atot studs - how do you put your cologne on?

[LordSnailz]

There's been a few threads about which cologne is the best, which gets you laid, and which was good 10 years ago. But none of them cover how to actually apply this cologne.

Any atot pimps want to chime in?

 

[NoShangriLa]

Arber body wash & aftershave balm work well for me for the last 10 years.

 

[TheGizmo]

you pour it down your bunghole, then get on all 4's like you're doing a push-up but instead fart really hard... that should spread it out to the perfect consistancy.

 

[TheVrolok]

The walk through.

 

[HaxorNubcake]

two sprays on one wrist, rub wrists together, rub wrists on neck

 

[biggestmuff]

If you need instructions for applying cologne, you're not going to make it far enough for anyone to tell that you're wearing it.

 

[Sukhoi]

Originally posted by: biggestmuff
If you need instructions for applying cologne, you're not going to make it far enough for anyone to tell that you're wearing it.

Excellent, excellent help.

 

[Henrythewound]

dab on fingertips, make stripes on neck. No more than 5 light stripes

 

[mooglemania85]

Originally posted by: LordSnailz
There's been a few threads about which cologne is the best, which gets you laid, and which was good 10 years ago. But none of them cover how to actually apply this cologne.

Any atot pimps want to chime in?

Get your jollies elsewhere man!

 

[ColdFusion718]

pray on neck, pray on wrists, rub wrists behind ears

 

[leggysoe]

spray in the air den walk thru it...
but only do this when you are alone ;D

 

[Xylitol]

What a joke... atot studs

 

[compuwiz1]

Old splash...I mean Old Spice. Get it?

LOL I just found a bottle of "musk for men", which I haven't worn since probably the late 70's or early 80's. :shocked:

I just don't throw much away, except old outdated computer parts.

 

[DangerAardvark]

1)Fill bathtub with cologne.
2)Immerse yourself for 30 min.
3)Pick out pubic hairs and recycle cologne for next application.

 

[Cerpin Taxt]

I take the Italian Shower. Full spray to each side of the face/neck, full spray on front of shirt/torso, full spray on one hand/wrist and rubbed on other hand/wrist. Any remaining on the hands is slapped on the cheeks.

 

[FoBoT]

poll?

 

[dennilfloss]

Originally posted by: compuwiz1
Old splash...I mean Old Spice. Get it?

LOL I just found a bottle of "musk for men", which I haven't worn since probably the late 70's or early 80's. :shocked:

I just don't throw much away, except old outdated computer parts.

This?:laugh:

 

[DanTMWTMP]

hahaha i do the run-through technique

Spray a bit in the air, and run through it.

 

[hzl eyed grl]

atot studs - how do you put your cologne on?

Just like everyone else, one leg at a time.


Wait, is that right?

 

[0roo0roo]

on the spongy skin....

 

[hzl eyed grl]

Originally posted by: 0roo0roo
on the spongy skin....

Details.

 

[Skacer]

Bathe in it and then drink the bath water.

 

[moshquerade]

store it in the fridge for a nice cool spritz when you need it.

 

[cKGunslinger]

I like to douse a bevy of beauties with my man-musk, then writhe among them in the nude to reacquire my scent.

But that's just how I roll.

/pimp

 

[alkemyst]

Originally posted by: hzl eyed grl

atot studs - how do you put your cologne on?

Just like everyone else, one leg at a time.


Wait, is that right?

no that's how we put you on.