ATOT's stupid inventions

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: dpopiz

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: EyeMWing
Oh, and a few guys on IRC and I are actually futzing around with a USB powered AND CONTROLLED vibrator. My design group has the software controls functioning and controlling the little vibrating motors. We just don't have the balls to go buy a rubber member and find a female to test it. The ultimate goal is to create a software application that allows you to fsck over the intarweb using this piece of hardware and an... opposing part with sensors inside it, as well as an extension to the DVD format that allows porn studios to sync up the actions of these devices with one of their movies.

We have a former Microsoft programmer writing the device drivers, so the ability to hack someone's dildo will in fact exist at a later date.

I own this domain, and I'll be suing you now.



- M4H

lol

Heh, cartoon pr0n-diagrams. 14A rated, but still NSFW obviously.

- M4H

 

[DrPizza]

Originally posted by: EyeMWing
Oh, and a few guys on IRC and I are actually futzing around with a USB powered AND CONTROLLED vibrator. My design group has the software controls functioning and controlling the little vibrating motors. We just don't have the balls to go buy a rubber member and find a female to test it. The ultimate goal is to create a software application that allows you to fsck over the intarweb using this piece of hardware and an... opposing part with sensors inside it, as well as an extension to the DVD format that allows porn studios to sync up the actions of these devices with one of their movies.

We have a former Microsoft programmer writing the device drivers, so the ability to hack someone's dildo will in fact exist at a later date.

Oddly, (and sadly) that product already exists..

 

[kranky]

Solar Powered Flashlight

Now that's a good one! Completely stupid!

 

[EyeMWing]

Originally posted by: DrPizza

Originally posted by: EyeMWing
Oh, and a few guys on IRC and I are actually futzing around with a USB powered AND CONTROLLED vibrator. My design group has the software controls functioning and controlling the little vibrating motors. We just don't have the balls to go buy a rubber member and find a female to test it. The ultimate goal is to create a software application that allows you to fsck over the intarweb using this piece of hardware and an... opposing part with sensors inside it, as well as an extension to the DVD format that allows porn studios to sync up the actions of these devices with one of their movies.

We have a former Microsoft programmer writing the device drivers, so the ability to hack someone's dildo will in fact exist at a later date.

Oddly, (and sadly) that product already exists..

But with the DVD extensions? I THINK NOT!

 

[ThePresence]

Originally posted by: kranky

Solar Powered Flashlight

Now that's a good one! Completely stupid!

LOL.

 

[Lawrencetan21]

Originally posted by: ThePresence

Originally posted by: kranky

Solar Powered Flashlight

Now that's a good one! Completely stupid!

LOL.

Already been done. I know I saw it somewhere but can't find the link!

 

[StageLeft]

I envision a disposable container for carbonated beverages. Often times I'm on the go and I want a carbonated beverage, such as a diet pepsi. Well, going into a corner store and buying a large bottle of diet pepsi and then pouring it into a cup sucks. I wish I could buy it from, say, a machine and the serving would be just right (maybe 12 ounces or so), and when I'm done I can throw away the container.

 

[Aves]

Originally posted by: Skoorb
I envision a disposable container for carbonated beverages. Often times I'm on the go and I want a carbonated beverage, such as a diet pepsi. Well, going into a corner store and buying a large bottle of diet pepsi and then pouring it into a cup sucks. I wish I could buy it from, say, a machine and the serving would be just right (maybe 12 ounces or so), and when I'm done I can throw away the container.

DUMBEST IDEA EVAR

 

[HomeBrewerDude]

I have always wanted a non-smoke detecter. I would feel safer if I was reminded every 20 seconds or so that my house was in fact, NOT on fire.

EDIT:

 

[Lawrencetan21]

Jacked this off from some forum.

Inflatable Dart board
A black highlighter pen
Waterproof sponge
Battery powered Battery Charger
Air-Bag Motorcycle jacket.
Brown undershorts.
Ejector seats for helicopters.
Electric banana straightener.
Flashbulb tester.
Laundromat in a nudist colony.
Lie detectors for politicians.
Low salt brine.
Micro-miniature personal vibrator.
Money with negative face value.
Motorcycle seat-belts.
Second-hand fireworks.
Solar-powered pacemakers for elderly sunbathers.
A glow in the dark combat uniform.
See though blinds.
Do it yourself video on how to hook-up a VCR
A Pedal powered wheelchair

http://www.able2know.com/go/index.php?link=http://groups.msn.com/theravensrealm/shitsandgiggles.msnw?action=ShowPhoto&PhotoID=1492

http://www.able2know.com/go/index.php?link=http://groups.msn.com/theravensrealm/shitsandgiggles.msnw?action=ShowPhoto&PhotoID=1491

http://www.able2know.com/go/index.php?link=http://groups.msn.com/theravensrealm/shitsandgiggles.msnw?action=ShowPhoto&PhotoID=1490

http://groups.msn.com/theravensrealm/shitsandgiggles.msnw?action=ShowPhoto&PhotoID=513

http://www.able2know.com/go/index.php?link=http://groups.msn.com/theravensrealm/shitsandgiggles.msnw?action=ShowPhoto&PhotoID=1488

http://www.able2know.com/go/index.php?link=http://groups.msn.com/theravensrealm/shitsandgiggles.msnw?action=ShowPhoto&PhotoID=1487

http://groups.msn.com/theravensrealm/shitsandgiggles.msnw?action=ShowPhoto&PhotoID=1493

 

[Alex]

Originally posted by: yamahaXS
I have always wanted a non-smoke detecter. I would feel safer if I was reminded every 20 seconds or so that my house was in fact, NOT on fire.

