Well, HomeBrewerDude was supposed to post pictures of his first creative attempt, but that appears to be on hold for now.
To get the ball rolling, here's a creative attempt

(Yes, additional materials were used, so it's not an engineering entry)
Ok, nothing too imaginative here...
Except there's a pilot
And we all know how dangerous being a test pilot can be... so he's prepared
... and possibly sponsored by Walmart
Crazy youtube video
(including needless playing with video effects and adding in of music from youtube's library... based on youtube's own recommendation for the video... still processing as of the time I'm posting this)
YOUTUBE VIDEO
Ok, and I suppose I have to give an explanation...
Well, I thought "how about doing two flying vehicles in one?"
That led to an idea of a parachute / ejection from the plane... but who would fly it?
I thought about having AgentBolt take the controls, but Pedobear seemed a more universal image, especially since he'll be making worldwide appearances at the 2010 Winter Olympics. Hopefully his sponsorship with Walmart makes it through and he can do an aerial lighting of the Olympic torch for the opening ceremonies. Cross your fingers!