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atot studs - how do you put your cologne on?

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LordSnailz

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There's been a few threads about which cologne is the best, which gets you laid, and which was good 10 years ago. But none of them cover how to actually apply this cologne.

Any atot pimps want to chime in? 🙂
 
you pour it down your bunghole, then get on all 4's like you're doing a push-up but instead fart really hard... that should spread it out to the perfect consistancy.
 
If you need instructions for applying cologne, you're not going to make it far enough for anyone to tell that you're wearing it.
 
Originally posted by: biggestmuff
If you need instructions for applying cologne, you're not going to make it far enough for anyone to tell that you're wearing it.
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Excellent, excellent help.
 
Originally posted by: LordSnailz
There's been a few threads about which cologne is the best, which gets you laid, and which was good 10 years ago. But none of them cover how to actually apply this cologne.

Any atot pimps want to chime in? 🙂
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😕

Get your jollies elsewhere man!
 
Old splash...I mean Old Spice. Get it? 😉

LOL I just found a bottle of "musk for men", which I haven't worn since probably the late 70's or early 80's. :shocked:

I just don't throw much away, except old outdated computer parts.
 
1)Fill bathtub with cologne.
2)Immerse yourself for 30 min.
3)Pick out pubic hairs and recycle cologne for next application.
 
I take the Italian Shower. Full spray to each side of the face/neck, full spray on front of shirt/torso, full spray on one hand/wrist and rubbed on other hand/wrist. Any remaining on the hands is slapped on the cheeks.
 
Originally posted by: compuwiz1
Old splash...I mean Old Spice. Get it? 😉

LOL I just found a bottle of "musk for men", which I haven't worn since probably the late 70's or early 80's. :shocked:

I just don't throw much away, except old outdated computer parts.
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This?:laugh:

 
I like to douse a bevy of beauties with my man-musk, then writhe among them in the nude to reacquire my scent.

But that's just how I roll.

/pimp 😎
 
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