EDIT:

lol

 

[Jetblade]

Originally posted by: iwearnosox
I'd like to create a DNA test for stupidity.

Trying to find lost relatives?

 

[MegaloManiaK]

Originally posted by: yamahaXS
I have always wanted a non-smoke detecter. I would feel safer if I was reminded every 20 seconds or so that my house was in fact, NOT on fire.

EDIT:

Haha, that would ROCK

 

[ComputerMonkey]

Originally posted by: Lawrencetan21
Jacked this off from some forum.

Inflatable Dart board
A black highlighter pen
Waterproof sponge
Battery powered Battery Charger
Air-Bag Motorcycle jacket.
Brown undershorts.
Ejector seats for helicopters.
Electric banana straightener.
Flashbulb tester.
Laundromat in a nudist colony.
Lie detectors for politicians.
Low salt brine.
Micro-miniature personal vibrator.
Money with negative face value.
Motorcycle seat-belts.
Second-hand fireworks.
Solar-powered pacemakers for elderly sunbathers.
A glow in the dark combat uniform.
See though blinds.
Do it yourself video on how to hook-up a VCR
A Pedal powered wheelchair

Awesome! Can someone buy me an electric banana straightener for Christmas? Thanks.

 

[Winchester]

Originally posted by: Lawrencetan21
Jacked this off from some forum.

Inflatable Dart board
A black highlighter pen
Waterproof sponge
Battery powered Battery Charger
Air-Bag Motorcycle jacket.
Brown undershorts.
Ejector seats for helicopters.
Electric banana straightener.
Flashbulb tester.
Laundromat in a nudist colony.
Lie detectors for politicians.
Low salt brine.
Micro-miniature personal vibrator.
Money with negative face value.
Motorcycle seat-belts.
Second-hand fireworks.
Solar-powered pacemakers for elderly sunbathers.
A glow in the dark combat uniform.
See though blinds.
Do it yourself video on how to hook-up a VCR
A Pedal powered wheelchair

http://www.able2know.com/go/index.php?link=http://groups.msn.com/theravensrealm/shitsandgiggles.msnw?action=ShowPhoto&PhotoID=1492

http://www.able2know.com/go/index.php?link=http://groups.msn.com/theravensrealm/shitsandgiggles.msnw?action=ShowPhoto&PhotoID=1491

http://www.able2know.com/go/index.php?link=http://groups.msn.com/theravensrealm/shitsandgiggles.msnw?action=ShowPhoto&PhotoID=1490

http://groups.msn.com/theravensrealm/shitsandgiggles.msnw?action=ShowPhoto&PhotoID=513

http://www.able2know.com/go/index.php?link=http://groups.msn.com/theravensrealm/shitsandgiggles.msnw?action=ShowPhoto&PhotoID=1488

http://www.able2know.com/go/index.php?link=http://groups.msn.com/theravensrealm/shitsandgiggles.msnw?action=ShowPhoto&PhotoID=1487

http://groups.msn.com/theravensrealm/shitsandgiggles.msnw?action=ShowPhoto&PhotoID=1493

They actually have ejector seats for helicopters. The blades shoot off in a horizontal direction and you obviously shoot up.

 

[Winchester]

Originally posted by: hevnsnt
All I can think of is Real ones that I have floating around in my brain.

All I need:
Someone who has connections to produce plastics/electronics
EE that can make a small sender / receiver

If these 2 people would like to email/pm me, we can be rich.

Me too!

Originally posted by: axelfox
Glow in the dark sunglasses

Solar Powered Flashlight

Submarine Screendoor

Fife (Like a spork, but fork and knife combo)

LMAO!

 

[bsmithy]

Originally posted by: iwearnosox

Originally posted by: EyeMWing
Oh, and a few guys on IRC and I are actually futzing around with a USB powered AND CONTROLLED vibrator. My design group has the software controls functioning and controlling the little vibrating motors. We just don't have the balls to go buy a rubber member and find a female to test it. The ultimate goal is to create a software application that allows you to fsck over the intarweb using this piece of hardware and an... opposing part with sensors inside it, as well as an extension to the DVD format that allows porn studios to sync up the actions of these devices with one of their movies.

We have a former Microsoft programmer writing the device drivers, so the ability to hack someone's dildo will in fact exist at a later date.

I know a couple of girls in the pr0n industry, actually. If you need a volunteer I could probably hook you up, errr, her up.

already done, have a look for "teledildonics"

But with the DVD extensions? I THINK NOT!

yup, been done aswell, well, they have avi's that you can "play" along to :/

 

[CPA]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
omfgwtfbbq

- M4H

Oh My Fvcking God, What The Fvck, Bar-B-Que??????