
rbloedow, if a hot chick came up to you and wanted to have sex with you (and I do mean HOT), you'd turn her down? I mean, smoking hot. I mean so hot that even YOU could recognize her beauty. Perfect tits, perfect ass, perfect lips/face everything. Just to try for once, would you do it? Just to see what it felt like to be with a woman?

What if you could get some $$ out of the deal or a new Scion t2b?

What if you had a chance to bag Topher Grace all you wanted? He just asked that his hot assistant (female) join you both. Would ya?

He'd the hotchick for the Scion.
 

Conky

Lifer
May 9, 2001
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Originally posted by: rbloedow
Originally posted by: mobobuff
Originally posted by: CorporateRecreation
Originally posted by: mobobuff
Originally posted by: CorporateRecreation
Most of my gay friends tell me they can recognize beauty but it doesn't do anything for them.

Well at least they recognize it... can't say I find beauty in any other cawk'n'balls than my own.

But you'd be lying if you said you didn't see levels of attraction in males, like, one guy looks better than another. It's the same principle.

Oh, well yeah. But I was focusing more on the overall naughty bits, not physical appealings in general.


Could you tell the difference between a an attractive penis and an ugly one?

This is easy. Mine's attractive and all others are ugly. :D



 

mobobuff

Lifer
Apr 5, 2004
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Originally posted by: rbloedow
Originally posted by: mobobuff
Originally posted by: CorporateRecreation
Originally posted by: mobobuff
Originally posted by: CorporateRecreation
Most of my gay friends tell me they can recognize beauty but it doesn't do anything for them.

Well at least they recognize it... can't say I find beauty in any other cawk'n'balls than my own.

But you'd be lying if you said you didn't see levels of attraction in males, like, one guy looks better than another. It's the same principle.

Oh, well yeah. But I was focusing more on the overall naughty bits, not physical appealings in general.


Could you tell the difference between a an attractive penis and an ugly one?

Good point... but still, when I see an "attractive" penis I'm not going to think, 'hey, that penis is very attractive'. I'm going to think, 'hey, there's a normal looking penis with no disfiguring marks or lumps, and is circumcised'.
 

Platypus

Lifer
Apr 26, 2001
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Originally posted by: mobobuff
Originally posted by: rbloedow
Originally posted by: mobobuff
Originally posted by: CorporateRecreation
Originally posted by: mobobuff
Originally posted by: CorporateRecreation
Most of my gay friends tell me they can recognize beauty but it doesn't do anything for them.

Well at least they recognize it... can't say I find beauty in any other cawk'n'balls than my own.

But you'd be lying if you said you didn't see levels of attraction in males, like, one guy looks better than another. It's the same principle.

Oh, well yeah. But I was focusing more on the overall naughty bits, not physical appealings in general.


Could you tell the difference between a an attractive penis and an ugly one?

Good point... but still, when I see an "attractive" penis I'm not going to think, 'hey, that penis is very attractive'. I'm going to think, 'hey, there's a normal looking penis with no disfiguring marks or lumps, and is uncircumcised'.

 

Ryan

Lifer
Oct 31, 2000
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Originally posted by: NFS4
rbloedow, if a hot chick came up to you and wanted to have sex with you (and I do mean HOT), you'd turn her down? I mean, smoking hot. I mean so hot that even YOU could recognize her beauty. Perfect tits, perfect ass, perfect lips/face everything. Just to try for once, would you do it? Just to see what it felt like to be with a woman?

What if you could get some $$ out of the deal or a new Scion t2b?

What if you had a chance to bag Topher Grace all you wanted? He just asked that his hot assistant (female) join you both. Would ya?



Honestly, I woudl tell her that I'm gay, but thanks for the offer.

Now, if some money was included, Topher Grace, or a new Scion t2b...........All bets are off, I'd have to!
 

Zysoclaplem

Diamond Member
Sep 26, 2003
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Originally posted by: mobobuff
Originally posted by: rbloedow
Originally posted by: mobobuff
Originally posted by: CorporateRecreation
Originally posted by: mobobuff
Originally posted by: CorporateRecreation
Most of my gay friends tell me they can recognize beauty but it doesn't do anything for them.

Well at least they recognize it... can't say I find beauty in any other cawk'n'balls than my own.

But you'd be lying if you said you didn't see levels of attraction in males, like, one guy looks better than another. It's the same principle.

Oh, well yeah. But I was focusing more on the overall naughty bits, not physical appealings in general.


Could you tell the difference between a an attractive penis and an ugly one?

Good point... but still, when I see an "attractive" penis I'm not going to think, 'hey, that penis is very attractive'. I'm going to think, 'hey, there's a normal looking penis with no disfiguring marks or lumps, and is circumcised'.

The penis is not a work of art. It's just part of the puzzle. The male body can be very enigmatic. Every body is different. It's definately not the most erotic part of the body.
 

rh71

No Lifer
Aug 28, 2001
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Originally posted by: CorporateRecreation
Originally posted by: mobobuff
Originally posted by: CorporateRecreation
Most of my gay friends tell me they can recognize beauty but it doesn't do anything for them.

Well at least they recognize it... can't say I find beauty in any other cawk'n'balls than my own.

But you'd be lying if you said you didn't see levels of attraction in males, like, one guy looks better than another. It's the same principle.
I have all kinds of problems determining if a guy is supposedly good looking or not. I often question my wife to see if I'm right and I'm usually not. It's not a "lie"... I simply cannot do it.
 

TheLonelyPhoenix

Diamond Member
Feb 15, 2004
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Originally posted by: mobobuff
Originally posted by: rbloedow
Originally posted by: mobobuff
Originally posted by: CorporateRecreation
Originally posted by: mobobuff
Originally posted by: CorporateRecreation
Most of my gay friends tell me they can recognize beauty but it doesn't do anything for them.

Well at least they recognize it... can't say I find beauty in any other cawk'n'balls than my own.

But you'd be lying if you said you didn't see levels of attraction in males, like, one guy looks better than another. It's the same principle.

Oh, well yeah. But I was focusing more on the overall naughty bits, not physical appealings in general.


Could you tell the difference between a an attractive penis and an ugly one?

Good point... but still, when I see an "attractive" penis I'm not going to think, 'hey, that penis is very attractive'. I'm going to think, 'hey, there's a normal looking penis with no disfiguring marks or lumps, and is circumcised'.

This thread kicks ass.
 

mobobuff

Lifer
Apr 5, 2004
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Okay okay okay... gay guys...

Circumcised or uncircumcised?

(aka diamond-cut or sand-papered?)

(sorry! sorry... okay no predisposition on my part... answer the question!)
 

Ryan

Lifer
Oct 31, 2000
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Originally posted by: mobobuff
Okay okay okay... gay guys...

Circumcised or uncircumcised?

(aka diamond-cut or sand-papered?)

(sorry! sorry... okay no predisposition on my part... answer the question!)

Uncircumcised is hot, but it's certainly not a determining factor for me. I know lots of guys who go totally crazy for it, though....;)
 

upsciLLion

Diamond Member
Feb 21, 2001
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Originally posted by: rh71
Originally posted by: CorporateRecreation
Originally posted by: mobobuff
Originally posted by: CorporateRecreation
Most of my gay friends tell me they can recognize beauty but it doesn't do anything for them.

Well at least they recognize it... can't say I find beauty in any other cawk'n'balls than my own.

But you'd be lying if you said you didn't see levels of attraction in males, like, one guy looks better than another. It's the same principle.
I have all kinds of problems determining if a guy is supposedly good looking or not. I often question my wife to see if I'm right and I'm usually not. It's not a "lie"... I simply cannot do it.

It's really not that difficult. I'm not into smoking bone or polishing poles, but I can tell if guys are attractive or not. :p
 

mobobuff

Lifer
Apr 5, 2004
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Originally posted by: rbloedow
Originally posted by: mobobuff
Okay okay okay... gay guys...

Circumcised or uncircumcised?

(aka diamond-cut or sand-papered?)

(sorry! sorry... okay no predisposition on my part... answer the question!)

Uncircumcised is hot, but it's certainly not a determining factor for me. I know lots of guys who go totally crazy for it, though....;)

Lots you say... gooood.

*remembers that they're gay men*

Damn. Well, at least they have taste!
 

Platypus

Lifer
Apr 26, 2001
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Originally posted by: upsciLLion
Originally posted by: rh71
Originally posted by: CorporateRecreation
Originally posted by: mobobuff
Originally posted by: CorporateRecreation
Most of my gay friends tell me they can recognize beauty but it doesn't do anything for them.

Well at least they recognize it... can't say I find beauty in any other cawk'n'balls than my own.

But you'd be lying if you said you didn't see levels of attraction in males, like, one guy looks better than another. It's the same principle.
I have all kinds of problems determining if a guy is supposedly good looking or not. I often question my wife to see if I'm right and I'm usually not. It's not a "lie"... I simply cannot do it.

It's really not that difficult. I'm not into smoking bone or polishing poles, but I can tell if guys are attractive or not. :p


fat uncut dongs lololol
 

NFS4

No Lifer
Oct 9, 1999
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Originally posted by: rbloedow
Originally posted by: NFS4
rbloedow, if a hot chick came up to you and wanted to have sex with you (and I do mean HOT), you'd turn her down? I mean, smoking hot. I mean so hot that even YOU could recognize her beauty. Perfect tits, perfect ass, perfect lips/face everything. Just to try for once, would you do it? Just to see what it felt like to be with a woman?

What if you could get some $$ out of the deal or a new Scion t2b?

What if you had a chance to bag Topher Grace all you wanted? He just asked that his hot assistant (female) join you both. Would ya?



Honestly, I woudl tell her that I'm gay, but thanks for the offer.

Now, if some money was included, Topher Grace, or a new Scion t2b...........All bets are off, I'd have to!

Good luck with alllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll that :)

I just can't fathom forging the chocolate tunnel **shudders**